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Nintendo Bikini Requires Acquisition of Girlfriend or At Least Very Realistic Mannequin
Posted by Mark Wilson at 1:20 AM on August 19, 2008
Yes, my friends, someone has made a bikini that vaguely resembles a classic NES controller. And suddenly that topless beach sounds a whole lot less appealing. Of course, one day women will go nude except for a pair of gloves. And in that era, we'll be obsessed with thumb to index cleavage (making the Power Glove the de facto sexy accessory). Bonus pic:
Make sure to hit the comments for all of the inevitable Konami code jokes. [Complex via Kotaku]
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Whisssper
Posted 1:55 AM 19/8/08
sure....but can it play crysis
Whisssper
superbryant
Posted 1:54 AM 19/8/08
wonder if i could persuade my girlfriend to wear this....hmmm
superbryant
Kaiser-Machead's WALL-E fetish
Posted 1:49 AM 19/8/08
Randomly mashing the buttons to get accidental combos in Street Fighter will never feel the same again.
Kaiser-Machead's WALL-E fetish
ceilingFANBOY
Posted 1:48 AM 19/8/08
Would it be ironic to enter in a cheat code if the girl wearing this isn't your girlfriend?
ceilingFANBOY
lldsandsll
Posted 1:45 AM 19/8/08
I know, it was just way to nerdy for me, and it was fashion related.
Nothing will ever beat boobies.
lldsandsll
Carmen Sucks
Posted 1:40 AM 19/8/08
@lldsandsll: I don't think that is what he meant. Who cares, anyways?
I like a controller with a fuller top. That way it giggles when I press A.
Carmen Sucks
lldsandsll
Posted 1:38 AM 19/8/08
"And suddenly that topless beach sounds a whole lot less appealing"
Homo???
lldsandsll
docyoast
Posted 1:32 AM 19/8/08
I'll wait for the Wii-kini; *shakes it like a polaroid picture*
docyoast
Rodime
Posted 1:31 AM 19/8/08
@ceilingFANBOY: .. I don't know what you hit it with, but pushing start on the conception button isn't in my plans, atm...
Rodime
ceilingFANBOY
Posted 1:29 AM 19/8/08
Hmm...I wonder what you're supposed to hit the start button with.
ceilingFANBOY
dsenier
Posted 1:29 AM 19/8/08
Don't forget the Start button after teh sequence... Very important that you know when to start.
dsenier
Sexpun Tocome
Posted 1:29 AM 19/8/08
up, up, down, down, left, right left, B, B, B
Hadouken??
WTF?
"YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T PLAY STREET FIGHTER!!"
Sexpun Tocome
Curves
Posted 1:27 AM 19/8/08
This will look great on your blow up doll.
Curves
Kaveh
Posted 1:27 AM 19/8/08
It would be awesome if the controls actually controlled a NES game! I mean, this is pretty sweet by itself, but still!
Kaveh
dsenier
Posted 1:25 AM 19/8/08
I could definitely play some Super Mario Bros on that controller.
dsenier
parliamentpoet
Posted 1:25 AM 19/8/08
But I wont mind trying the code on that controller;)
parliamentpoet
Jimbuck
Posted 1:25 AM 19/8/08
up, up, down, down, left, right left, wait....I screwed that up. Lets try it again.
Jimbuck
parliamentpoet
Posted 1:24 AM 19/8/08
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right B,A unfortunately wont get you a girl...:(
parliamentpoet
Gann
Posted 2:15 AM 19/8/08
A men's version could just have the classic arcade joystick and 2 buttons.
Gann
Carmen Sucks
Posted 2:14 AM 19/8/08
@Kaiser-Machead's WALL-E fetish: Do most men who go through those wear bikinis?
Carmen Sucks
Popogagnon
Posted 2:08 AM 19/8/08
lol. That's a GameBoy interface pal. You can tell by the diagonal placement of the buttons and the font used for "A" and "B". Know your gaming history! :)
P.S.: Still an awesome bikini though.
Popogagnon
jkr's bold comment
Posted 2:07 AM 19/8/08
Thought the advanced players can also tweak the knobs for better reception. These two statement will go beyond the norm, and will probably get me banned from Heaven too.
jkr's bold comment
maven2k
Posted 2:06 AM 19/8/08
The bikini is really cool but I like the console even better.
maven2k
jkr's bold comment
Posted 2:05 AM 19/8/08
/me walks the ban line again:
All cheat codes are the same on women, since there is just one button.
jkr's bold comment
Kaiser-Machead's WALL-E fetish
Posted 2:03 AM 19/8/08
@Whisssper: It can.
