Liveblog
Apple Event Liveblog: Let's Rock
Posted by Jason Chen at 7:28 AM on September 9, 2008
There's less than 24 hours left until we're going to be sitting inside the Yerba Buena Centre for the Arts Theatre in San Francisco, typing and snapping away to bring to you the most up-to-date live coverage of the noises emanating from Steve Jobs' mouth. You, on the other hand, will presumably be sitting exactly where you are now. That's good. That's exactly where you should be. Our liveblog, as always, will be at live.gizmodo.com, where you should check in first thing tomorrow, since we're starting our coverage early.

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videoCWK
Posted 8:15 AM 9/9/08
I'll be at school :(
videoCWK
nbumpercar
Posted 8:04 AM 9/9/08
Hooray! I'm on all kinds of pins and needles wondering how my slim white magic phone device will be able to be better . . . will it make/receive calls? will it not lock up and crash?
Awwwwww - who really cares about updates anyways - as long as I get to keep rocking the papijump!
Yes - thank you - I did just say 'rocking.'
nbumpercar
Adisah
Posted 7:58 AM 9/9/08
YES!! Shelling out more money!!!!
Free updates for my iPhone!!!!!!
Dude, I need to get a job sooooo bad. I have like 4 or 5 games on my app store waiting list...
A feature they need to add to iTunes Wish list??? Or am I out of the know about this or whats up with that.
Adisah
Cursemaster0
Posted 7:53 AM 9/9/08
Oh yeay! Time for more updates that require shelling out more money!
Too bad ya'll Apple-ists don't get free updates to ALL VERSIONS of your products :(
Cursemaster0
jcrockerman
Posted 7:45 AM 9/9/08
work productivity for tomorrow morning: 0%
sorry Lifehacker. I've failed you.
jcrockerman
G-Ram
Posted 7:41 AM 9/9/08
I want a new MBP! *crosses fingers*
G-Ram
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 8:30 AM 9/9/08
I'll be... Firefox needs grammar correct.
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 8:27 AM 9/9/08
I think I'm getting sick, I hope I'm not in bed. Either way, I'll me slacking off (NOT A J).
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
spyker3292
Posted 8:58 AM 9/9/08
What! No iPhone version of the live feed!!! :(
spyker3292
Derek Devine
Posted 8:50 AM 9/9/08
Can Wait
Derek Devine
daftrok
Posted 8:42 AM 9/9/08
Steve Jobs: "Because the Macbook Air sucked ass, we're not gonna make it anymore! Instead we are replacing the gay white and black Macbook and Macbook Air with a brand new aluminum Macbook with LED backlit screen. The touchpad will be multi-touch and will have a backlit keyboard. It will only be one SKU because as we know multiple SKU's mean multiple rip-offs. Superdrive is standard, 2 GB RAM is standard and the new Core 2 Duo processors will be used starting at the 2.26 GHz speed. We are also installing the new Bluetooth 2.1 which allows even greater range and easier connectivity to Bluetooth devices. We also give the option to upgrade to SSD's if you want."
Ahhh one can dream...
daftrok
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
Posted 9:31 AM 9/9/08
@daftrok: Don't play with my emotions.
D...just don't do it.
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
Aturayd
Posted 9:47 AM 9/9/08
I do believe you apple fans are the only ones who practically camp out in front of your computer waiting for an annoucement to give apple more of your money.
Aturayd
G-Ram
Posted 10:51 AM 9/9/08
Perhaps if Microsoft made great products, you'd do it too!
G-Ram
KriKit
Posted 11:13 AM 9/9/08
Alright here's my prediction:
3G/edge available on the ipod touches. 30 bucks a month.
KriKit
Aturayd
Posted 12:16 PM 9/9/08
@G-Ram: Because im not an Apple fan doesnt make me a Microsoft fan. Apple fans are just the most rabid these days.
Aturayd
Jkuhn
Posted 12:09 PM 9/9/08
but seriously im hoping the Ipod Touches get a price drop, cause i want pandora in my pocket!
Jkuhn
Jkuhn
Posted 12:08 PM 9/9/08
@KriKit:
hmm, i think they sell one already that can also call people. I think its called the iphone or something.
haha
Jkuhn
SherriffBacon
Posted 12:49 PM 9/9/08
I hope it's a new, cheaper iTouch to coincide with the cheaper iPhone. I have definitely been eyeballing one for a while now and if a cheaper once comes out, it's gonna be freaking Christmas for me.
SherriffBacon
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
Posted 12:45 PM 9/9/08
@Aturayd: i only camp out for epic pranks. The End.
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
chrstphr
Posted 12:40 PM 9/9/08
@Jkuhn:
Word.
chrstphr
frigg
Posted 1:06 PM 9/9/08
@Aturayd: Actually, Apple fans have become relatively meek as Apple has become ubiquitous. It's the people who hate Apple who are becoming more like the infected rabid demons in "I Am Legend" with each passing day.
frigg
mferrari
Posted 1:37 PM 9/9/08
I have a just a few suggestions for future liveblogs, first, copy the entire thing and make it a post that can be accessed at any time, as opposed to a few pages of liveblog that doesn't stay up forever. Also, I will sadly be in high school during these events and am at a lack of computer access. So, I think using twitter or some other service to send out text messages recapping announcements in short stories that I could finish during passing periods. Such as "New iTouch in 16, 32, and 64 GB flavors priced at $250, $350, and $450 respectively. Adds physical volume buttons on left side along with a more curved shape to complement the iPhone."
Maybe sentence by sentence texts due to my 160 character limit with the ability to opt-in depending on how the story is tagged. I realize this would be difficult, but if worked out well, it could cater to a much larger audience than you might think. (those with nosy coworkers checking their screens to make sure work is getting done, students who un-installed their browsers to focus on a paper that is due tomorrow and not use wikis as 'research'"
mferrari
ArakniD
Posted 1:29 PM 9/9/08
@Jkuhn: Um yeah but what if we don't need a phone?
Like me
I had the same idea
iPod Touch with 3G/Edge
plz and ty
and cheaper too plz thx
because i want one
and why are people still calling it the iTouch
someone needs to slap whoever started that
ArakniD
Anks329
Posted 10:59 PM 9/9/08
Love the poll in the live blog!
