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"The New MacBook Pro. 3 hours on battery, or 15 minutes on breast milk." [Netflix HD Impressions, On Xbox 360
Why It's Safer Than Ever To Buy First-Generation Hardware
PS3 Wiimote Patent Merges Two Controllers to Make One Giant Bulbous Freak
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Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
Ash
Posted September 30, 2008 10:03 AM
"Oh I'm so happy with this new Apple Mammary Management program I got from iTunes".
Ash
Posted September 30, 2008 10:20 AM
How fantastic is that... I watched the Grand Final while apples teased my nipples.
PACMAN
Posted September 30, 2008 3:21 PM
"Apple sucks".
Scoot
Posted September 30, 2008 3:32 PM
New from Apple, iGotMilk.
Dennis Dijkhuizen
Posted September 30, 2008 3:53 PM
Apple Macbook looks great but still sucks
Dennis Dijkhuizen
Posted September 30, 2008 4:05 PM
Rudds alternative to maternity leave, uploading your mother milk to the day care centre.
ken wilkinson
Posted October 2, 2008 4:20 AM
"Apple goes Bust."
Maatc
Posted 8:00 AM 30/9/08
MilkBook Pro - for your significant udder
Maatc
broho
Posted 8:00 AM 30/9/08
If she took a page out of John Mayer's book she could get a lot more done.
[gizmodo.com]
I don't have a caption cause I'm laughing too hard. Seriously, why was this picture taken?
broho
the_amazing_doug
Posted 8:00 AM 30/9/08
"They say a picture says 1000 words. This one just says 4: Goo Goo Gaa Gaa. The iBoob. The funnest milker ever."
the_amazing_doug
yogibimbi
Posted 7:59 AM 30/9/08
Apples and Melons
yogibimbi
os_2
Posted 7:58 AM 30/9/08
New Mac Book Pro, made in China with melamine added for extra flavor.
os_2
sonicwinder
Posted 7:58 AM 30/9/08
iMilksU
sonicwinder
ripfire
Posted 7:53 AM 30/9/08
Yeah, I can't help it n gotta say: WTF man?!
ripfire
WildWon
Posted 7:53 AM 30/9/08
Mac - Still the breast computer on the market.
Mac - So simple, a child could use it.
Mac - Its the tits.
Done fo' now.
WildWon
SgtToastie
Posted 7:53 AM 30/9/08
I'm getting my breast milk pumped, and I'm a Mac.
The perfect counter to Microsoft's ad campaign.
SgtToastie
ripfire
Posted 7:52 AM 30/9/08
This is the Macbook Pro at its infancy...
ripfire
JackTheTripper
Posted 7:50 AM 30/9/08
"Hi Jim. Ya, they're taking my picture so I'm going to keep smiling and pretend nothing is wrong. But if you EVER get me a modeling job like this again I'm going to rip your F@#%ING BALLS off AND MAKE YOU WEAR THEM LIKE EAR RINGS!!!!! No no, I'm good. Keep shooting the ad. I'm fine. Really :)"
JackTheTripper
Tomo
Posted 7:49 AM 30/9/08
Apple quickly shows how it manages to stay ahead in its market.
Tomo
bpapa9013
Posted 7:48 AM 30/9/08
The economy is getting so bad I had to finance my new Mac book pro with my breast milk, blood and eggs...
bpapa9013
elchristobale
Posted 7:48 AM 30/9/08
@JackTheTripper: Yea.. accidentally double posted.. now I just feel foolish.. please forgive me.
elchristobale
oompa
Posted 7:45 AM 30/9/08
The new MacBook Pro with its Boob Power Supply (Boobs sold separately).
oompa
superbee2.0
Posted 7:45 AM 30/9/08
"I have to pump at least an ounce a minute or they cut my bandwidth in half..."
superbee2.0
chumia40
Posted 7:44 AM 30/9/08
Mac finally took their white products too far...
chumia40
vgerik1234
Posted 7:43 AM 30/9/08
Hrmm... Liquid Cooling anyone?
vgerik1234
Three_Part_Bandit
Posted 7:43 AM 30/9/08
Umm, no caption but I have to notice that she looks like she's enjoying in more ways than one...
