LOL @ Carolina Jones

Joseph

YES!!!!!!!!!

dsenier

Interesting ... although still not tempting enough to make me pay for porn

GeekyNerdGuy

Sweet for those that own a Vudu. But with so much free porn on the net, is this really that important?

Unknown2U

@Joseph: Is she North Carolina or South Carolina?

GeekyNerdGuy

@SigmundTheSeaMonster: Well it's definitely not something you use to show off your new state-of-the-art HDTV.

"Look, you can even see the wrinkles on... ewww."

Metkis

As a proud owner of a VUDU...nothing like plopping down on your sofa and with a click of the remote you're watching a movie...sure there is plenty of porn on the web, but finding good quality porn is another thing. VUDU makes it easy and in the comfort of your living space, not by the glow of a computer monitor less than 3 ft away. Besides if you're sharing with a loved one, it can get a little cramped sitting in the same desk chair!!!!

aceface

HiDef Porn? Me thinks that might not be as great as it sounds, er looks.

SigmundTheSeaMonster

If you're using this product... you probably have no desire for "less box"

ZING!!!

Hiphopopotamus

@aceface: But isn't the same chair thing half the fun?

CubFan81

I know they were attempting to rhyme with Indiana, but maybe they should have gone for the innuendo/wordplay in the state name -- like Sexas or Wiscuntsin or Moundtana or ... Oklanalsexhoma

GeekyNerdGuy

@GeekyNerdGuy: Not sure but they shoulda just gone for the full on Carolina Bones name.

Joseph

this i'd like to try. as one who uses the fyre box now, all i can say is that i hope the vudu is stable!! the fyre box does come in handy when me and my girl decide its business time, but 8 out of 10 times the damn thing doesn't work!!

mdawg4624

The upcoming Netflix on XBOX 360 thing, and existing Amazon on Tivo thing, have kinda sapped my desire to try Vudu -- despite how good it sounds. Aside from being a subscription model which Netflix has and Amazon doesn't, and having "new release" content that Amazon has and Netflix (streamable) doesn't, what advantage does this thing have if you have the other two services?

Zlevee

That could seriously be a killer app in the set-top box world. You know AppleTV, Xbox360, etc. will never go there.

dogcow

@JChristopher:

the quality of porn is directly proportional to the "artfulness" of the title and cover art.

fuzzymuffins

Due to my early sexual developmental process, there's still nothing that gets me off like scrambled Skinemax.

GeekyNerdGuy

@GeekyNerdGuy:

I'm a big fan of "Dakota Fannies" myself.

yeah, you know... like the underage actress.

jesus, that was AWFUL.

Parapraxis

I do not get it. What is the difference between "Porn" and "Quality Porn"?

JChristopher

I get it. "Fills Gaping Hole". I got this one. What a way to start my day. So what does such a wondrous electronic machine cost?

@mdawg4624: thanks for the song of my day...

+ Watch video

SeattleTed

@Carmen Sucks: Those are business socks!

GeekyNerdGuy

@Kaiser-Machead's BSDM Shenanigans: EWW you can get past zits on the ass?! Ugh, there are some things I just cannot and will not get over.

1. Zits
2. when a guy grooms it looks like he has a rash instead
3. socks during sex (ewwwwww)
4. wearing sunglasses (if youre doing it outside) of course it's even worse inside.

I hae seen porn where you can see the scars from her tits and that was all I could focus on after that, my experience was ruined!

Carmen Sucks

@Kaiser-Machead's BSDM Shenanigans: Yeah, and the scars from where her daddy used to burn her with cigarettes is a complete turn off

GeekyNerdGuy

@coolest_geek_ever: Natural blemishes I can deal with for the most part. Surgical scars, however, are not quite as easy to overlook.

Kaiser-Machead's BSDM Shenanigans

Sometimes HD isn't really what you need to be seeing. Especially when it comes to porn. "Wow her ass looks great.. wait, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!"

coolest_geek_ever

@JChristopher: Porn can be ANYTHING within it's category.
Porn can be low quality films of an amateur couple, some old guy boning his niece. Quality porn is GRADE A porn, the kind that you can sit down and watch and not squint to see if thats a penis or a nipple.