Anks329
robot-shmobot
Posted 12:27 AM 10/9/08
@daftrok: So basically a Macbook Pro.. makes no sense whatsoever
robot-shmobot
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 12:24 AM 10/9/08
Tell me when Truck-A-Saurus shows up to kill John Mayer in a barrage of kittens and atommic fires!!!
OMG! Ponies!
mangochutney
Posted 12:21 AM 10/9/08
Uhm guys, I can't access the live-blog.
I'm sitting in Beijing and can't believe I won't be able to enjoy Giz Live Blog goodness.
Any suggestions?
I'm directly connected to an ADSL-modem, so connection issues shouldn't be a problem.
Is there anybody else over here in China having the same problems?
mangochutney
Late_Night
Posted 12:51 AM 10/9/08
@AmishJohn: You're just mad you're amish and you can't even use the computer you're using. Sinner.
Late_Night
AmishJohn
Posted 12:48 AM 10/9/08
Another Apple event, another opportunity to sell fanboys the same crap they bought 6 months ago, but in a different housing.
AmishJohn
Late_Night
Posted 12:44 AM 10/9/08
Apple Store is down...
Late_Night
ALT
Posted 12:43 AM 10/9/08
@frigg: Its true. It used to be so fun. Now everybody has one. The little white stickers on your shitty volvo station wagon used to mean something. Now everyone and their mother have em. I want they days back when people didnt even know what an iPod was.
"what does it do? It plays music? How? Are you SURE its not a mini-disc player?"
ALT
Late_Night
Posted 12:34 AM 10/9/08
@mangochutney: China hates Gizmodo, you didn't know? Giz went over there and turned off all their power. I thought it was funny but China beat the snot out of John Chen (Jason's former brother).
Late_Night
kidnamedmoe
Posted 1:17 AM 10/9/08
apple site is down!
kidnamedmoe
tuckerch
Posted 1:16 AM 10/9/08
Pity the poor Windows/Linux users.
All they have in their wretched lives is a seething jealousy and resentment against Apple, for their bland Dells and noname boxes shriek mediocrity, both in design and software.
While we few, we happy few, we band of brothers, bask in the cool glow of our Jonathan Ive-designed hardware, the sleek interfaces of our software, the reassuring RDF of St. Jobs, who tells us all is right with out world, who excites us with his "BOOM!"s and who tittilates us with his coy, "Just One More Thing..."
Yes, we ARE fanboys, AND fangirls, too. When we walk into an Apple Store, we are among kindred spirits, superior beings, witty, sexy, intelligent. The young ones, wise beyond their years, the elders, full of wisdom, gleaned from decades of experience, willing to share it with all who ask. And each of us, blessed with that special glow that proclaims us to be "Apple Users", and therefore, better than the Windows drone and the smelly Linux hippie.
And then there is the amazingly hot sex! Wow! You poor MS/Linux weenies have NO IDEA how great the sex is among Apple fanboys/girls. Really, it's indescribable. Hugh Hefner is like the Pope in comparison to the average Apple fanboy/girl when it comes to great sex.
Truly, life is good when one is an Apple fanboy/girl. Heaven on Earth, when you get right down to it, actually.
tuckerch
theMockingNoob
Posted 1:42 AM 10/9/08
ok i am here. now what
theMockingNoob
ALT
Posted 1:40 AM 10/9/08
@OMG! Ponies!: Boo to you for taking the bait, which was a joke in the first place.
ALT
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 1:38 AM 10/9/08
@tuckerch:
Pity the poor Apple users.
All they have in their wretched lives is a seething smugness and resentment against Microsoft for no readily apparent reason, as Apple makes computers while Microsoft makes software (including software that runs on Apple computers).
While we more savvy consumers bask in the cool glow of our infinitely customizable hardware, the stability and universality of our software, the reassuring knowledge that "No one ever got fired for buying Microsoft".
Yes, we ARE informed consumers. When we walk by an Apple Store, we are among kindred spirits, superior beings, witty, sexy, intelligent. The young ones, wise beyond their years, the elders, full of wisdom, gleaned from decades of experience, able to spot an FUD ad campaign for what it is - a $250 million a year exercise in convinced gullible American consumers that Apple did not lose the platform war a long time ago. And each of us, blessed with that special glow that proclaims us to be "informed consumers", and therefore, better than the Apple iDiot best depicted by Greg Packer.
And then there is the amazingly hot pr0n! Wow! You poor Apple weenies have NO IDEA how great the pr0n is on Windows. It's the advantage of being able to play protected WMV.
Truly, life is good when one is smart enough not to become an Apple fanboy/girl. Heaven on Earth, when you get right down to it, actually.
OMG! Ponies!
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
Posted 1:35 AM 10/9/08
@Late_Night: That's some funny shit right there.
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
ALT
Posted 1:34 AM 10/9/08
@Jimbuck: Well at least we can all agree with him that white and black plastic is TOTALLY GAY!!! *Gives him the homophobic cookie too*
ALT
bflaming55
Posted 1:32 AM 10/9/08
Why is it that every other company just lets their new versions of hardware and software come out. But Apple has to have a big party for the same thing?
bflaming55
Jimbuck
Posted 1:30 AM 10/9/08
@daftrok: I nominate you as "Useless commenter of the day." *Hands him a cookie and pat's him on the head*
Jimbuck
Late_Night
Posted 1:30 AM 10/9/08
@jeffindayton: Really? Yawning? You're in Dayton. You're amazed by the voodoo of pushing the wall switch upward will make the holy spirit illuminate the single glass bulb above your "Git-R-Done" dining room set.
Don't forget, you're in a place no one else cares about.
Late_Night
godwhacker
Posted 1:30 AM 10/9/08
@tuckerch:
share it man, whatever you smoke, you need to share
godwhacker
hindsight2020
Posted 1:30 AM 10/9/08
@tuckerch: i still have more prOn that you!
hindsight2020
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
Posted 1:25 AM 10/9/08
@jeffindayton: What's ironic is that the topic is interesting enough to click the link to, and then is interesting enough to comment on.