Three_Part_Bandit
Red3y3Ninja
Posted 7:42 AM 30/9/08
Monique overestimated the powers of a MacBook...you can not feed the poor by sending them breat milk over BitTorrent...calling tech support might help.
Red3y3Ninja
Nathan Drake
Posted 7:41 AM 30/9/08
"Milking it for everything it's worth"
Nathan Drake
JackTheTripper
Posted 7:40 AM 30/9/08
@elchristobale: You can say THAT again.
JackTheTripper
superbee2.0
Posted 7:40 AM 30/9/08
PETA reveals their solution to Ben & Jerry's on how they are going to collect enough breast milk to replace cows milk in all their ice cream
superbee2.0
chizelord
Posted 7:38 AM 30/9/08
Check back with me in a few minutes...so...confused...my whole world has lost all sense...
chizelord
elchristobale
Posted 7:38 AM 30/9/08
The Macbook Pro sucks more than ever!
elchristobale
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Posted 7:37 AM 30/9/08
Yeah, I got the new MacBoob Pro.
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Posted 7:36 AM 30/9/08
"I know, it's totally cool. This new iMilker is great!. I can hardly even feel it at all. It plays MP3 nursery rhymes too. Listen, can you hear it? That's The Farmer in the Dell."
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
phoenix27
Posted 7:36 AM 30/9/08
Disturbingly hot, in a "wait, wtf?" sort of way....
phoenix27
elchristobale
Posted 7:35 AM 30/9/08
The macbook pro sucks more then ever!
elchristobale
The Terminator
Posted 7:35 AM 30/9/08
"I just finished uploading my milk to you."
The Terminator
jayhawk11
Posted 7:34 AM 30/9/08
What. The. Hell.
I would think of something witty, but I'm speechless.
jayhawk11
Chester_Copperpot
Posted 7:33 AM 30/9/08
Just when she didn't think there was a second mouse button...
Chester_Copperpot
Curves
Posted 8:24 AM 30/9/08
Murray, youre the worst agent I ever had....you said this modeling assignment would suck, but I didnt think you meant it literally. And you can forget your 10%.
Curves
Thrubeingcool
Posted 8:24 AM 30/9/08
Apple releases new port format
Thrubeingcool
Falleen9
Posted 8:22 AM 30/9/08
Alternate Energy at its finest...
Falleen9
BiZarRroBALlmeR
Posted 8:18 AM 30/9/08
You should see the USB penis enlarger.
BiZarRroBALlmeR
Mario101
Posted 8:15 AM 30/9/08
"baby, remember that thing we were talking about, like, we could do stuff over the internet, you type something, and it sucks on my boob? well, guess what i found!"
Mario101
The Terminator
Posted 8:15 AM 30/9/08
One word: "episiotomy."
The Terminator
The Terminator
Posted 8:12 AM 30/9/08
"Oh, it's wonderful Mom... yes, delivered last night at 5:18 and weighs 5 pounds, 4 ounces. The nurse said I need to feed it every 2 hours or the battery will die."
The Terminator
snowbeach024
Posted 8:08 AM 30/9/08
"i'm a mac..and i suck boobs."
snowbeach024
jdw242b
Posted 8:03 AM 30/9/08
... and once we get to the hindmilk we achieve 6 full hours of power per ounce!
[en.wikipedia.org]
jdw242b
yogibimbi
Posted 8:03 AM 30/9/08
on second thought - pears rather, but yummy; there's too much water in melons anyway...
yogibimbi
sisedi
Posted 8:39 AM 30/9/08
"Now... Just two more things..."
Eh, I tried.
sisedi
DeusExMach
Posted 8:39 AM 30/9/08
...the perfect compliment to the iPhone cupcake.
*alternatively: Wow, this outsourcing thing has gotten SERIOUSLY out of hand...
DeusExMach
strider_mt2k
Posted 8:38 AM 30/9/08
Oh, the Borg started out innocently enough...
(First comment on my new Inspiron Mini 9. It ROCKS)
strider_mt2k
mergedwarrior
Posted 8:35 AM 30/9/08
Builds back strength, feeds your kids, and lets you get work done!
