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mobiusmuse

Doesn't matter what cycle this thing would wake me up during. For me, there's no such thing as a Happy Wake.

Griffehpoo

@Dr. Ken Carter: Yea I was kinda disappointed by that one too.

KronikFpLiOnYkD

This isn't at all what I thought "Happy Wake" would be.

Dr. Ken Carter

Csn someone smile in their sleep?

unkpku is think that new comments are like iPhone 3G pre 2.1, yeah it sucks

Hmm, how bad do I want brain cancer?

Formito

the bus will wake me up at 6 everyday because my apartment is right next to a bus stop. It could also confuse my N82 if I install this app.

easyeye123

What about those of us with bruxism? That would be one confused wake up alarm.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

From Their website "Try HappyWakeUp ArousalClock ® now! One week - 2€! Two months - 8.95€. Full license - 49.95€"

I'd never guess that had anything to do with sleep!

kenyonk

With studies (even tentatively) linking mobiles to cancer, I'd rather not stick the little microwaving bastard next to my head for 8 hours a night.

xanderbeedle

Just so all of you know, it isn't a good idea to have your phone on vibrate and underneath your pillow. It woke me up one morning, and I thought there was an earthquake. It just goes to show how inattentive I am right when I wake up, I guess.

Jagged Toaster

I would think you could keep it near your bed, rather than your pillow.

Now, where's the iPhone, charge once, not too damned much, version :\

maztec

@unkpku is think that new comments are like iPhone 3G pre 2....: My daughter smiles in her sleep abd I've been told I do the same thing especially if I have gas.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

On ATT they don't support premium SMS so no free trial. 60 days is 13.15 and Full is $75! WAY TO MUCH. Seems promising but i have issue paying that much for a mobile application.

Flyinace2000

This would be bad for me, I move all over when I sleep, I'd probably push my phone off my bed. (actually that already hapened to me once but I was in a hotel so it landed on carpet)

gamecrazychris

@AndrewJayPollack: Not denying what you're saying there, buddy, but care to source some of that information? Especially the latter with the Hiroshima and Nagasaki survivors.

diesel828

Oh come one. The stupid $300 device that was specifically made for this sort of thing doesn't work. What makes you think the crappy mircophone on the iPhone with some software is going to do the trick. No way man, I don't believe this.

nuggetz

Oh for the love of FSM. Cell Phones cannot cause cancer. The Microwave spectrum being used has absolutely nothing to do with the kind of radiation that causes cancer.

Microwaves interact with water molecules and make them move around faster. (remember Brownian Motion from school, kiddies?). That's why microwave ovens make food hot. They make the water molecules move faster (which means they have more heat energy).

Your cell phone could, in theory, make the inside of your head slightly warmer -- except that the level would not be fast enough to overcome the normal heat loss you have anyway.

That's about it.

By the way, radiation isn't always bad. The survivors of Hiroshima and Nagasaki -- those who didn't die soon after from severe radiation poisoning, but rather those who received a lower dose of radiation -- have tended to live longer lives than the average person of their age and standing.

AndrewJayPollack

I really like the idea of this, although keeping my blinds open at night does a good job of waking me up before my alarm...

Someone needs to make one for the iPhone...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

Dont they know that what OLD, defunct cell phones are for. I have 3 older phones that sit in the cradle next to the bed that I like the Ringtones on and use them for Alarm clocks HAHA never new it so cuttin edge.

Yetibelle

@AndrewJayPollack:

But if what you said about the survivors is true, wouldn't they live longer because, I dunno, the healthier ones survived?

zimzombie

meanwhile your being streamed to a website where people listen for wakeup sex.

aeroworks

so when you're in a deep sleep does it just whisper google ads into your ear?

Overheal

that just sounds like a horrible horrible idea

diehippiedie

@KronikFpLiOnYkD: You guys would want your cell phone to do that?

unspellable

And here come the cracked screen N users now... *sheds a tear* Just say no.

FadedSpark

I use my phone as a secondary alarm clock. This application wouldn't work for me. When I'm too tired to fumble with the buttons on the phone to silence it I shove it under my pillow. After that I don't hear a thing so this would never wake me up.

Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude

Fail! I dont want anything that will wake me even one minute before I HAVE to get up.

@unkpku is think that new comments are like iPhone 3G pre 2....: I not only smile in my sleep, I have woken myself up laughing in my sleep. (I also keyboard in my sleep when I have been working alot, but I dont know what I was typing.)

Curves Wants a Classic View Default

Bad idea no doubt.

RE-L

@Overheal: That could explain that dream I had about the great deals at buy.com with google checkout.

Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->

wow i'm surprised nobody has mentioned the picture yet! i would wake up totally happy if i was next to her :)

wyssaj01

@diesel828: I don't know about cancer, but there's studies showing how bad cell phones are for everything in the body:

CNN story about how cellphones make sperm less active. If it does it to sprerm, who's to say it doesn't affect a whole bunch of cells in the body....

Enochrewt