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
Posted 1:24 AM 10/9/08
@tuckerch: I saw a homeless guy with a Wall Street Powerbook once.
Kaiser-Machead on the Edge
jeffindayton
Posted 1:24 AM 10/9/08
YAWN
jeffindayton
Hanzo
Posted 2:09 AM 10/9/08
@Utahcon: I'm not hating on them, but there are alternative places to buy DRM free music. See "Amazon.com" for details.
Hanzo
th3gh05t
Posted 2:08 AM 10/9/08
I expect them to make MINOR changes to the Nano and iPhone/Touch firmware and BLOW THEM UP like they are new *SPECIAL* features.
Viva la Bold!!!
th3gh05t
jwm1314
Posted 2:08 AM 10/9/08
@Hanzo: Hu? Maybe I don't get the sarcasm but I can buy 256kbps tracks from iTunes for $.99, just as much as the drm'd ones...
jwm1314
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
Posted 2:07 AM 10/9/08
This is boring....why such an early start and nothing to report.?
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
oxcar17
Posted 2:07 AM 10/9/08
i haven't kept up with the comments, so i don't know if anybody else noticed the top of the live blog says June 9 WWDC...haha oops Giz.
oxcar17
Scott
Posted 2:07 AM 10/9/08
Black shirts? How original!
Scott
Utahcon
Posted 2:07 AM 10/9/08
@Late_Night - FM tagging at it's coolest is still pretty lame, I'll admit that.
However it is where most people still learn about new music.
Utahcon
Hanzo
Posted 2:07 AM 10/9/08
@jwm1314: I forget that exists, what with them punishing you for buying DRM free music.
And no, I'm not an Apple Hater. I officially own "one of everything" (my girlfriend hates it). And stock. Buy up sheeple.
Hanzo
e-friend
Posted 2:07 AM 10/9/08
@OMG! Ponies!: In fairness Skynet is only in the UK at the moment, and melting ice caps are near greenland and farther north.
The good old USA has nothing to worry about except a zombie apocalypse, you're really blowing this all out of proportion.
e-friend
Alan
Posted 2:07 AM 10/9/08
Nice photo. Where's YOUR black shirt, punk?
Alan
ps61318
Posted 2:06 AM 10/9/08
I looked at the most recent picture and couldn't help thinking "Now iz zeh time on Sprockets ven ve Danz!"
ps61318
pzich
Posted 2:06 AM 10/9/08
An iPhone sync that's fast would be nice, also stuff like viewing sms conversations and notes. Hoping iTunes 8 delivers...
pzich
videoCWK
Posted 2:06 AM 10/9/08
Holy crap, did you see that? Was that Alex Kapranos in that one picture?
videoCWK
thechansen
Posted 2:06 AM 10/9/08
NOD32 is just fine... unless you are already infected. It has some issues with that. Norton is actually better for cleaning. NOD32 as your condom, Norton as your clap medication. But what do I know, I'm an apple fanboy.
thechansen
Utahcon
Posted 2:06 AM 10/9/08
@Hanzo DRM is a lame excuse to hate on music purchases, it's ok. You can cry on my shoulder.
Utahcon
poopyloopy
Posted 2:06 AM 10/9/08
@daftrok:
You're gay
poopyloopy
waynoworlater
Posted 2:06 AM 10/9/08
unintentionally, of course.
waynoworlater
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 2:05 AM 10/9/08
@Late_Night: That's called Apple's $250 million a year ad campaign.
OMG! Ponies!
nightsky
Posted 2:05 AM 10/9/08
Tellin' ya, Lisa portable!
nightsky
Late_Night
Posted 2:05 AM 10/9/08
@Utahcon: Even the 1st Gen? I didn't know that...I concede that is awesome.
However, if you have all your music with you...who needs radio? I never got that.
Late_Night
waynoworlater
Posted 2:05 AM 10/9/08
i'm so excited, i just 'gleeked' all over my keyboard. (look it up on urbandictionary) haha.
waynoworlater
jwm1314
Posted 2:04 AM 10/9/08
@Hanzo:
You can buy the iTunes Plus non-drm'd songs through the iTunes wifi store...
jwm1314
theMockingNoob
Posted 2:04 AM 10/9/08
@Adam Frucci: by sacrificing a goat
theMockingNoob
Late_Night
Posted 2:04 AM 10/9/08
@OMG! Ponies!: So when people buy from Best Buy (again I'm going with the masses that don't realize you shouldn't buy from Best Buy) no one tries to upsell them on crappy anti-virus software? Taking advantage of people's ignorance and using scare tactics is just as bad as forcing it on them.
Late_Night
balanceiskey
Posted 2:04 AM 10/9/08
@dfetzer: Yeah good call. They could really use a refresh.
balanceiskey
Utahcon
Posted 2:04 AM 10/9/08
@Late_Night all the Zunes will have the ability to purchase any music online starting the 16th. All ZUNES! Not just the latest ones. Nope... all of them!
The first gen, second gen and third gen... yes... ALL of them!!!
Utahcon
Adam Frucci
Posted 2:03 AM 10/9/08
HOW DO I VOTE NO????
Adam Frucci
Hanzo
Posted 2:03 AM 10/9/08
@Utahcon: When I got my new MINI, I was wicked excited that it supported RDS. The day I took delivery I played with it the whole way back from the dealership.. very neat.
Since then I've turned on the FM radio only by accident, usually while switching from my iPod to carputer.
And as far as wireless purchases? Pfft. Great, you can buy DRM'ed up crap anywhere you have an open Wireless AP. Same goes for Apple. I don't care if they make it so easy I only need to *think about* buying the song...if it's got DRM I won't bother.