The new iMilk, from Apple.
mergedwarrior
ripfire
Posted 8:32 AM 30/9/08
Microsoft to Apple: **Griff voice** "Well! Since when did you become the physical type?!"
ripfire
aec007
Posted 8:28 AM 30/9/08
This Mac is so hot!... It Pasteurizes!
:)
aec007
TBM-Fan
Posted 8:25 AM 30/9/08
Microsoft? we have our answer to your commercial right here. it is called boobs
TBM-Fan
eblingmis
Posted 9:15 AM 30/9/08
@Chester_Copperpot: @vgerik1234: there u go
eblingmis
rcorrino
Posted 9:15 AM 30/9/08
Errr... What is your Skype handle miss and do you have your iDight on?
rcorrino
rcorrino
Posted 9:14 AM 30/9/08
Apple.... being green and getting your porn on at the same time
rcorrino
sultanselephant
Posted 9:06 AM 30/9/08
No way that bitch just gave birth shes too thin. Shes getting off on that and she is on lava life chat its a sex toy and shes on webcam showing it off in yahoo chatrooms.
sultanselephant
EL_RIEL
Posted 9:05 AM 30/9/08
OMFG.. thats hot!! lol
EL_RIEL
kanon
Posted 8:59 AM 30/9/08
The Apple iBaby: now with a glossy screen!
kanon
agrajag42
Posted 8:50 AM 30/9/08
Gaming addiction in America takes a turn downward:
"According to the software, you're 14 ounces ahead. You won't be me this time, Jill."
"No, I don't know where my baby went."
agrajag42
trongod05
Posted 9:38 AM 30/9/08
Steve Jobs: "Just one more thing. We thing you're going to love this. It's Insanely Milky!"
trongod05
Jamez
Posted 9:38 AM 30/9/08
"No honey, you don't need to buy a new battery. I just won't feed the baby today!"
Jamez
Jamez
Posted 9:37 AM 30/9/08
@elchristobale: Nice...damn, now I can't say that.
Jamez
j4sk868
Posted 9:30 AM 30/9/08
@elchristobale: Its not even a Macbook Pro. Its a powerbook.
j4sk868
codemagic
Posted 9:28 AM 30/9/08
MacBook Pro -- Your new breast friend
codemagic
Joseph
Posted 9:27 AM 30/9/08
"We've been working really hard on this and I think we finally got it right. BOOM, super affordable, super clear, super sucky, awesome breast pumps that connect right up to your MacBook Pro. Isn't that amazing?" ~ Steve Jobs
Joseph
Stem_Sell
Posted 9:27 AM 30/9/08
MacBook Flo's improved Sirewire 800 connectors ensure rapid downstream delivery with minimal snacket loss...
Stem_Sell
swoyekr
Posted 9:25 AM 30/9/08
I'd like to take a bite out of those apples.
swoyekr
jkr's bold comment
Posted 9:24 AM 30/9/08
"what are you wearing?"
"I'm a Mac"
"Feeding Comcast"
"My Mac is my baby"
"When hentai takes over"
jkr's bold comment
DaneB
Posted 9:17 AM 30/9/08
Nice.
DaneB
eblingmis
Posted 9:15 AM 30/9/08
@superbee2.0: tehee
eblingmis
Stem_Sell
Posted 9:15 AM 30/9/08
No, really, what *did* you think the 'B' in USB stood for?
Stem_Sell
Mr.SithNinja
Posted 9:43 AM 30/9/08
"The MacBook Pro...stays crunchy in milk"
Mr.SithNinja
Glupidio VanHosen
Posted 10:26 AM 30/9/08
At Apple, we've learned that it's better to suck tit, than to suck ass.
Glupidio VanHosen
mobiusmuse
Posted 10:25 AM 30/9/08
"Yes, Mr. Jobs, thank you for your credit card information. We are now ready to complete your order. Please place your mouth over the USB port and select 'Download'."
mobiusmuse
Palmer74
Posted 10:09 AM 30/9/08
"Mac Book Pro" the new Greener Pro runs on Apple juice.
Palmer74
Kittenparade
Posted 10:55 AM 30/9/08
After tech support told Amanda to put the breast pumps on, she started to wonder if Gizmodo was the best place for tech support.
