I am still waiting for the light saber cheese cutter.
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aeroworks

** note: correction on headline, should read: Lightsaber Chopsticks lay General Grievous Chicken to waste.

flandria

@tucker: But you're suppose to hold a chopstick at the end, not the middle!

Now they just need sounds whenever the two swords touch... Okay that sounded kinky.

AlphaTeam

@Lodlaiden_: If they dont light up, someone needs to make some that do post haste. They should plug together to form a straw/light saber staff! And an alternate version with rings on the end is in order.

"Ahh, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!"

Relldavis

Lightsaber Chopsticking Blues?

Anyone?

justinpe

do want o.o, big Japanese food fan, Star Wars pwns, together combined = :)

Jon!

@hakubak: Come on dude. We know that any dude who owns these is single and living in his mom's basement.

nomayo

Ah, but do they light up? And if they do, How do they handle the dishwasher?

Lodlaiden_

Wow! These new chopsticks are teh best honey! They look like tiny

(fwisssshhh... thud thud)

GAH! My fingers!

hakubak

dude, everybody knows that you can't hold a saber by it's blade, you'd chop your hands off. DUH!

tucker

@doobiebros2two:

tucker

@doobiebros2two: Cob Holders?

aeroworks

McClusky... anyone?

justinpe

So do they have a Darth Maul version to connect at each end?

Next step is Light Saber corn on the cob holders [someone tell me if thats the technical name for those or not...]

doobiebros2two

But....wouldn't they simply through the food your trying to pick up and eat?

BiZarRroBALlmeR

No purple ones! What, the Japanese not big Samuel L. Jackson fans or something?

Lazarus511

@tucker: I want the whole star wars dining set.

Ghinn

Now there is officially no hope for parents trying to get their kids to stop swordfighting with chopsticks or using them as drumsticks (something both me and my brother did growing up). I mean, except for not buying them, but c'mon.

Ghinn

I call shenanigans. Light saber beams aren't pointy like that.

infmom

May The Forks Be With You.

Beryllium

nice now i can eat my sushi like a jedi

oxweeblexo

@Beryllium:

You win this post.

chrstphr

@AlphaTeam: Urban-American legend, I said the same thing to my asian co-workers the first time they took me to Dim Sum, none of them knew what the hell I was talking about.

Blue Oyster Cultist

@Beryllium: double that.... that was very nice

Cordfucious v 2.0

@infmom: Oh, that's rich. You got a genuine guffaw out of me. :-)

Harlan

@Beryllium: nice

tucker

chopsticks and chopsticks and chopsticks and chopsticks and chopsticks and chopsticks and chopsticks chop chop

Puck

Do you really need to credit the entire blog chain?

TheDude06

You can't hold chopsticks at the end! But then, there's like a thousand different ways to hold chopsticks amongst us Asians (Chinese, Korean included... I know fewer Japanese)...

Ypoknons

@Blue Oyster Cultist: Actually, the (most) "correct" to hold chopsticks is about 85% of the way up... so... not an urban legend.

miborovsky

How can I eat my raw Sashimi with those?

Lt.DanIcecream

@Blue Oyster Cultist: Well I'm Chinese and I hold my chopsticks at the end... A lot of Asians can't use chopsticks correctly. I tend to think I can use my utensils correctly.

AlphaTeam

I want to observe that they have the awesomest name listed on that card in front of them - they are call "chopsabers"

jamjon

@justinpe
cant play instruments w/o digits

lordstoli

Would'nt it cut thru the bowl and the table? Just askin

lordstoli

@AlphaTeam: Was instantly reminded of the movie "Skin Deep" =) ROFL

Tony C

The perfect weapon to take on Darth Soysauce.

Gilliam