Hanzo
dvdmon
Posted 2:03 AM 10/9/08
I think at this point the only thing that would get me excited about apple product is if they come out with small internet tablet thing that has both wifi and 3G (free unlimited like the Kindle). That or an iPod touch with 64GB, GPS, and A2DP. Otherwise, what's the point? My 800w can do everything these can do, albeit not quite as ellegantly, but still! Just need some 16GB (or better yet 32GB or 6GB) MicroSD's to come out and I'll be set.
dvdmon
theMockingNoob
Posted 2:02 AM 10/9/08
I expect to be pleasantly surprised. Followed by some happiness. Then disappointment. Some crying in the corner. Then going out and getting a Zune.
theMockingNoob
dfetzer
Posted 2:01 AM 10/9/08
updated nano, itunes 8, cheaper ipod touch, iphone firmware 2.1 announced for Jan...one more thing...New mac minis
dfetzer
fastmb
Posted 2:01 AM 10/9/08
i really hope a new nano and shuffle (one for everyday , the shuffle for the gym) i need new color red badlyy the current red its pinkish, also i expect more storage.
fastmb
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 2:01 AM 10/9/08
@Late_Night: If it's on your home computer, it's not forced on you. If it's on your work computer, your IT department is cheap/foolish.
Trying to blame Microsoft because people use or rely on crapware is like trying to blame Honda for people ruining their cars by relying fuel additives instead of tune-ups.
OMG! Ponies!
Late_Night
Posted 2:00 AM 10/9/08
@Utahcon: Technically the iPhone is an iPod and it can, even without FM Tagging. Check out Shazzam, it'll listen to the music and then give you a link to iTunes to buy it.
You were saying?
Late_Night
misteral
Posted 2:00 AM 10/9/08
iPhone 2.1: make the darn thing work already! Enough with the key lag and crashes.. and I'm not just talking 3rd party apps here (I'm looking at you Safari)
iTunes: Subscription Model. Probrably won't matter though, I'm in Canada and they'll just release it for the americans
Oh, and please god no visualization... what a waste, iTunes is enough of a hog already
misteral
waynoworlater
Posted 2:00 AM 10/9/08
so my old w00t! zune for $100 will do the same as the brand new zune, good on ya MS. cause apple don do dat.
waynoworlater
balanceiskey
Posted 2:00 AM 10/9/08
We'll be seeing: new iPod nanos, new prices on iPod touches
Hoping to see: mac tablet teaser...
yeah yeah, i know.
balanceiskey
ctp2nd
Posted 2:00 AM 10/9/08
I'm hoping for an update to iTunes and the iPhone firmware... /crossesfingers
ctp2nd
ppiddy
Posted 1:59 AM 10/9/08
I wonder if my iPhone will be done backing up by 1pm EST. It started at 11:00 and the progress bar is just past the up in 'Backing up iPhone'.
ppiddy
ALT
Posted 1:59 AM 10/9/08
@OMG! Ponies!: I hear that! Puppies > human children.
Its sad that the best things to come out of these events are Gizmodo comment strings.
ALT
Late_Night
Posted 1:59 AM 10/9/08
@KStrike155: That's the most annoying thing I've ever heard. I'm glad you're happy though. Good thing it disabled Norton, I've never seen it actually stop anything, well, except other processes on programs you're using.
Late_Night
Utahcon
Posted 1:58 AM 10/9/08
@Hanzo most good breakfast cereals have deet too!
Go ahead... hate on our FM tagging. I am too, most radio stations here in SLC don't support it. :(
Of course I can still tout the ability to purchase music from ANY zune device over wifi starting on the 16th, can the iPods do that? Only two that I know off... sucks to be a nano/classic user.
Utahcon
Alan
Posted 1:57 AM 10/9/08
I expect to see Steve 40 lbs. heavier, woofing down a bag of pork rinds.
Alan
Jason Chen
Posted 1:56 AM 10/9/08
@dariusteter: Yeah, I would try again but that's probably as far as my arm goes. Years of blogging will do that.
Jason Chen
Late_Night
Posted 1:56 AM 10/9/08
@OMG! Ponies!: As an AVG user I can fully agree and will never allow a Norton on my virtual XP, but you must concede with such a wide base of users (97% of the world, or maybe 99.9999999% at this point) that most get Norton forced on them because they know no better or their work dictates it.
But thanks for trying to talk down to me. It was a good try.
Late_Night
Hanzo
Posted 1:56 AM 10/9/08
@OMG! Ponies!: Like loose women of questionable moral turpitude.
Hanzo
theMockingNoob
Posted 1:55 AM 10/9/08
@e-friend: I can do that without NOD32.
theMockingNoob
KStrike155
Posted 1:55 AM 10/9/08
@Late_Night: I run the antivirus that came with my computer 5 years ago. I've had no problems... it even came up and replaced my desktop background with one saying "Warning, your computer is infected!" with a bright red background and a white skull and crossbones and replaced my homepage with one that had all kinds of useful links to current antivirus programs on it!! I ended up getting this one called WinAntivirusPro2007. I thought the name was great and it got awesome reviews on it's site, and only took a couple of minutes to download and install. It even disabled my Norton 2003 for me!!!
KStrike155
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 1:55 AM 10/9/08
@e-friend: If you don't have kids by now, don't bother. Between Skynet, the melting icecaps, and the impending zombie apocalypse, we're going to be extinct within 50 years anyway.
Spend that college savings on something you'll enjoy.
OMG! Ponies!
AmishJohn
Posted 1:54 AM 10/9/08
@dariusteter: My problem seems to be remembering to use more than one finger during said arm extension...
AmishJohn
Hanzo
Posted 1:54 AM 10/9/08
@Utahcon: Deet...isn't that the thing that Good Bug Sprays are Missing?
And FM tagging! Holy schnikes, I so need that.
/sarcasm
Hanzo
TheGeoff
Posted 1:54 AM 10/9/08
Is the poll thing new? Maybe I've just never noticed it. Awesomeness either way.
*New Apple TV* (joke)
TheGeoff
e-friend
Posted 1:53 AM 10/9/08
@theMockingNoob: Install NOD32, and venture forth into the dirtiest, shadiest porn site imaginable without fear.
e-friend
Utahcon
Posted 1:52 AM 10/9/08
Let's see who wins the announcements this week... so far Microsoft has handed out some sweet deets. Wireless purchasing on ALL devices. FM tagging.
Let's see what you have Apple.
