=snicker= "Wii: Fun For The Whole Family, Even Rover!"

wiredwizard

The sexual predator is already in your home posing as the family pet.

BiZarRroBALlmeR

"All I know is BALL, and GOOD . . . and RAPE"

unibrow4o9

@FinalValgas: exactly what i was thinking. The kid is having wayyyyyy too much fun.

Der182

@doobiebros2two:wow! Great minds think alike (timestamp and all)!!


-sent from my iTouche'-

:-)

Naoki

I havn't laughed that hard in a long time.

kcm117

OMG!!!! FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! Much appreciated Giz!

michaelwiggins

@Naoki: Touche sir, touche...

doobiebros2two

This is actually a Nintendo marketing campaign arguing that Nintendogs is better than the real thing.

doobiebros2two

you people don't seem to realize that this is just a clever viral video for the upcoming "nintendogs wii"

Naoki

Hey is that Ron Jeremy in a Mario suit?

danjuan

Sorry, but that's old as hell.

sean09

"Man's best friend" the rated-R version.

danjuan

Mental... issues... dah-dahdah, here come the pink elephants...

Eruanno

Oh my dear. That poor kid doesn't even realise what's happening! Serves him right though. If you've ever seen 2 dogs having sex, you'd know he was literally acting like a bitch.

Collins1

handbanana, NO!

draiko

OMG, LOL ... i saw something like this happen from a similar perspective ... and stupid me, i put the camera down right away ...

bougatsa

kid loved it. call the family shrink.

FinalValgas

Props to the camera man for the just watching the rapage.

kingbob337

Snort, laugh. . . and its off to the races.

Thanks for the laugh!

HeyBeav

the screaming made it all the more worse.

MadColombian

can't breathe!!! LOLOLOL

raleel

Why did that kid seem way more into getting pounded by Fido than playing his game?

kpburke

Silly me. I thought someone was bowling and smacked their dog square in the jaw, or popped out an eye.

This must be viral for that new sex game featured at e3. The best quote from the entire televised event;
"You don't have any graphics"
"We don't need any"

faabshaam

I cant even tell if the kids screaming from pain or screaming for excitement. Maybe both.

CutePuppyz

yet another reason you should NEVER let your children play a T rated game...

Skyyboy

@Kaisum: right-o. Staged.

yogibimbi

Chris Hansen is gonna feature this dog in his next special, I'm sure of it.

scarbrtj

This ranks up there with the fake boyfriend-breakup on MySpace which triggered a suicide. A sick adult behind both.

Has the Humane Society seen this, I wonder?

It has the air of an older-brother prank. That doesn't make it any less reprehensible - or drop the liability of an adult somewhere down the IP chain. NSFW indeed. NSFF (friends).

vesuvian

@Kaisum: You investigate this stuff a lot or what?

doobiebros2two

@Naoki: Lol nice with the itouche...

Now get out of my head.

jp

doobiebros2two

It looks a little fake. The kid falls before the dog touches him. Then he sits there until the dog mounts him. It seems that this might have happened before on accident but this time it was executed on purpose.

Kaisum

hahaha, that is hillarious

ddragos

@draiko: YOUR DOG JUST RAPED ME.

MastaFalse

red rocket red rocket!!

fatASCurtis

ha! what ever lucky shrink gets that kid as a client will be set for life

damnElantra

Wii-fit, for pets.

SSRPaulO

so a quick jont to wikipedia has shed far more light than I wanted on this kind of subject.
"1) "Freddie the Dolphin" (1991, UK) - man accused of masturbating a well known tame dolphin at sea. Charged with a "lewd act". Acquitted. Expert witnesses testified male dolphins use their erections not just sexually, but socially as well, and no sexual inference could be drawn. Judge summing up said of the £30,000 trial cost, "this has been the most expensive lesson in dolphin sociology that he has ever heard of"
2) Kenneth Pinyan (2005, USA) - man died following anal penetration by stallion. Police determined that no cruelty took place. Nonetheless, moral panic led to rapid introduction of laws in the state involved and a search for grounds to charge his companion with at least an offence of some kind.
3) Sudan, February 2006 - man caught having sex with a neighbour's goat, is ordered by the council of elders to pay the neighbour a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) and marry the animal.
4) Cambodia, 2005 - man caught having a "passionate embrace" in bed with dog, by wife, confessed he loved the dog more and they separated. Cambodian police commented: "As police, we could only solve the problem of his wife then wanting a divorce. We cannot solve the problem of his relationship with his dog, because under Cambodian law it is not strictly illegal... It is amazing, but this husband is not crazy. It seems he is a passionate human being who looked at a dog, and the more he looked, the more passionate he became."
5) Wisconsin, USA, 2007 Bryan James Hathaway was convicted for having sex with a dead deer. The court case raised some interesting legal issues because the statute prohibits sex with animals, but not carcasses. The defence raised the issue that if a dead animal was an animal, at what point would it cease to be an animal.
#3 is perhaps the worst, being forced to marry a goat.
[en.wikipedia.org]

jkr I take the internet seriously

Lol, that's funny, my neighbour's dog tries to do the same thing, but gets yelled at.

cowpop

Lame. I actually have conked our dog in the head while playing Wii Bowling - she got too close behind me on a swing and I drilled her pretty good.

