@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy: That explains the streaks on your monitor, TV, car windows, neighbors windows....

Hectorvex

@dandaman247: As to wiping stuff off, if I learned anything from my years as a jizz mopper, and I don't know if you know or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy: Cold? You may want to get your internal temperature checked.

The Porn industry is just flipping out right now because times are tough. I know. I run a couple of porn links websites and I went from raking in a ton of extra cash a month to barely keeping up hosting costs. And my sites suck by comparison. So people are spending less money on Porn because of the current state of the ecomony, which means the Porn industry is hurting. So they have decided to go after those sites giving it away, then after the individual similar to the MPAA. They want to make it so people have no choice but to pay for porn. Fuck that. They day I have to pay for porn is the day I start making it myself. And giving it away for FREE. Ha. Take that Porn industry!

Hectorvex

@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy: @apeguero: i agree with mr. chen...I'm still downloading after all these cases concerning the RIAA and MPAA...plus the intertubes are saturated with pr0n...it'll take awhile for "them" to wipe off...basically...the end won't cum for awhile imo.

in;b4 "That's what she said..."

dandaman247

@GeekyNerdGuy: yeah man, that rug really tied the room together

arkbuilder

@Carmen Sucks: "So where the hell am I going to get porn from now?!
UUUGHHHHHH now I have to go back to making them...b.s man, b.s"

Comedy gold......Cause yea, fuckin DOES suck, now doesn't it Carmen?

TheSonOfKrypton

@BanMeAgainBrianLam: i agree if anyone can stop torrents and suchlike its the PRon industry .. i'm worried not because they are going after PRon it's because of what innovations in discouragement they may come up with being 'leached' by the MPAA and the RIAA

coderneedsfood

Oh man! The end is near!!!!

apeguero

They will probably be a lot more successful than the RIAA because who wants a public court record of your 'fair-use' defense of Shemale Bondage Babes VII

Hiphopopotamus

So where the hell am I going to get porn from now?!
UUUGHHHHHH now I have to go back to making them...b.s man, b.s

Carmen Sucks

"After all, the MPAA and RIAA have been doing it for years and you're still downloading."

Sure, but the MPAA and RIAA don't send people to piss on your rug!

GeekyNerdGuy

"I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be 1 website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn." - Dr. Cox, Scrubs

SpeneyG

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO we must do something to stop them... honestly they can't win its like torrenting and the RIAA no matter what they do people are still going to figure out a way around it.. =D

Bezike

@SeattleTed: Try doing a Google search for "PORN" not "PRON"

sfokevin

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You can get PRON on the Internet!?

SeattleTed

"After all, the MPAA and RIAA have been doing it for years and you're still downloading."

I think the difference here is that the porn industry has already proven themselves web savy. This could actually be interesting and I bet the MPAA and RIAA could learn a thing or to about how not to screw their customers.

(double entendre intended)

BanMeAgainBrianLam

I don't see PAK suing the sites out of oblivion. I see: REV SHARE!

noamjamski

You can have my porn when you pry it from my cold sticky fingers!

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

This image is EPIC.

JDel

Awesome girl gets gangbanged?

XD.

leetXcore

My friend just got a management position working for youporn.com

Roboscan

@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Some of them do. Mostly for their "livecam" services. Not that I would know.

I find trimming gives a better effect than waxing. Less painful as well.

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

Hmm why not go after bittorent sites first? Oh yeah, because its basically impossible to prosecute bittorent users.

hothstudios

@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: There are less painful ways to get that "extra optical inch" than waxing...

Xavoc

Good thing i have enough porn stored to keep me busy for 3 nuclear holocausts.

bobojuice

You know, with my twisted mind this video of Benny getting waxed used to work just fine as he whimpered out that he felt girls would find it better then finding a huge forest "down there" UNTIL....

I found out that Benny had a giant monster Penis that would kill me! Benny, do you really need to wax to yourself to make you Penis that is already enormous look even bigger?

At anyrate, I wonder if they are going to go after Zootube365.com ...after all, it is a "tube" site. Oh a beware, don't click on that unless you want to see doggies are horsies.

Another question is that why do legit pay sites put adds on these tube sites? Like Brazzers, and Adam and Eve, etc...

LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M

@arkbuilder: Yeah, well... that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Kilgore Trout

Good luck going after the moneymaking offshore fileshares like Rapidshare, Megaupload, Filecloud, etc...who try to hide behind the "file storage venue" but make revenue on the download membership fees (via a url).

SigmundTheSeaMonster

@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy: Better to have to deal w/ streaks than to chisel it off.

Xavoc

@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy: Yeah, but that wasn't enough by a long shot. It was a good, short burst. Right into her eye. But we're talking about Bukkake numbers here as for what's needed.

Hectorvex

@Hectorvex: Correct me if I am wrong, wasn't one of the biggest stories as of late how Americans were spending their stimuli checks on porn? It seems that the crappy economy has led to a rise in porn spending.

[www.google.com]

[news.google.com]

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

That´s the reason why I only consume amateur porn :)

faunaman

sfokevin: You must be new here and to the fun world of hiding your p0rn.

phreakincool

Roboscan: I wonder what job interview was like.

YouPorn: So you like porn.

Your Friend: Yeah, I like porn.