Utahcon
dariusteter
Posted 1:51 AM 10/9/08
You almost got the ipod ecstacy jump right - the legs are perfect. Need to work on your arm extension.
dariusteter
theMockingNoob
Posted 1:51 AM 10/9/08
@OMG! Ponies!: Then a moron i am
theMockingNoob
theMockingNoob
Posted 1:50 AM 10/9/08
@KStrike155: That could mean anything. *rolls eyes*
theMockingNoob
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 1:50 AM 10/9/08
@Late_Night: Get better programs. Only morons rely on Norton.
OMG! Ponies!
jpbraconi
Posted 1:49 AM 10/9/08
o.O
jpbraconi
e-friend
Posted 1:49 AM 10/9/08
Sex for porn is not a good trade. But you won't be able to teach your kids, because they're on a kleenex. Dang.
e-friend
mykalt45
Posted 1:49 AM 10/9/08
No matter what happens, there's still something in the air in my book!
mykalt45
KStrike155
Posted 1:48 AM 10/9/08
@Sam.Nerd144: I can't tell if that was sarcastic are not... cuz it definitely should be. I mean, a giant banner of a person with an iPod, and an event called "Let's Rock"?
KStrike155
Late_Night
Posted 1:48 AM 10/9/08
@OMG! Ponies!: "Heaven on earth" ... hmm I never thought to describe running 6 anti-spyware programs that way.
Late_Night
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 1:48 AM 10/9/08
@ALT: I saw the string. I saw the stick. I saw the box. But the bait was TASTY!
OMG! Ponies!
Sam.Nerd144
Posted 1:46 AM 10/9/08
The building is wrapped in a very generic silhouette ad, just like the invitation, unlike at Macworld they're not hinting at anything inside. Remember how everyone guessed at the MacBook Air before the doors even opened? Yeah. I think it's going to be multiple products, not one big announcement.
Sam.Nerd144
n0m4d
Posted 1:45 AM 10/9/08
I'm pretty sure the one more thing with be a 42" and 50" LCD TV with Apple TV and Blueray built-in. I make stuff up.
n0m4d
theMockingNoob
Posted 1:45 AM 10/9/08
Zeus=Steve Jobs
[Dramatic Music]
theMockingNoob
waynoworlater
Posted 1:45 AM 10/9/08
i want something unexpected. like Newton 2.0 aka MBP tablet. meh.
waynoworlater
Hanzo
Posted 1:44 AM 10/9/08
I shaved my balls for this?
Just kidding, here are my last minute predictions:
~New Nike+ accessories / functionality
~Steve Jobs publicly executes MobileMe launch team leader
~Automagic downloads of purchased iTMS content on multiple "authorized" machines
~Web + Livejournal + iTunes integration partnership, making it that
much easier to show "currently listening to:"
Hanzo
krom
Posted 1:44 AM 10/9/08
@Aturayd: So stop reading and commenting on apple posts: [gizmodo.com]
krom
navvywavvy
Posted 1:44 AM 10/9/08
I predict that Steve Jobs will remove his faceplate, revealing his bionic spinwheel eyeballs to the world!
navvywavvy
balanceiskey
Posted 1:43 AM 10/9/08
Zeus can really be a son-of-a-bitch sometimes, true.
balanceiskey
Alan
Posted 2:32 AM 10/9/08
After each announcement, Jobs will glance down into the crowd to find Mossberg, who will give him a nearly imperceptible nod or head shake.
Alan
D.E.P.C.
Posted 2:31 AM 10/9/08
LOL @9:26. I worked at a grocery store and this 300 year old man(I'm serious, he looked like a t-rex) would ride a lawnmower to the store. He put his groceries in the grass collector thing.
D.E.P.C.
Utahcon
Posted 2:31 AM 10/9/08
Landscape on nano is like lingerie on whores... what's the point?
Utahcon
piano08man
Posted 2:30 AM 10/9/08
you are disturbed, Jason. Where do you come up with this shit?
piano08man
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
Posted 2:30 AM 10/9/08
@dvdmon:
They will all wear Nike Dri-Fit Turtlenecks and have an iPhone in their left pocket, and an iPod in their right, then they will take the magic pill to leave this earth from their capsules and catch a ride on a comet. The CopyCat Cult of Apple!
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
dfetzer
Posted 2:29 AM 10/9/08
If you can turn the nano to landscape, what are they going to do with the clickwheel? Now my play button will be pointing up and on the right!? I bet you they do something to engineer it to push and shift it accordingly
dfetzer
waynoworlater
Posted 2:29 AM 10/9/08
t minus 30 min. omg. my iHeart is gonna 'splode.
waynoworlater
Hanzo
Posted 2:29 AM 10/9/08
the iChurro would have slipped under the radar....
Everyone is so busy watching Taiwanese manufacturing facilities, no one though to check South of The Border
Hanzo
Alan
Posted 2:29 AM 10/9/08
Jobs will announce that this Christmas, the baby will be using the new "25 air".
Alan
Utahcon
Posted 2:28 AM 10/9/08
@waynoworlater: It was a simple concept. Gates admits that computers will be edible in the future. "New Windows 8, 50% less calories than Window 7"
Utahcon
deliciousburglar
Posted 2:28 AM 10/9/08
dunno if can take the comedy stylings of jason chen much longer...
why oh why am i an information addict?
deliciousburglar
Utahcon
Posted 2:27 AM 10/9/08
iPod Churro, eat it bitches!
Utahcon
waynoworlater
Posted 2:27 AM 10/9/08
@Utahcon: i have to say i didn't understand it at all. i just like churros. hehe.
waynoworlater
nightsky
Posted 2:27 AM 10/9/08
How about a new line of combination bottled water and urinal with active charcoal bio-filter called the iPee.
nightsky
Alan
Posted 2:26 AM 10/9/08
Jobs will also demonstrate that Gates isn't the only schmoe who can "adjust his shorts" with no hands.
Alan
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
Posted 2:26 AM 10/9/08
I mean Tom, although I like Tome too ;-)
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 2:26 AM 10/9/08
Someone tell Chen that John Mayer is at the event. He's in the men's room, banging supermodels while making simultaneous calls on his Bluetooth headsets.
OMG! Ponies!
