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Bloody Stump Wrist Rests
Posted by Mark Wilson at 1:45 AM on September 4, 2008
These bloody hand and foot wrist rests aren't meant to taunt your co-workers with adolescent slasher film humour. Their intention is to honour the many who've fallen, organising spreadsheets and returning company emails and remind you that, at any time, you could be a mouse click away from clicking no more. Just make sure to close that sad bikini model page before you go. [Brando]
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RE-L
Posted 2:18 AM 4/9/08
I was thinking, I've seen these at the halloween store except they might not be cushiony enough to be used as "arm rests".
RE-L
Phenostar
Posted 2:11 AM 4/9/08
@Zaxxon Q Blaque: I think the banhammer is in the shop.
Phenostar
lldsandsll
Posted 2:09 AM 4/9/08
@impliedsurprise: well put
lldsandsll
impliedsurprise
Posted 2:05 AM 4/9/08
i've seen these at halloween stores for ages. it's a pretend severed hand/foot. so what is it? you put something soft under your wrists and call it a mouse rest?
let me show you my lifejacket/beer cozy/beanie baby/real bologna slices wrist rest!
btw, at the halloween store, guaranteed less than $15 + shipping...
impliedsurprise
bosskev
Posted 2:04 AM 4/9/08
@tamoko: "Couldn't wait till Halloween, could you Mark?"
And why should he? My Walgreen's has featured Halloween merchandise since mid-August. Really.
bosskev
nikeplr
Posted 2:04 AM 4/9/08
What is this world coming to.....
nikeplr
bosskev
Posted 2:01 AM 4/9/08
These are decently grotesque and realistically modelled. And, apparently bargain priced at $15 for both.
Hmm...to be that economical, makes you wonder exactly how they were able to come up with such accurate molds.
bosskev
lldsandsll
Posted 1:58 AM 4/9/08
10th
lldsandsll
theblackdog
Posted 1:56 AM 4/9/08
I can think of a friend who would have these in his office.
theblackdog
tamoko
Posted 1:56 AM 4/9/08
@lpranal: LOL, you maybe right.
tamoko
Curves
Posted 1:56 AM 4/9/08
Nice. I can see the hand, but the foot looks too big for a wrist rest (and also reminds me of the picture of his ankle that nutbastard posted last week). I didnt really want any lunch anyway.......
Curves
tamoko
Posted 1:55 AM 4/9/08
Couldn't wait till Halloween, could you Mark?
tamoko
lpranal
Posted 1:55 AM 4/9/08
@Zaxxon Q Blaque: Kind of reminds me of the game lemmings, when the first couple out would always get chewed up in a meat grinder or something, before you placed a blocker. Bwahahahah...
I would also like to point out that as an added bonus, the severed hand is representing the shocker. I think Suicidegirls.com may just end up buying up all of these.
lpranal
Zaxxon Q Blaque
Posted 1:51 AM 4/9/08
And you're both banned tools. :-|
Zaxxon Q Blaque
jay84virgo
Posted 1:50 AM 4/9/08
second
jay84virgo
theyellowone
Posted 1:49 AM 4/9/08
first
theyellowone
ANoel
Posted 2:33 AM 4/9/08
Got any Tropic Thunder Ben Stiller's hands models?
ANoel
Joseph
Posted 2:21 AM 4/9/08
@tamoko: Or even WAY after lunch?
Joseph
chumleyex
Posted 2:57 AM 4/9/08
Richard Christy from the Howard Stern show would love it.
chumleyex
MaWeiTao
Posted 2:52 AM 4/9/08
Who in the hell would want this on their desk?
MaWeiTao
badhatharry
Posted 3:11 AM 4/9/08
That foot would make the perfect stocking stuffer.
badhatharry
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
Posted 3:05 AM 4/9/08
@MaWeiTao: Dexter
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
bosskev
Posted 3:20 AM 4/9/08
@badhatharry: Nice.
Or a charming way to give a set of gloves to your beloved, complete with hands already inserted. Puts otherwise boring Isotoners back on the fun gift list, doesn't it?
bosskev
theblackdog
Posted 3:18 AM 4/9/08
@chumleyex: Richard Christy also likes Arkansas toothpicks, what's your point? ;-)
theblackdog
P3nnst8r
Posted 3:41 AM 4/9/08
@badhatharry: Hyuck!
+1
P3nnst8r
dremon21
Posted 5:22 AM 4/9/08
Any creations from Lorena Bobbitt???
dremon21
wolfenstein-3d
Posted 5:47 AM 4/9/08
uh, can't help but notice that the hand is now in permanent shocker position.
wolfenstein-3d
VideoVampire
Posted 6:35 AM 4/9/08
Im Chainsaw and Im Bob and we'll see you at the movies~!!
VideoVampire
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 8:02 AM 4/9/08
So... rejected Helloween party gags and costumes are now "wrist rests"?
Ok...
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
FrankReality
Posted 11:51 AM 4/9/08
Man, that must have been a wicked paper cut!!!
FrankReality
ajfili
Posted 2:53 PM 4/9/08
Why the hell is the hand giving the shocker?
ajfili