I'm attempting to dispell a long-established corporate image that has yet to cripple my massive income or put a significant dent in my market share, and I may sometimes jump on stage and sweat through bright blue shirts that I'm told should be worn with t-shirts underneath so that provide some absorbtion, and I'm paying a neutered, now-unfunny Jerry Seinfeld to play buddy-buddy with our former captain Gates to reconnect to the people who already own our products....

And I'm a PC.

Kaiser-Machead

I'm a PC and I'm very quick.

quikboy

@strider_mt2k:
I reply to snarky comments on technology blogs and I'm a PC.

dvda

I make snarky comments on technology blogs and I'm a PC.

Whatever. :\

strider_mt2k

I'm a Mac, AND I'm a PC. So suck it.

ACDlite

I'm a high school student, and I'm a pc.

Sam_Zebian

I'm a PC... running OS X in a Mac Pro!

Joseph

Windows doesn't have a slogan. It has a reply to a Apple campaign. That is the two things Microsoft has now. The whiney response to I'm A Mac. And the Whiney response to "Vista Sucks" (Mojave ads.)

A limitless budget and their 2 ad campaigns are basically "AM NOT!"

I hate Apple ads too but Microsoft should be ashamed.

davehimself

I'm a PC and it's really easy to poke fun at how reliable I am.

jhilla

"I steal ideas from others and I'm a PC."

Oh, damn. I think Microsoft just stole that from me!

Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude

I'm a PC, and I use Leapard 10.5.5

BiZarRroBALlmeR

@ProSeven: Thats a good reference to show how out dated you are.

imTheKing

"Windows finally has a slogan you'll remember"

It's too bad that they got it from Apple. They even have to copy their advertisements from Apple... :p

MICHAELSD

i have VMWare fusion installed in my compurter, im a Mac, and i'm a PC.

hazaelox

Here is something nice, it's a true story.

Four pictures about instructions how to upgrade a Mac:

[trunks.fireball20xl.com]

ProSeven

I club baby seals and i'm a pc

soulweaponry

@dvda: My feelings of inadequacy or otherwise are determined by my quality, not by my market saturation, and I'm a PC.

Kaiser-Machead

Gzmd dsnvwld ths cmmnt, nd 'm pc

dvda

@Kaiser-Machead:
I wish I had their marketshare and I'm a MAC

dvda

I'm PC, so I won't say what I really think of you people.

Kaiser-Machead

I'm a PC, And i work on Any platform

XxRiXoNxX182

I'm too busy working to get involved in an OS war... and I'm a PC

Norcross

windsows needs your permission to continue, and i'm a PC

St00p1d

@dvda: Well played

Kaiser-Machead

@dvda: I think we're taking this a bit too far, and I'm a....oh forget it.

Kaiser-Machead

I'm OMG! Ponies ... and I'm a PC.

Acemonster

Real Microsoft "I'm a PC" ad I came across:

[geektalkstech.com]

I'm Tron Guy, and I'm a PC

AZTriGuy

"Have you seen this boy?" (John Connor) And I'm a PC (made of liquid metal)

Phoenixfury

Submitted by: the condom

If I didn't break you wouldn't be here, and I'm a PC

dvda

@Mike:
Submitted by: your mom

I'm doing the mailman, and I'm a PC

dvda

rm -fr / - i was a PC

dweebzilla

@Kaiser-Machead:
I wish mobile me and itunes 8 worked, and I'm a mac

dvda

I play with pixels.
I'm a PC.

wetworker

@Kaiser-Machead: You People?! Wutchu mean you people?! Oh NO he didn't...

_____
joking

AmplifiedHustler

Submitted by: YOUR DAD

iDid your mom last night,
AND I'M A PC

Mike

I just saw one that said Im on gizmodo!

vinnyr

Yeah baby! Swinger here, getting it on with 3 Macs and 2 pc's.

OS orgy is the only to go.

GDUB

"I'm John McCain, and I'm not a PC...but my wife is."

"I'm Barack Obama and I'm not a PC...but I plan on taxing the crap out of anyone who is."

"I'm Joe Biden and I'm not a PC...but Barack Obama IS, and will NOT tax the crap out of anyone else who is."

"I'm Sarah Palin and I AM a PC...do you know the difference between a PC and a pit bull? Vista!"