Midlife crysis.
Kaiser-Machead's WALL-E fetish
flunkycarter
Posted 2:03 AM 19/8/08
Up Up Down Down is the Konomi code :-]
flunkycarter
Ken_Darrow
Posted 2:33 AM 19/8/08
Where would the "butt-ons" be if its a thong version?
Ken_Darrow
lldsandsll
Posted 2:25 AM 19/8/08
@NagChampa: i hate it when it does that
lldsandsll
NagChampa
Posted 2:23 AM 19/8/08
sorry for the weird double post there people.
NagChampa
NagChampa
Posted 2:22 AM 19/8/08
What a great time to be alive! I'm getting my girl one!
NagChampa
NagChampa
Posted 2:21 AM 19/8/08
That is the shiznit! I am getting my girl one - what a great time go be alive :-)
NagChampa
rainmkr
Posted 3:28 AM 19/8/08
Damn concept pieces... I was gonna order one for the wife right now.
rainmkr
dylanwho
Posted 3:13 AM 19/8/08
1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP
dylanwho
ljj
Posted 3:11 AM 19/8/08
No self-respecting woman would wear this.
Of course, that assumes you are interested in a self-respecting woman.
ljj
mdawg4624
Posted 4:01 AM 19/8/08
WHERE DO I BUY THIS?!! I've searched EVERYWHERE and can't find it. =( My gf REALLLLY wants it and of course I want her to have it!! Talk about marking your territory, 'Hands off buddy, those buttons are mine!!'
Seriously, if anyone knows where to buy it, let me know!!
mdawg4624
mildretard
Posted 3:57 AM 19/8/08
@Carmen Sucks: Yes, I'm sure you can appreciate the need for accuracy in matters like this. Plus I like boobies.
mildretard
Carmen Sucks
Posted 3:51 AM 19/8/08
@mildretard: Yeah...because you were just trying to figure it out.
Carmen Sucks
mildretard
Posted 3:47 AM 19/8/08
Am I the only one that thought that first pic was the latest LindsayJoy avatar?
No figurine is what gave it away, but it took me 2 1/2 minutes of staring to figure it out.
mildretard
Human Bomb
Posted 3:45 AM 19/8/08
Lol... Start + Select need to get more love.
Human Bomb
knyghtryda
Posted 4:03 AM 19/8/08
as much as my ex liked lingerie/swimwear and nintendo, I don't think in a million years I could have convinced her to wear that, even once. Now... would someone who bought a set sew in some buttons and a bluetooth transceiver and make this actually work? Oh, and didn't an MIT researcher already make a game controller involves buttons on the girl's bra and the guy's ass? I can't seem to find a link for that...
knyghtryda
chizelord
Posted 5:16 AM 19/8/08
my girlfriend must have one. damn all these companies for toying with us with their amazing concept products!
chizelord
wenderson
Posted 6:30 AM 19/8/08
More on the Intimate Game Controllers:
[www.jennylc.com]
wenderson
wenderson
Posted 6:12 AM 19/8/08
@knyghtryda: Intimate Game Controllers
[www.we-make-money-not-art.com]
Nintendo Panties:
[gaygamer.net]
wenderson
Curse
Posted 6:51 AM 19/8/08
HAHA I get it, gamers aren't supposed to have girlfriends. C'mon, get some new jokes, please...
Curse
josecardozo
Posted 6:43 AM 19/8/08
if she wears it then she's the one
josecardozo
dylanwho
Posted 7:25 AM 19/8/08
@mdawg4624: I am afraid that this looks to be only a mockup at best, hoax at worst. That is some of the worst trans-rezzed photoshopping I have ever LAID eyes on.
dylanwho
ljj
Posted 12:02 PM 19/8/08
I'm amazed that so many Giz readers have girlfriends ;)
ljj
dylanwho
Posted 1:10 AM 20/8/08
@ljj: I'm amazed that none of the female Giz readers have expressed any interest in donning such a romantic garment.
dylanwho
poots
Posted 5:27 AM 19/8/08
i would wear this
i just need a boyfriend that would buy me one
poots
Octaypus
Posted 3:42 AM 19/8/08
So the title says that you'll need to have a girlfriend or a manakin, but if anyone wants to buy me that bikini it'll save them the trouble of actually having to form a real relationship with someone.
Octaypus
dylanwho
Posted 4:19 AM 20/8/08
@poots: Oops. I stand corrected.
dylanwho