Utahcon
Posted 2:26 AM 10/9/08
@waynoworlater: Best commercial ever! /sarcasm
Utahcon
puffnstuff
Posted 2:25 AM 10/9/08
Ipod nano with motion sensor + click wheel= gaming fun!
puffnstuff
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
Posted 2:25 AM 10/9/08
@ComposMentis:
LOL, Tome is a dork, used to have respect, until he went all psycho!
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
D.E.P.C.
Posted 2:25 AM 10/9/08
@badhatharry: That's all we need; not nerds imitating heros and such, but nerds imitating nerds.
D.E.P.C.
Noobs-R-Us
Posted 2:25 AM 10/9/08
John Mayer here,
I'm porking my next starlet, please leave me alone you dorks!
Noobs-R-Us
Kaspir
Posted 2:24 AM 10/9/08
@Alan: Holy crap man, laughed so hard I about blew the water I was drinking through my nose, fine job sir.
Kaspir
waynoworlater
Posted 2:24 AM 10/9/08
churros sell well. so good, seinfield likes to eat them while shoe shopping with gates.
waynoworlater
Hanzo
Posted 2:24 AM 10/9/08
NEW ULTRA LAST SECOND PREDICTION!
Apple partners with Bosch for a new "Power Box"
[gizmodo.com]
Hanzo
D.E.P.C.
Posted 2:23 AM 10/9/08
At 8:49 I thought they said they were entering the "condom-off" area. I was uncontrollably jealous until my double take... Ahhh the excitement misreading lends itself to when compared to normal life.
D.E.P.C.
Alan
Posted 2:23 AM 10/9/08
This just in: Apple is expected to launch a new product line, dubbed "iAfrican orphans". Jobs heard they sell like friggin' churros among the Hollywood elite.
Alan
Mayor McRib
Posted 2:23 AM 10/9/08
I heard something about Woz and John Mayer in a smelly bathroom that BLam had used really hard. They were emasculating each other while both wearing 6 bluetooth headsets each. Frucci was spotted inside dancing?
Mayor McRib
Utahcon
Posted 2:22 AM 10/9/08
@nightsky: nice... nice!
Utahcon
waynoworlater
Posted 2:22 AM 10/9/08
the name is to close to Polio.
waynoworlater
nightsky
Posted 2:21 AM 10/9/08
Apple will introduce a revolutionary device that is an intermediary between the cell phone and the laptop. It will fill the gap, and be called, The Folio.
nightsky
Alan
Posted 2:20 AM 10/9/08
Black shirts are being worn today in honor of Mobile.Me. It's true. I made it...LOOKED it up.
Alan
Utahcon
Posted 2:19 AM 10/9/08
@ComposMentis: lol... lol that is all I have for that
Utahcon
badhatharry
Posted 2:19 AM 10/9/08
@OMG! Ponies!: Complete with the virginal nerds dressed up like characters from the movie/Steve Jobs.
badhatharry
ComposMentis
Posted 2:18 AM 10/9/08
@dvdmon: Tom Cruise would never allow another fake religion. The Church of Scientology would send take-down notices to every site that mentions Apple, Jobs, or Katie's new haircut.
ComposMentis
TheGeoff
Posted 2:18 AM 10/9/08
Wow @whoever said that...a new mac mini would send me to the store today....or whenever they hit.
TheGeoff
waynoworlater
Posted 2:18 AM 10/9/08
i love apple live events. gives me a chance to actually use the pg up. pg dwn. home. and end. buttons. meh.
waynoworlater
Utahcon
Posted 2:18 AM 10/9/08
@KStrike155: you are right. So I guess there is that, but I don't rip them multiple times, nope just once. And the loss is not enough for my crappy ears to hear. So I am happy enough with it. But thanks for the input :D
Utahcon
Wireless Joe
Posted 2:18 AM 10/9/08
Is everyone in jeans and black shirts? Is this the cult of Jobs intervention?
Wireless Joe
Adam Frucci
Posted 2:17 AM 10/9/08
@OMG! Ponies!: Yes, later, after all this BS is over.
Adam Frucci
KStrike155
Posted 2:16 AM 10/9/08
@Utahcon: Soundtaxi does not losslessly convert your media files. Meaning every time you convert, you lose quality. It's just like Tunebite or any number of other programs out there.
Whoa I just noticed new reply buttons.
KStrike155
e-friend
Posted 2:16 AM 10/9/08
@OMG! Ponies!: Just because it hasn't blown up yet doesn't mean it won't...?
e-friend
dvdmon
Posted 2:15 AM 10/9/08
Seems like a lot of people at these things try to dress like Steve Jobs. I just wonder if these fanboys will make a true religion out of him once he's gone. The church of Apple would in the future elect a pope instead of a CEO...
dvdmon
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 2:15 AM 10/9/08
@Adam Frucci: Frooch - Are we getting Google Comic contest results today?
OMG! Ponies!
tatiana.noel
Posted 2:15 AM 10/9/08
why is everyone wearing black?
tatiana.noel
Meatlocker - still a man, despite his white iPhone fetish.
Posted 2:15 AM 10/9/08
Jason Chen said:
"Oh yeah and thanks to Brian for letting me sleep and drool on his couch last night. Much better than trying to drive in here from Fremont at 6 AM."
Translated:
"Brian made me spoon him in exchange for crash space. And you know what? I liked it."
Meatlocker - still a man, despite his white iPhone fetish.
theMockingNoob
Posted 2:15 AM 10/9/08
@TheGeoff: De ja vu
theMockingNoob
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 2:14 AM 10/9/08
@Null42: Memories of the opening showing of Star Wars Ep. 1: The Phantom Menace at the Zeigfeld come flooding back.
They say that memories linked to the sense of smell are the strongest.
OMG! Ponies!
ndonahue
Posted 2:14 AM 10/9/08
re: that 904am photo post -- Did I miss the insta-mob twitter that said everyone should wear black mock-turtlenecks?
ndonahue
Utahcon
Posted 2:14 AM 10/9/08
@waynoworlater I would probably too, if it were done right. Till that day... ANDROID FTW!
Utahcon
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
Posted 2:14 AM 10/9/08
@Alan:
LMAO!!!