YouPorn: You're hired.

Your Friend: Yeah, I like porn.

phreakincool

@lulu321: Nah, the Japanese are merely working on a way to incorporate tentacles into their anti-piracy solution. IE: watch a pirated porn movie from Japan and you are tentacle raped in every orifice imaginable.

Once you go nasal...

Xavoc

*cough* *gasp* What? N-no... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

DisposableInterloper

@Curves: It's what the internets is for.

Xavoc

By Porn Studios, do you mean Japanese porn studios too? If so, this is the end of the porn as we know.

lulu321

@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy: BTW, shameless plug, but my webcam JerseyCam, is completely free. I only promise occasional nudity, though.

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

As long as they don't touch Redtube.

mhlaxp

What is this "porn" of which you speak?

Curves

Oh, I thought torrents benefited the porn industry. Every download points to a website; not that I would know if they worked.

SinAmos

@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy: Churning butter once or twice while living in an Amish Paradise?

Xavoc

@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy: Would the defendant be sentenced to hard time?

Xavoc

@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy:

I still have yet to see any nudity. Just topless. Not enough. Try harder! (Pun intended...)

LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M

@doobiebros2two: I can imagine. The snickers when the Judge says "Cum to order". Instead of banging a gavel, he bangs a plaintiff. The Bali uses the cuffs more than necessary. I think I know who the Judge presiding would be.

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

@Xavoc: It's a farmhouse. It comes in handy during Rumspringa.

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

I would pay for tickets to sit in the courtroom of any one of their soon to come hearings.

doobiebros2two

@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy: Double Wide? ;)

Xavoc

@Hectorvex: It's not an apartment, I'll have you know.

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

Guess this means @sfokevin: Ha, that's funny. And a little sad.

So I guess this will mean these websites will be getting a lot of hits so everyone can stock up on their 'collection'.

ttech10

@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy: Nobody wants to see you naked, or the skanks you shuttle into your apartment from the bus station...

Hectorvex

@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: I can't help that my PTZ cam will follow my face, but turns away when it sees nudity. Damn Prude filter.

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

@Xavoc: They're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish Paradise.

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

so why do we even need internet now?

iatacs19

@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy: Maybe you should draw a face on "it" to fool the cam ...

GeekyNerdGuy

@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy: You shall write my movie for me.

Kaiser-Machead's BSDM Shenanigans

Pity that Benny's face is the same face I make every Monday morning.

@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Goddess of Raunchiness, I feel (feel perhaps all too much) that I have an answer to that question.

Pay sites offer longer videos. We like longer videos. Longer videos with hammy acting and we sit there waiting for the other stuff to happen and then BAM! Someone flops out this and that and we're good to go, all in a half hour video.

Kaiser-Machead's BSDM Shenanigans

@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: I have, and it rocks my socks, but not the way Jason Biggs rocked his, cuz that's just friggin weird.

@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Yeah, I'm a weird and wrong person for wanting to yell out something about he who controls the spice, and such and such.

Kaiser-Machead's BSDM Shenanigans

Oh and if any of you have been wondering how on earth I know about Benny's genitalia see this Giz article:

[gizmodo.com]

The link is there, enjoy! It also includes female genitalia! Also, I would have to say the Benny's title as "Boner-Donor" is just priceless.

LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M

@Kaiser-Machead's BSDM Shenanigans:

But Pornhub.com has those those full length videos! I one that there was 20 minutes of build up with a guy being in a coma and a porn star basically gets him out of it and has some whole monologue about how he has a boy friend and she shouldn't do this, but his Penis is just so great and blah blah. Yes. I know. Try that site.

LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M

Finally, something meaningful on Gizmodo.

But how do I get the vid to play?

taddyt

Benny's famous [again]!

Paradise

PAK?

They should have call it:

ORGanization
Against
Sharing
Media.

ORGASM for short.....Burump Bum!

aec007

What about those clips that porn folks use in compilation videos?

dasugo

Trying to stop internet porn is like actually trying to stop the the internets.

Mike918

It's the end of the porn as we know it...

Con Seannery

Geeze, finally porn is available online, and now they're taking it away. If only it had been available since the net's first invocation... it might have stood a chance. Well, back to the JC Penny's Catalog bra pages for me. :(

WildWon

NOOOOOO! They be takin my porns!

feckineejit

@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M:

i actually thought those tube site are legal. that they have some sort of agreement with the porn producing industrie.

krom

I'm fairly surprised that this hasn't become a place to post your favorite porn torrent/video site.

I personally think that youporn is kinda meh...empflix is where it's at.

Above that, if the gf and I see a flick that we think we'll enjoy, generally we'll buy it on dvd. The streaming sites are ok for a monitor, but not for a big tv. Beyond that, generally if you have a movie you specifically want, and aren't just cruising for whatever bewbies are available, it's tough to always find a good quality rip on a torrent site.

I say leave the porn sharing sites, but in the same right, support the good looking ladies (and I guess gents, but I wasn't looking, I swear) who fuck on film for your enjoyment.

RamV10

OH damn I was just about to go give some of those "tube sites" a visit, but now I'm staying as far from those sites as possible because when the shit hits the fan I don't want to be in court defending myself against the porn industry with my relatives in the same room. Talk about weird.

Delvar15