@dc-united: Also, I will eat my feet off if there has not been a flying nun related porno.

ALT

@dc-united: No I mean the blonde slut.

Nuns are NOT sexy to me. She could have cut outs and a strap on, hell even in her, and I'd find it VERY unsexy, such as I do now.

Innocent girls who have the opportunity to get dirty turns me on, not woman with a devotion for God. Sorry.

@ALT: I'd rather have a male teacher spank me than some nun.

Once again, NUNS ARE NOT SEXY UNLESS YOURE A FREAK. Which most of you good men are :)

Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine

@Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine: Some people really dig the idea of doing their authority figures. If you went to a Catholic school (and maybe got spanked with a ruler?) this may do something for you... but I'll admit that I'm reaching.

Did you ever play guilty gear? There is a prepubescent transexual nun that I'm fairly sure is supposed to be hot in Japan from all the weird self exposure and bending over he does. Point being, Im thinking the target audience is Japan and probably the BDSM'ers that have suffered nun-related corporal punishment somewhere between 7-16 years of age.

ALT

12 years of catholic school and I never had a single one that looked anything even close to the one you posted above. I never understood the song "hot for teacher" by VH, but if I'd had a nun that looked like that one I would have certainly appreciated the VH song more.

UpIrons

@Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine:

" It's not even a sexy outfit."

I have to assume you're referring to the Sally Field outfit. You can't mean the second one.

dc-united

Father Dowling unavailable for comment...

But seriously, maybe if you made the nuns look like the one above, the Priests would stay away from the altar boys...

//Thanks, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitresses...

EBone

All of the nuns I've ever encountered were very similar to Stalter and Waldorf from The Muppets, so this brings a bad associative property to the whole role playing thing.

Kaiser-Machead's WALL-E fetish

@nutbastard: If you hit on any nuns..I'm going to hit you in your sacred temple, understand?

Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine

I like to think myself open minded, and dressing up/role play can be sexy and very fun, but I draw the line here. I will have Nun of this.

Curves

@Kaspir: I'll be more than happy to post my costume on here, if Giz requests an all users costume request. I LOVE halloween, I look forward to it almost as much as Christmas, Hell EVEN MORE than christmas.

Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine

@nutbastard: Allow me to continue for you...

Uh, did I mention I'm a priest? That makes me, ya know, God's authorized rep here on earth. You know, doing His work here and stuff...

You catchin what I'm throwin down here, sister?

mildretard

Who is the prettiest? Nun of the above.

Sora57

@Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine: I hear what you're saying - that there's something innately sexy about librarians that is missing with nuns, and I agree. I'm just saying that I can understand (though can't share) the fantasy some may have that you can extract as much "sexiness potential" (haha) from one quiet, reserved, well-frocked class of woman as the next. I think the fact that a whole genre called "nunsploitation" exists is a testament to that fact...

Now, about these sexy little sluts who don't mind being gagged and chained that you speak of....

peteH

@AndyDuncan: winner! not even waiting for anyone else to post to give you that one sir. Actually had to keep myself from laughing too loud...good times.

Kaspir

NILF

AndyDuncan

Anyone besides me ever get laid in a pew? Talk about Stage Fright. If your looking for presure to perform, you can find no better.

(also, I'd do her, in a pew if necessary)

MagnoliaBoy

@Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine: You know there's going to be a Giz readers pic request (in their costumes) when halloween rolls around because of that statement right? Just checkin'.

Kaspir

@peteH: But it's not sexy. Librarians- they are quiet, conservative uptight woman who outside of the job can be sexy little sluts who don't mind being gagged and chained. Nuns are quiet, God loving, worshipping nuns. I don't see that as sexy b.c they are WAY past the point of return.

@Git Em SteveDave displays attention-grabbing vanity: That isn't true. I was a good girl in school. I got in a lot of trouble for my mouth, but I never was fucking in the bathroom or dropping my pencil infront of the teacher.

Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine

@Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine: Innocent school girl? That's about as real as the Easter Bunny.

Git Em SteveDave displays attention-grabbing vanity

This has stupid written all over it. But @Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine, it's the whole "unexpectedly sexy" thing, I suppose. Librarians, nuns, witches, etc., are not expected to be "sexy" -- hence, the popularity of sexy Slutoween outfits.

peteH

Who would ever guess that nunsploitation would ever grow beyond Japan?

Human Bomb

There's a church steeple in my pants!

totoro

hhhheeeey... how you doin'? what? married? to who? to GOD?

hmmm...

yeah but i mean, does He really treat you right? when was the last time he did something nice for you? come on let me just buy you *one* drink...

nutbastard

I don't get it? Who the hell would wanna dress up like a sexy nun? It's not even a sexy outfit. Naughty nurses, innocent school girls. Those hold weight, but where the hell do you ever hear of naughty nuns? Usually in the media, when nuns are being poked at, they are rude, outspoken, smokers and old hags who make dry satisfying humor.