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
waynoworlater
Posted 2:14 AM 10/9/08
oh and this iphone lag crap is craptacular. i just tried to type a txt msg and typed morning and got nirvhug.
is that like a special nirvana hug?
waynoworlater
SigmundTheSeaMonster
Posted 2:14 AM 10/9/08
What are you wearing today?
Black. You?
Yah. Black.
Jeans?
Yah, Gap Jeans.
SigmundTheSeaMonster
Kaspir
Posted 2:14 AM 10/9/08
@Adam Frucci: I bet there will be a new iPod touch with a camera and with it will come pictures of you in compromising situations, and considering said pictures it will be dirt cheap. This goes back to that time you told Chen $1 to look at it, $2 for you to touch it while he looks at it, $3 for him to touch it...etc.
Kaspir
Malachi
Posted 2:14 AM 10/9/08
Why is everyone in that last pic dressed like Steve Jobs and the iPhone tutorial guy?
Malachi
dfetzer
Posted 2:14 AM 10/9/08
is everyone wearing black shirts and jeans in jobs' honor.
dfetzer
theMockingNoob
Posted 2:14 AM 10/9/08
@Alan: That is a very specific place to be looking at, if you don't mind me saying.
theMockingNoob
oneorangetree
Posted 2:13 AM 10/9/08
I'd love to see iTunes WiFi change into iTunes Mobile (download songs on the iPhone with a 3G or Edge connection).
oneorangetree
Null42
Posted 2:12 AM 10/9/08
Glad you guys are there to wait in line for us. Cause it sounds boring. Smelly geeks crowded together, fidgeting in place. Huzzah.
Null42
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
Posted 2:12 AM 10/9/08
@Niskyspy:
I'm not "singing" up for anything. LOL J/K
"You all say that Touch should drop in price because iPhone is $199, but its that price after you sing up for 2 year contract with AT&T"
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
waynoworlater
Posted 2:12 AM 10/9/08
i would buy a zunephone. there, i said it.
plz don't hate me.
waynoworlater
TheGeoff
Posted 2:12 AM 10/9/08
Doesn't microsoft have some little thing planned today? Where's the new MsMouse liveblog?
TheGeoff
Alan
Posted 2:11 AM 10/9/08
Dude on the right in the line photo: Is that an iPhone in your pocket, or are you happy to be there?
Alan
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
Posted 2:11 AM 10/9/08
@dvdmon:
And a non-WinMob OS...J/K/ to each his/her own. But I agree, A2DP REALLY would compliment the iPod Touch and iPhone, and it's ridiculous that we don't already have it, especially on an Apple product since they are so trendy and what-not. In fact that's all I want is A2DP, my iPhone works great where I am and it's all nice and Jaibroken, running smooth and no connect issues in my area.
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
Niskyspy
Posted 2:11 AM 10/9/08
I just don't understand what you people are talking about, why would Touch be cheaper (maybe like $20 or $50 and that will be it) You all say that Touch should drop in price because iPhone is $199, but its that price after you sing up for 2 year contract with At&t who covers the rest of the price because they make money off of you when you pay them monthly rate for your cellphone service. I don't see anyone signing any contracts for Touch so the price wont be below iPhone.
Check this out:
Iphone 3g w/2year contract $499-$300 by At&t = $199
Iphone 3g no contract = $499
Ipod Touch no contract = $279 (after $20IR from RadioShack)
So don't get your hopes up!
Apple controls their prices like crazy, $20IR on Touch at RadioShack was 100% approved by Apple that means there is either new Touch coming out or it will be slightly cheaper then existing Touch.
Niskyspy
Utahcon
Posted 2:11 AM 10/9/08
@Hanzo, I really don't care about whether or not something has DRM, that is what soundtaxi and other DRM ripping tech is for. I use a Zunepass anyways, so long story short, as long as I keep paying my $15/month I will never have a problem. Then again if I stop paying I won't either, thanks to soundtaxi.
Utahcon
theMockingNoob
Posted 2:10 AM 10/9/08
@ComposMentis: Dude, that's like so the thing these days.
theMockingNoob
oxcar17
Posted 2:10 AM 10/9/08
now they changed it....good stuff
oxcar17
dingus
Posted 2:10 AM 10/9/08
What do I expect? An electric cooled pony harness. With fuel injection. Fuel injection. Fuel injection.
dingus
waynoworlater
Posted 2:10 AM 10/9/08
omg. jobs ppl is hilarious.
waynoworlater
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 2:09 AM 10/9/08
@e-friend: Maybe you didn't hear - Google has a satellite now. Once the intarwebz become sentient, we're scrood.
OMG! Ponies!
theMockingNoob
Posted 2:09 AM 10/9/08
@e-friend: don't forget the fat separating from the people's bodies and turning into cute things,
theMockingNoob
ComposMentis
Posted 2:09 AM 10/9/08
Wow, the pic at 9:04 am looks like a bunch of Jobs wannabes... black shirts and jeans all around.
ComposMentis
OpheliaBabblerash
Posted 1:44 AM 10/9/08
Hey guys, Live from Jordan, I hope to know more about the iPhone software and when will it be out in the rest of "coming soon" countries! want to see the new iTouch, I guess it is curvy from its back as we saw on the rumors. if there will be a bigger iPhone capacity later this year! MORE MORE about the MacBook Pro and its new stuff along with the MacBook family and the Air! can't wait for iTunes 8 and what it is holding with a wish for the iTunes store to be open for Jordan soon... Keep up the good work guys, waiting for more from you... 1 Hours 15 mnts left... keep us up to date
OpheliaBabblerash
dfetzer
Posted 2:58 AM 10/9/08
Steve Job's to put on 25 pounds...Apple put him on a weight gaining regimen to push the stock price to 190 by eod
dfetzer
Utahcon
Posted 2:57 AM 10/9/08
I am honestly surprised that these types of events are broadcast on major sites like Apple.com or Gizmodo... live bloggin is so today... aren't we supposed to be living in the world of tomorrow?
Utahcon
iscangel
Posted 2:54 AM 10/9/08
yeah at last... a picture of you my fellows doind your job.. hey Jason, it wasn't comfortable typing on that position?.
