Jesus Tries to Save Your Soul But Windows Stops Him

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder: One of the four beasts saying: “Come and see.” And I saw. And behold, there was the other Jesus, the Bible character, calling me from a big screen saying “Jesus is the Reason for The–V-Sign this program-and will be shu-whaaa?” Clearly, Jesus is good with all this saving Humanity and making water into wine tricks, but I’m afraid he’s no match for Windows errors. [Fail]