Comments on: Caption Contest: Rollerblading Billionaires

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:29:00 +0000

Seriously Gizmodo? Those aren’t Rollerblades. They’re speed skates. The World Inline Championships for speed skating were recently held in Spain this month. Recreational Rollerblades may be a thing of the past and quite laughable, but that’s not what they’re wearing. Comparing them to Dippin’ Dots and bowl cuts just shows your ignorance.

By: chaosdsm

chaosdsm — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:51:20 +0000

Larry: "Everybody... Google Nicole Begg... (pics)"
Sergey: "We thought of going that route but the PR department thought it wasn't such a hot idea"
Crowd: "Thank God for PR"

By: BWard

BWard — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:17:40 +0000

Larry - "We've decided to do our bit for the environment by commutting to work on skates. Yes question from the back."

Man at the back - "How much Co2 do Google server farms contribute to global warning"

silence
crowd grow restless "How much Larry"

Larry - "Serge, I told you the 'ooowu look google has gone all green' would be harder sell than weapons of mass destruction.
Lets make a break for it. Skate man Skate like you've never skated before.

By: Chaz Sands

Chaz Sands — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:04:19 +0000

Look up Brian Aragon on youtube

By: Jason M

Jason M — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:32:29 +0000

"Our parents were riding segways when we were conceived..."

By: Rick Netto

Rick Netto — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:20:00 +0000

Q: What's the hardest part of learning to Rollerblade?
A: Telling your parents you're gay.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:18:31 +0000

What’s the hardest thing about working for Google? Telling your mother you’re gay.