Good job guys!!! Hope apple unveils a bigger boom instead of a little one !!!
iscangel
Utahcon
Posted 2:54 AM 10/9/08
for the record the Apple Store has been down for hours (US)
Utahcon
Cableguy44
Posted 2:53 AM 10/9/08
has anyone else noticed that nothing on itunes updated today? Atleast for me it didnt, I have no new music showing up yet.
Cableguy44
mangochutney
Posted 2:52 AM 10/9/08
"Has anybody else noticed that Fake Steve Jobs looks JUST LIKE Adam Frucci + 30 years?"
I'd be more worried about the fact that Adam Frucci looks like Fake Steve Jobs - 30 years.
That must mean, that TimeMachine really works.
mangochutney
IVPPITER
Posted 2:51 AM 10/9/08
palm os rocked. it it still would if only there wasnt that phone version of OSX...
IVPPITER
D.E.P.C.
Posted 2:49 AM 10/9/08
Adrian always has really cool kicks.
D.E.P.C.
MikeSWelch
Posted 2:49 AM 10/9/08
@dfetzer: New mac minis! <3
MikeSWelch
RVCA
Posted 2:49 AM 10/9/08
How can you have a poll about what we want from 2.1 update and not include MMS as an option?
RVCA
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
Posted 2:48 AM 10/9/08
@supernovax:
FTW!!!! AND his turtle neck is listed on his donor card to: Steve Balmer!!!
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 2:48 AM 10/9/08
@badhatharry: I don't take cabs from JFK. I keep a helicopter on standby.
OMG! Ponies!
Hanzo
Posted 2:47 AM 10/9/08
@rudeadly: Care to share server info for that?
Hanzo
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
Posted 2:47 AM 10/9/08
@misteral:
And A2DP-ability!!!! c'mon it's 2008 whereis the BT streaming Love???????
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
Hanzo
Posted 2:46 AM 10/9/08
@Joseph: Seriously, this is killing me slowly.
Hanzo
rudeadly
Posted 2:46 AM 10/9/08
@Joseph: just get in the gizmodo irc room.
rudeadly
turniptable
Posted 2:46 AM 10/9/08
The only thing that would make this event worthwhile for me is if they announce a 32gb nano.
turniptable
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
Posted 2:46 AM 10/9/08
@waynoworlater:
Quit eating "iChurros" then, they are bad for your heart.
Some_F-in-ShiT_Ass
waynoworlater
Posted 2:45 AM 10/9/08
@Utahcon: tru dat.
waynoworlater
marcee
Posted 2:43 AM 10/9/08
Jason, you're quite likable.
Just sayin'.
marcee
Joseph
Posted 2:43 AM 10/9/08
I wonder how hard it would be for Gizmodo to stand up a chat room attached to the blog posting?
Joseph
Cableguy44
Posted 2:43 AM 10/9/08
whoo apple store is down with the good ole "we'll be back soon" not like that wasnt going to happen or anything
Cableguy44
Utahcon
Posted 2:42 AM 10/9/08
@misteral: you will never get "All of the above" from Apple. That is the point.
Utahcon
dylanwho
Posted 2:42 AM 10/9/08
John Mayer here. Starbucks cups aren't as bad as bluetooth headsets, but they are REALLY close.
dylanwho
thechansen
Posted 2:41 AM 10/9/08
Also is that a colorwave (?or who ever custom paints the stuff) black MBP? How is the finish on that? I know my powerbook took to scratches like a hooker with crabs so I could only imagine how the paint on that looks
thechansen
misteral
Posted 2:40 AM 10/9/08
On the most recent poll:
What is your most desired feature upgrade for iPhone firmware 2.1?
- Background Push-Notifications
- Bug Fixes
- Quicker Back-Up Times
- Better Battery Life
- Better 3G / EDGE Connection
- Turn by Turn Navigation
- COPY AND PASTE... COME ON ALREADY !!!
You forgot: ALL OF THE ABOVE!
misteral
badhatharry
Posted 2:40 AM 10/9/08
Dammit, Ponies, you don't bang chicks in the men's room, you do it in the women's room. That way every time some one walks in, you're that much closer to having a threesome. You live in NY, don't they give out tips like these on the cab ride in from JFK?
badhatharry
supernovax
Posted 2:40 AM 10/9/08
Steve Jobs is the most interesting man in the world. His karma is so big you can see it from space. He doesn't always listen to music, but when he does, he uses an iPod. Stay thirsty, my friends.
supernovax
piano08man
Posted 2:39 AM 10/9/08
iphone poll doesn't work for me :(
piano08man
Utahcon
Posted 2:39 AM 10/9/08
s/pages/pagers/
Utahcon
Utahcon
Posted 2:38 AM 10/9/08
@waynoworlater: brings back memories of pages and hot chicks in high school... mmmm
Utahcon
waynoworlater
Posted 2:37 AM 10/9/08
if you have unlmtd txt. get an rss feeder that will text you the updates...but your phone will be like a vibrator in class...blame it on the girl next to you.
waynoworlater
Alan
Posted 2:37 AM 10/9/08
While the boys are getting the show ready, howzabout enjoying the musical stylings of Jill, Violet, Joan, and Wilga.
+ Watch video
Alan
nightsky
Posted 2:37 AM 10/9/08
I am wearing a black t-shirt, blue jeans and orange shoes.
nightsky
toreil
Posted 2:37 AM 10/9/08
Dutch store down
toreil
thechansen
Posted 2:37 AM 10/9/08
Has Dan Lyons lost his real name?
thechansen
Late_Night
Posted 2:36 AM 10/9/08
@dfetzer: I think the mockups we've seen are fake since there's been no removal request from Apple. That said, if these are the real nanos then I predict the scroll wheel to be weighted so that when you turn it landscape the clickwheel turns with it and menu is maintained at the "top" of the circle.
Late_Night
Utahcon
Posted 2:36 AM 10/9/08
@nightsky: you got it! Wait... how will we find you @ school
Utahcon
nightsky
Posted 2:35 AM 10/9/08
O.K. I have to go to school now. Tell me if anythig interesting happens K.
nightsky
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