"I'm Spartacus, and I'm a PC."
"No, I'm Spartacus and I'm a PC."
"No, I'm Spartacus and I'm a PC." (Repeat ad infinitum...)

GadgetPlay

I'm a PC, and Evangelion rocks.

Evangelion

You can tell we're blitzing the system when this happens:
[img171.imageshack.us]

ihavenoimaginationwhenitcomestopickingausername

@hazaelox: Spoiler alert, you always were pc.

chorx

I'm great at displaying pron and i'm a pc

soulweaponry

ERROR IN memory #;67890000, and I'm a PC

csharms

I'm a PC... not a vista.

parcaelum

@GadgetPlay: I'm Michael Moore, and I'm using PC's to propagandize anyone who gets in my way.

Kaiser-Machead

I like the edited version better lol, here it is

+ Watch video

snitch29

I'm trying to revive Gizmondo, and I'm a PC.

AmplifiedHustler

I'm responsible for millions of Dollars worth of Identity theft and online fraud, because I'm a PC.

MINI Driver

@Zomb:
WTF does that even mean?

Just buy new processors/ram/HDs....

Crazymonkey

@Akiyia: that should be @ ProSeven.....

Akiyia

obama wins? not gonna happen

dhaberer

@MICHAELSD: What's funny is that the ads are actually better than Apple's. =)

sandwiches

@imTheKing: not really, apple just doesn't offer hardware upgrades,
So far i don't see a GPU upgrade//DVD burner for any iMac/eMac or Mac Mini ever made.

The only computer that you can upgrade is the Mac Pro.

Akiyia

@imTheKing: really how. Its accurate because you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the upgrade and without unless it was new computer and with the whole sending it in problem. Its better to buy a new one.

Zomb

Obama wont win, and Im a PC.

UncleArgyll

MePerson

I'm OLD GREG!!!... and I'm a PC

I'm an apple genius, and I'm a PC

Yarrhg, I Pirate, and I'm a PC

I have more of these, but I'm a PC

thehackerdude

Unspecified Exception and I'm your PC shutting down your programs

Raidah

I'm a PC and I've been sitting in a garbage dump for a while since my last owner bought a Macbook Pro

Raidah

han solo ran the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. and i'm sure he is a pc.

dedalus987

@Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another du...: No, they stole the idea about stealing ideas from Apple

OMG! Ponies!

Hahahaha. There's one that says "I found a link to this at Gizmodo, and I'm a PC."

Well played, Ellish.

Z4N5H1N

@sandwiches: it's only successful when everyone stops laughing at the Gates//Seinfield adds. But the good news is it's only uphill from there.

Akiyia

I'm a PC, and I think Obama's an irrelevant subject.

Kaiser-Machead

@davehimself: Whiney in what way. They're responding to apple's nahnanah na booboo I'm better than you. Their both childish but mostly apple at least microsoft actually focuses on their product all apple can do is try attack MS's reputation.

Zomb

@BiZarRroBALlmeR:

You must be a PC - it's "Leopard"....

Crazymonkey

@quikboy: I'm a Mac and I Boot in 26 seconds

Akiyia

@davehimself: Ashamed of making ads that got people's attention and have us talking? Yea... they should be totally ashamed of their successful ads.

sandwiches

A Problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.

COMPUTER_DID_NOT_LIKE_THE_WAY_YOU_WERE_STARING_AT_IT_OR _TOUCHING_ITS_KEYS,_PERV

If this is the first time you've seen this Stop Error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:

Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any Windows updates you might need.

If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then select Safe Mode.

and i'm a PC.

se.beercan

I USED A MAC TO DESIGN THIS ADD.

and im a PC

CharitableNinja

I play with pixels all day.
I'm a PC.

wetworker

Haha, now which one of you posted the one that says "i read gizmodo, and im a pc"

enchantedduck

A dingo ate my baby... and I'm a PC.

DW

@MePerson:

+ Watch video

snitch29

I use both Macs (by choice) and PCs (for work), but I am neither.

johnmc

I'M A PC TOO!!!!

johnnyabnormal

Oh man. Some of the ones cropping up there are really funny. Not exactly ad-friendly, but funny as hell.

DisposableInterloper

I'm a worthless, P-O-S, you must allow administrator approval to run, bug filed, constantly crashing, over heating, fans squealing into the night, full of dust and other "dirt" packed into places you didn't know existed, and would someone put me out of my misery, PC.

spectator101

I'm a PC and I want OS X.