Personally I don't like many porn stars as they look fake and usually the scenes are not that great. Studio porn is all the same shit.

Carmen Sucks

How can you even compare Vudu to FyreTV. I mean Vudu is a $300 dollar piece of hardware, $380 if you want the WIFI capabilities which only gets you the equipment and then you have to pay on top of that $380 for content. FyreTV costs you $10 a month giving you all of the needed equipment plus 100 minutes of content and the ability to search for specific scenes, studios, categories, and stars. Yes Vudud offers HD content if you have the available bandwidth but do you really care if you are seeing that perfect scene in DVD or HD quality. Speaking on a completely technical level yes maybe Vudu offers better quality of content but speaking on a customer satisfaction level, price performance, and content level there is no comparison between FyreTV's offerings and Vudu.

UptonIxion

@Carmen Sucks: What if it's a choice between socks or really sweaty feet with yellow toenails?

GeekyNerdGuy

OMG! Hi-Def Porn? JUST SAY NO.

Most of the skanks in studio porn are hard enough on the eyes to begin with, now you're going to magnify in hi-definition all their flaws, wrinkles, zits, etc.

This could be the best move the anti-porn crowd could ever come up with. What a turn off it will be with many flicks.

distortedloop

@GeekyNerdGuy: If i see socks on a man during sex. I am stopping. I know that sounds really uptight but it would just never slide with me. I would try and continue and all I could think of is SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS....yeah I have problems.

Carmen Sucks

Wow, you people are a touch too graphic ;P

Really though, is this softcore Cinimax porn, or is it the real think that costs $50 a DVD in an adult store?

Enochrewt

@danger the pirate: Crystal gives skull?

Carmen Sucks

raiders of the lost arse? in diana jones and the temple of poon? in diana jones: the ass crusade? i cant come up with one for crystal skull :-( it sucked anyway...

danger the pirate

@GeekyNerdGuy: I've always been fine being on my own.

Carmen Sucks

Things I don't want to see:

A close up on genitalia where i can see some nice genital warts, or a budding cluster of Herpes blisters. Without HD I can just think its chaffing. Gross. Now I just grossed myself out.

LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M

@danger the pirate: @Carmen Sucks: In Diana Jones and the lesbian Crystal's mole?

GeekyNerdGuy

@danger the pirate: Indiana Jones and Crystal gets skull-f*cked?

distortedloop

@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: It's almost romantic the way you describe that freshly budding cluster of herpes. Makes me want to paint blistery budding cluster in watercolor.

GeekyNerdGuy

www.youporn.com is all you need. Seriously what's more discreet: watching porn on your TV, or sitting on your bed with your laptop and some lube?

daftrok

Sweet, so how many people are getting a Vudu now?

zed0

@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: people always say that... or use it as an example of why HD porn is bad or whatever.

but really... i can't think of *ever* seeing porn with active VD in it. is it really that common? sounds more like FUD honestly.

bad make-up and shitty skin or surgery scars i could certainly believe... but active obviously visible VD? i doubt that. aren't most these people tested extremely regularly anyway? and if not... that must be some skeezy trashed-out porn that is unlikely to be shot and delivered as HD anyway.

*shrugs*

x23

Yeah, I'll just stick with free non-high def porn.
People are so picky these days.

jinnarh

I love that last movie. Subtlety ftw!

man in gauze is king ramses II, silly.

@mdawg4624:
When Fyre is at beta phase and buggy, VUDU is a fully matured product. Vudu box just works 99.99% of the time. Fyre can offer only 1 type of content when VUDU offers every thing including 1080P the format of future.

vudufan

When Fyre is at beta test phase and buggy, VUDU is a fully matured product. VUDU box just works magically 99.99% of time. In addition Fyre can offer only 1 type of content when VUDU has everything.

vudufan