I'm going to be Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz for halloween. Complete with tits hanging out and ass somewhat hanging out. THat sort of thing is sexy, nuns once again, not so much.

Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine

Sweet Jesus, can't wait for that h0tt naked ankle action.

Dr.Danger and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

I'd go to church if it was.

WilCon

I don't think that's a nun.

dc-united

and when giz is the safe version of fleshbot? nevermind, keep posting we like it.

dysthymia

This is almost like that PC Mod contest for Amish people I saw.

Git Em SteveDave displays attention-grabbing vanity

@nutbastard: Dude that's the 34th rule. Where have you been?

mhlaxp

So, what is this, an attempt by the Catholic church to get more "reliable" priests? It seems to me that the solution is not so much sexier nuns, but rather less sexy alter boys.

mhlaxp

@dlomax: Perhaps this isn't a real priest but like the Nun Police.

Any nun caught submiting her picture to this guy is clearly not nun material and will be thrown out of her convent?

Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine

@ALT:

first rule of the internet: if it exists, there is porn of it.

nutbastard

If the priests are judging, won't it always be won by some tempting slut of an altar boy in drag?

dlomax

@EBone: Huh... suddenly it makes a lot more sense.

Rabid Penguin

@Rabid Penguin: Think about slutty penguins...

EBone

This confuses me.

Rabid Penguin

@Lucifer_Cat: @Rabid Penguin:

Theyre meeting :) awwh.

Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine

@Lucifer_Cat: I like your penguin avatar.

Rabid Penguin

Jeez, i see you pervs making a beeline for my parlor not too long from now ;)

Lucifer_Cat

@AndyDuncan:
NILF indeed!.

@EBone: LOL.

I think we all like to sin with that sexy nun....

aec007

@mhlaxp: I didn't know you saw some alter boys as sexy. Since almost all alter boys are less than 18, that means you are checking them out to be calling them sexy or not. I am going to call the police on you, and you STAY IN YOUR HOME WITH THE LIGHTST URNED OFF FOR HALLOWEEN!

Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine

@Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine: Nun Police? This gets kinkier all the time. Add in a couple of library maids and I'm in. Not so into the Nazi cowgirls, though.

dlomax

In the immortal words of my favourite priest, Father Jack Hackett, "Nuns? Feck!"

theoldwolf

@AndyDuncan: NILF haha! Just for that you get one!

frigg

hot nuns?....

gidigy gidigy...

gooo....

citizen024

What's next? Nun porn?
"Rock me, sexy Jesus!"

PantherShade

For the record, the history of tales of ribald nuns runs much farther back than the history of the internets. Originally more the subject matter for Medievalists than 4Chan.

In a time when young women were sent to nunneries by their families for a multitude of reasons (inability to support them, education, family status, or...of course, the incorrigible young daughter) that didn't necessarily include a personal choice to devote one's self to God, rumors of what happened when the nuns got together with the monks and priests (particularly the beer-making monks) were no different than 70's B-Movies involving reform school girls or 80's B-Movies about the big dance between the all-girl schools and all-boys schools - except that they were probably bawdier.

For much longer still in Ireland, wayward girls were sent to nunneries when pregnant, their children given up for adoption, and the girls trained to be nuns.

The original grist for the fantasy is not the 80 year old teacher, but the younger nun of another time who is really more like the librarian...a wild child hidden under a habit. It's all about religious and social repression.

For what it's worth.

92BuickLeSabre

@Dr.Danger and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day:

oh? you want "hot naked ankle action"?

here ya go.

did that 8 days ago, fractured fibula.

nutbastard

The church's stance on relations with nuns:
"The occasional kiss or hug is fine. Just don't get into the habit."

Velathir

Get me to a nunnery!

GadgetPlay

oh yea lets see those hot cankles and cellulite and ur veiney legs and sagging neck skin. ohhh im getting so hot just thinking about it....brb

enchantedgoose

this may get me started on a new bad *habit*

i better bookmark confessional.com

BiZarRroBALlmeR

@nutbastard: DUDE LIKE PUT THAT AWAY! THERES LIKE, CHILDREN HERE!

Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine

Sexy Play nunny

mastermatoro

cankle

Sticky230

@Sticky230: He broke his ankle...
uh one would think its hmm idk..SWOLLEN?

Carmen: Lean Mean A Mans Dream Sex Machine

As a Catholic school boy I can't say I EVER saw a hot nun. So I guess this will be to beauty pageants what the Special Olympics is to sports.

rsg2003

Nice job finding a pic of the hottest nun outfit on earth. Dayem! That chick is smokin.

stradric

I heard the calender is a sell out in Vatican city.

BigDogues

Well the catholic priests certainly seem to be getting it on. I say the nuns are way overdue.

Bubblesaurus

I used to work at a video store with a well stocked porn section.

There [i]is[/i] nun porn, and it's available on DVD & VHS... I don't even want to know what the internet holds in that section.

Confuzius