And I write this on my Mac Powerbook Pro!

spectator101

I'm vista and I'm aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (bluescreen)

flynboarder07

I am constipated, and I am a PC!

I am a urinal, and I am a PC!

I am Democrat, and I am a PC!

Grifter

SOMEONE BROKE IT?!?!?!

it just says , above the I'M A PC. !!!! :P

Then there's the one that says

"My name is Steve Jobs," :D

skulldriveshaft

@OMG! Ponies!: Yeah, and sadly it wasn't even a really great one at that. Mediocre at best..

Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude

Im a gamer and i abuse both mac and pc.

smeee

I make video games, and I'm a PC... cause who the hell actually plays games on a mac?

flaagan

I'm a mac and i'm a PC and i use all platforms 2

Felix26591

@Akiyia: Ha! Mine boots at 17. Try a Sony.

quikboy

@MICHAELSD: Be grateful they didn't come up with something cringe-inducing instead.

krysjez

@dvda: I'm a Mac that makes even snarkier replies to snarky replies on technology blogs that refuses to say and I'm a PC.

Ginsu

@CharitableNinja: I USED A MAC TO DESIGN THIS ADD.

yeah.. that explains it.

ripfire

C Pam I'd Nail Ali, and I'm a PC.

Submitted by palindrome.

Too bad you can't see your submission once its submitted.

SAN66

@Crazymonkey: So, what's your plan to upgrade your graphics chip? Add a DVD burner? Build a RAID array? Add USB 3.0 support, when that hits? Put in a second hard drive (not simply replace the one you have)? Seriously, let's see you do any of that on your Mini or iMac.

HeartBurnKid, creepy morbid freak

@HeartBurnKid, creepy morbid freak: The people who buy Mac Mini & iMac aren't the kind of people who do upgrades. I would think that is painfully obvious. The people who do upgrades buy Mac Pro and can easily do any of what you just described.

johnnyabnormal

@hazaelox:

I have MacOS X 10.5.4 installed on my Acer AspireOne along withe Windows.

I'm a PC AND I'm a Mac.

(And my Mac is smaller and cheaper than anything you can get from Apple...)

TheWerewolf

I'm MANY PCs (and a couple of Macs too).

TheWerewolf

I'm a Mac because Vista sucks!

I do enjoy a good game now and then because I own a Xbox and a PS3 and I do make a good bit of money with my Macs.

paja

****WARNING*NSFW*****

You're a pissy, and I'm a PC.

skulldriveshaft

I'm a fired ad agency for coming up with this lame campaign and I'm a PC.

ralfhutter

My name is Luke Skywalker,
AND I'M A PC.

Kharnellius

@ralfhutter:

lol

Acemonster

I'm a PC that has been made to look like a Mac thanks to FlyAKiteOSX and ObjectDock, but really comes off like lipstick on a pig...wait, has that expression been used already?

codemagic

I am not a PC, I am a free man.

Costermonger

@ProSeven:
That was HILARIOUS!!!

And SO TRUE!!!

We are currently DOWN to 8 Mac stations. Yup, business is sucking balls right now. Then again, our PC stations have maintained. Hum.... anyway, over the past 10 years I think I upgraded the memory on a Mac ONCE. This was because our only choice at the time of purchase was a low memory model.

Other then that, Macs are not upgradeable. Memory? Hard drive space? Sure. But each and every generation is so completely different you just can't keep things like CD-Drives, video cards.... Every single Mac I've ever replaced was either sold off or dumped in the trash bin. Either way, always 100% replaced. In other words....

BLAM! Hi, I'm a new Mac!

JEmlay

@quikboy:

That's what she told us about you, bub. :p

Pixlmonkey

@johnnyabnormal: Ah, so I have to pay $2500 for the same upgradeability I can get out of a $300 PC. Gotcha. Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

HeartBurnKid, creepy morbid freak

Nope, I'm a Mac.
I'm a college student, a programmer, a video editor, a musician, a blogger, politically active, computer modding, information technology specialist, and a Mac.
I use the OS from the company with the highest customer satisfaction in the business, and I love my OS. I don't deal with crashes or viruses.

I'm a Mac. I'm not a snob, I'm not emo or indie, and I love my computer. What now, MS?

MacAttack7388