Kittenparade
wtd966
Posted 10:50 AM 30/9/08
press option+command+m to start milking.
wtd966
Oldbrass
Posted 10:43 AM 30/9/08
She's obviously not a nursing mother, just a model.
Her stomach's flat, she's smiling happily and doing work at home rather than an actual nursing mother who would be in a semiconscious, baby vomit covered state, wearing her husbands t-shirt and boxers while trying not to fall asleep on the couch.
I can't beat JackTheTripper's quote for accuracy
Oldbrass
JediMasterJET
Posted 10:40 AM 30/9/08
Apples new USB powered breast pumps.
JediMasterJET
elliottsa
Posted 11:02 AM 30/9/08
Can you hear me now? Good.
elliottsa
m-p{3}
Posted 10:58 AM 30/9/08
Got milk?
m-p{3}
purple-pillows
Posted 11:42 AM 30/9/08
i know... i know... these usb breast pumps hurt only slightly more then the usb vibrator you got me
purple-pillows
Xavoc
Posted 11:41 AM 30/9/08
@j4sk868: Is it? Looks like a firewire 800 connector on there, so more maybe a 17" Macbook Pro??
Xavoc
Codis
Posted 11:41 AM 30/9/08
Where can I buy one?
Codis
helldiver
Posted 11:29 AM 30/9/08
I'm waiting for the single-head male version.
helldiver
andrelix
Posted 12:03 PM 30/9/08
@oompa: aren't they always?
andrelix
phenderson
Posted 12:19 PM 30/9/08
"Honey, just open the attachment, and feed it to the baby. You know I have to be on this business trip..."
phenderson
citizensmith
Posted 1:14 PM 30/9/08
I tell you, my Motorolla Razr sure does beat the pants of any of those lame iphones.
citizensmith
citizensmith
Posted 1:14 PM 30/9/08
Yeah you are right. Using these in combo with my iBrator does add a lot. Excuse me a moment won't you.
OHHHH GOOOODDDD YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
citizensmith
kmkl
Posted 1:49 PM 30/9/08
Frighteningly looks like Eva Longoria, I swear.
kmkl
darthvader66
Posted 1:37 PM 30/9/08
PC: Hi! I'm a PC and I Suck
Mac: I SUCK TWO TIMES BETTER ;)
darthvader66
darthvader66
Posted 1:35 PM 30/9/08
Hmm...
The New MilkBook..
We Milk Your $$$ so that you can Milk Yourself!
darthvader66
sammy baby
Posted 1:25 PM 30/9/08
Courtesy of my wife: "If I lived in Canada, I wouldn't have to be doing this shit all at once."
sammy baby
RoboChop
Posted 2:17 PM 30/9/08
Got multitasking? is a winner for me.
RoboChop
hnkelley
Posted 3:38 PM 30/9/08
I'm at a complete loss... I just don't understand WTF the pic is trying to convey...
hnkelley
WildWon
Posted 10:18 PM 30/9/08
@Maatc: Haha good. Puns are the wins of these captions.
Glad to see another Kotakuite NOT going with iBoob. :p
WildWon
jTexans
Posted 10:42 PM 30/9/08
Going green is so 2007. Go milky white.
jTexans
madara
Posted 12:30 AM 1/10/08
The new MacBoob iSuck. Proof that Macs really suck.
madara
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Posted 2:12 AM 1/10/08
@Xavoc: Looks like a 15" PowerBook.
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
banmojo
Posted 6:39 AM 1/10/08
why would she pay $$ for that equipment when me and my buddy'll do her for free (I mean do IT for free) ???!!?
breast milk, mm mm good.
banmojo
SSRPaulO
Posted 9:31 AM 1/10/08
The newest Rock Band product Bundle: Groupie
Captures the raw power, physicality, and sheer enjoyment of a real groupie.
• Big circular pads that can take serious use!
• An awesome UI that emulates the resistance and speed of a real groupie.
• Built in joypad with buttons and direction pad for easy control of menus and other UI.
Now available on Mac.
SSRPaulO
Narfmaster
Posted 9:02 AM 3/10/08
That's a powerbook.
Narfmaster