Messed up my roll, too.

edmicman

@sean09: Here we have a candidate for disemvoweling.

homerjay

Wasn't the Son of Sam raped by his dog? Or did he just talk to his? Anyway, I think this kid's got 'serial killer' written all over his future.

OneEyedJack

LOL

Evangelion

Old.

>__>

It is but I still laughed even this time.

Pressvre

You know, this makes me laugh so hard, but its totally gonna wind up on ZooTube with some pedophile into bestiality totally getting off to it.

At anyrate, I think more accurate advice would to not assume a "bitch in heat" position with your doggie behind you while playing your wii. That is unless you like that kinda thing...

LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M

@Kaisum: i thought he fell over because he was acting like one of those idiots in all of the nintendo demo videos and he was just really into the game. remember the Metroid Prim 3 vid where the guy was jumping across his room?

makeseven

I'm sorta glad that I watched that on a computer that has no speakers...oh god it hurts...

KarinDiscoGirl

I think there's a greater moral to this story...

Kids, please remember: No matter how much fun you're having playing your games, the more you act like a total spaz doing it, the more you'll regret it 10 years from now when your parents are sharing the video of it with your date..

Chromeo

I was at one of my friends birthday parties and we were all playing flashlight tag. I was hiding behind a bush and one of my friends was hiding behind a tree when all of a sudden my other friend's dog starts humping him. I just started laughing watching him and he's like yelling for the dog to stop. ROFL. Sure I could of helped, but that would give away where I was hiding ;)

funman895

...can't breath ...omg ...lmao ...hilarious ... ... ...(black out)

Bachblast

@scarbrtj: OMG. I didn't see that coming at all. LMAO.

tekman94

Ummmmmmmmm, well, the kid seemed to actually like it (sick) didn't even put down the controller! LOL

disturbing.

;-)

Faslane66

What a well trained dog! Next time I own one, I'll try to teach this behavior for my dumbass friends that take their games everywhere and think I want to play when they visit!

Lassie! Go tell Junior that it's time for dinner!

grok666

Well that kid can say now that dogs are his best friends...with privileges.

Mike918

Lassie would be proud.

djkibblesnbits

i almost chocked on my food - thanks gizmodo :)

simmo

Make love not war!

trogam

jeezuz christ! i was drinking water while i was watching that!

pyrokotik

Lol... That kid is about too get literally Tea-bagged.
I guess the virtual ownage wasn't enough for him haha

reesed91

@Mike918: obviously he's now a fan of doggystyle.

DrAndrewsGinsuKnifeSet

The most important question not asked here is: Did the dog get to completion?

(You know you all were thinking it, too!)

DW

That has to be the funniest Wii-related (both definitions of the word) thing I've ever seen. At first I thought the kid was going to hit the dog in the face, the way Giz described it, but now I'm glad I watched it. ...oh m'god, ha ha! Laughing so hard...gasping...laughing some more...gasp...topple out of chair.

alexmg2420

@LindsayJoy:

A few thoughts popped into my head: What is up with the sick f**k who is taking the video??? Hope it wasn't mom or dad hoping for the $100000 prize on Americas Funniest Videos.

Second - The Wii is going up on Craig's List tonight! That looks WAAAAAY too much like my dog.

And Lindsay, that you know about ZooTube is... interesting. Ahem. Yeah, interesting.

I gotta get some air.

ps61318

+ Watch video

draiko

@Jesse in Japan: stray dogs are because people don't take care of them or let them go. This doesn't have anything to do with chopping off your dog's testicles, If you love your pet why would you mutilate them?? Hopefully this won't be jumping to humans... wait they already do!

VakeroRokero

Remember to have your pet spayed or neutered folks.

What, you think Bob Barker was just saying that because he was worried about too many stray dogs and cats out on the streets? Now you know why.

Jesse in Japan

That was obviously planned.

Wildarms7000

This is fake, cause there is a real one. Hasn't anyone seen the other one that is almost exactly like this but not staged?

aceofcakes

planned maybe, funny hell yes!

banmojo

Kid: It's alright that we are doing it on my back, but seriously, can you do something about your breath?

chamychan

I hope the dog used a condom at least! Safe sex is the only sex, as my teachers tell me.

Nightsd01

too funny....wrong....but ROFL

centerpeace

I think I saw the fish eye...

strider_mt2k

Did you see what the kid was wearing? He was asking for it.

It's OMG! Ponies! Birthday. He wants LEGOs.

@ It's OMG! Ponies!...

Damn you.

You Cannot Untoast

That kid knew what he was doing, dressed like that, hunched over, smelling of of beggin' strips. He was practically asking the dog for it.

You Cannot Untoast

the funny thing is the kid kept on playing even with the bog ramming him in the backside.

citizen024

who says there are no mature rated games for wii.....

entropyman

@Kaisum: Who gives a crap, it is freraking hilarious.

Mr.SithNinja

Holy Crap!!! You guys need a warning on posts like this!!!!

I'm laughing my ASS OFF from some of these comments!!! My co-workers think I've lost it!!!!

JEmlay

That's one happy dog!
All it needs it's a final shot of the dog smoking a cigar with a grin on his face.

aec007

I love how the kid still manages to play the game...even while he is being raped...

ChowderFacial