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Beware of Online Predators (They Have Wi-Fi)
Posted by Mark Wilson at 12:00 AM on September 26, 2008
I always thought the warnings of online predators were the product of 20/20 producers trying to spur ratings. Now I get it. Not only is the prospect of talking to a Predator™ frightening as all hell, but the dude is wearing fishnets. These online Predators™ are perverts too!! Pick up the shirt for $US17. [Loiter via Nerd Approved]
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OMG! Ponies!
Posted 12:23 AM 26/9/08
I'm Chris Hanson. Have a seat.
OMG! Ponies!
se.beercan
Posted 12:21 AM 26/9/08
@se.beercan: oops, predator forgot to use the end quote."
se.beercan
taftsearlobe33
Posted 12:20 AM 26/9/08
that is funny however I don't think I would wear a shirt that labels me as an online preditor... that's actually how i got my first restraining order.
taftsearlobe33
WD40
Posted 12:17 AM 26/9/08
@beufort67: that looks like a mac to me. with wifi.
WD40
se.beercan
Posted 12:13 AM 26/9/08
this could inspire a new Apple ad campaign that is a rebuttal to the "i'm a PC" ads...
Predator: "i'm a mac and i've travelled 300 space miles to hunt you like a badger, peel of yer skin and drink blood from your skull. i also like reggaeton and camaros.
se.beercan
RE-L
Posted 12:11 AM 26/9/08
I'd totally wear this shirt and it made me LOL as well.
RE-L
carfeu
Posted 12:10 AM 26/9/08
He (it) needs a better office chair.
carfeu
beufort67
Posted 12:10 AM 26/9/08
look....the predator uses a mac clone!!!
beufort67
Gibberish
Posted 12:10 AM 26/9/08
Online predators...wasn't that Dateline NBC?
Gibberish
Odd_Thomas
Posted 12:07 AM 26/9/08
That really made me LOL and i need this shirt now.
Odd_Thomas
Kaisum
Posted 12:06 AM 26/9/08
As hilarious as that is you will probably still get your ass kicked for wearing it.
Kaisum
danatoth
Posted 12:04 AM 26/9/08
It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.
danatoth
beufort67
Posted 12:43 AM 26/9/08
@WD40:
actually it looks like a mac pro....but i've never seen one with a wifi symbol as opposed to an apple logo. therefore i called it a "clone". wasnt meant to be serious anyways...srry
beufort67
Chromeo
Posted 12:36 AM 26/9/08
I'd love to watch the police hop out of a bush and try to tackle this guy as he ran out of the house...
Chromeo
se.beercan
Posted 12:31 AM 26/9/08
@taftsearlobe33: sadly, i know how you got your first restraining order...oh, we're not allowed to talk are we?
se.beercan
drallac
Posted 1:06 AM 26/9/08
I will never promote this poor posture!
drallac
ilves
Posted 1:01 AM 26/9/08
@Kaiser-Machead:
Unfortunately computers don't come in 'predator' sizes.
ilves
ilves
Posted 1:00 AM 26/9/08
@Chromeo:
He'd just fire his constricting net gun at them... probably the same trick he uses on the little kids.
ilves
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
Posted 12:59 AM 26/9/08
Predator's posture is terrible, and he's wearing women's shoes. At least the Xenomorph never compromised.
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
nystreetfilms
Posted 12:57 AM 26/9/08
WHY'S IT GOTTA BE A MAC PRO?
Do you really think people that own Mac's are trolling for little boy sex? Doubtful. You've seen the commercials people, the PC Guy is definitely the "type".
Better step and change that to a Dell mothafakka.
yup yup.
nystreetfilms
Lokiprimary
Posted 12:54 AM 26/9/08
@OMG! Ponies!: I just came over to warn her that what she was doing is dangerous is all.....
Lokiprimary
dOk
Posted 1:26 AM 26/9/08
@ Kaiser-Machead on the...
What are you talking about? The Alien Queen has built in high heels... Go take a look at her!
dOk
Chromeo
Posted 1:21 AM 26/9/08
@Kaiser-Machead on the Edge: OMG XENOMORPH FANBOIZ FTL!
Chromeo
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
Posted 1:15 AM 26/9/08
I don't know. I kinda pictured the Predator as more of a Linux user..
Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude
misterrios
Posted 12:46 AM 26/9/08
@Chromeo: already been done: [gizmodo.com]
misterrios
Ike_Skelton
Posted 1:36 AM 26/9/08
I laughed.
Ike_Skelton
JBKing
Posted 1:58 AM 26/9/08
@OMG! Ponies!: You just reminded of the South Park where Cartman pretends to hae turrets. Chris Hansen has the power to make people have a seat even when they don't want to. Awesome.
JBKing
Kaiser-Machead
Posted 3:12 AM 26/9/08
@dOk: Yeah, but she's a QUEEN. By that title alone, is allowed to wear/grow whatever flamboyant attire she pleases.
Kaiser-Machead
Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->
Posted 3:04 AM 26/9/08
If it chats, we can kill it.
Chris Hansen: "You are one ugly Mother Fucker. Why don't you have some lemonade."
It does makes that "Want some Candy" line in Predator 2 take on a whole new meaning.
Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 4:11 AM 26/9/08
@JBKing: Sorry for being a prick but the type is funny.
OMG! Ponies!
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 4:10 AM 26/9/08
@JBKing: I think you mean Tourette's. As in Tourette's Syndrome.
These are turrets.
OMG! Ponies!
TBM-Fan
Posted 5:17 AM 26/9/08
I don't think it is a wise idea before you know people will think you're a predator so people will ignore you ATW or comes closer to punch and kick you
TBM-Fan
spider2544
Posted 7:40 AM 26/9/08
this predator has only 3 fears on earth
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Danny Glover
and Chris Hansen.
spider2544
CFStang
Posted 12:08 PM 26/9/08
This shirt is made of win
CFStang
DeusExMach
Posted 12:51 AM 27/9/08
@beufort67: what did you expect? AlienWare? Never in a million years.
DeusExMach