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Fake-Looking Mystery iPod Nano Cases Appear for Fake-Looking Mystery iPod Nano
Posted by Wilson Rothman at 10:54 AM on August 25, 2008
Either this is proof that contract manufacturing is a lightning-fast miracle of modernity, or that the bloggyverse is a noisy-as-hell echo chamber: No sooner does Kevin Rose prophesy that the next-gen iPod nano will be tall and skinny and rounded, but Chinese makers report case orders that meet their specs.
One tidbit that emerged amid all the rendered graphics was the presence of GPS in the supposed iPod nano. I have to say, it seems like Steve Jobs would have to smoke a lot of monkeyshit to come up with a non-touchscreen, non-cellular device with GPS inside. Last I checked, Apple didn't even tell major hardware partners, let alone random case makers, what was up with next-gen stuff. Think what you wish, but I'm gonna go with, "Too much fun with Photoshop and AutoCAD over the weekend." [Alibaba and iDealsChina via MacRumors and Engadget — Thanks tipsters!]

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Miki
Posted August 25, 2008 11:39 AM
Turns out this is true, check out the link:
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13579_3-10024077-37.html
BiZarRroBALlmeR
Posted 11:35 AM 25/8/08
That is soooooooooooooooooooooo pink.
BiZarRroBALlmeR
chizelord
Posted 11:22 AM 25/8/08
this cannot be real. Think of Steve Jobs, he would never let something this hideous be seen by the public. Design is everything to him. When designing the Apple II, he would have a hissy fit over the curve on the back of the box not being right. I highly doubt that he would allow such an ugly device to be let out. I could be wrong, maybe he died and they're just hiding that from us like they're doing with Fidel Castro. Who knows.
Let the conspiracy theories BEGIN!!
chizelord
bms
Posted 11:20 AM 25/8/08
beelan.en.alibaba.com? Fake, just like Kevin Rose.
bms
Earthslide
Posted 11:18 AM 25/8/08
@themightykorean: He sees a visual of it :)
Earthslide
themightykorean
Posted 11:14 AM 25/8/08
@sos10: How so?
themightykorean
sos10
Posted 11:01 AM 25/8/08
They are real.
sos10
Kaiser-Machead's WALL-E fetish
Posted 11:01 AM 25/8/08
JesusAllahBuddha I hope that's not true.
Kaiser-Machead's WALL-E fetish
Charging_Mooses
Posted 11:00 AM 25/8/08
if it turns out true, i bet there will be plenty of bad/whiny comments about it. then people absolutely love them, for some reason...
Charging_Mooses
Vivara
Posted 11:00 AM 25/8/08
Yeah, to me totally fake.
Vivara
Noobs-R-Us
Posted 11:44 AM 25/8/08
If this is real I have my credit card ready to buy FAT!
Noobs-R-Us
longshot
Posted 11:42 AM 25/8/08
Butt Ugly.
longshot
robo
Posted 11:41 AM 25/8/08
The Gen 2 iPod Nano is still by far the best one. I hate the current razor edge square one they have now. It is difficult to hold and aesthetically unpleasant.
If this new form factor turns out to be true (kind of bullshit Apple, to change the shape each generation to fuck with people's accessories), at least it's a step back in the right direction.
Is flash memory cheap enough yet that iPod classic can be killed off?
robo
michaelwiggins
Posted 12:27 PM 25/8/08
Please don't let this atrocity into the ipod lineup.
michaelwiggins
chrisaroz
Posted 12:16 PM 25/8/08
@lolec: If Jobs says you will like, then DAMNIT, you WILL like it!!
chrisaroz
ALT
Posted 12:14 PM 25/8/08
This is fake, but I think I like it better than the fatboy nano, which in truth kinda grew on me once I held it in my hands.
@Kaiser: You might want to throw Jehovah, Moses or Vishnu in there for good measure.
ALT
lolec
Posted 12:10 PM 25/8/08
When the current nanos where rumor. everyone said they where ugly, fat, retard-like, ipod clasic´s abortion etc.
Now, almost everyone likes it.
So, the ipod was better than expected? or making it apple official automatically makes it awesome ? maybe a bit of both. truth is, no matter how ugly this fake/leaked model looks, people will like the actual model
lolec
preshit
Posted 12:09 PM 25/8/08
There are reports of GPS being introduced in the iPod Touch, NOT the iPod nano.
preshit
Kspraydad
Posted 12:42 PM 25/8/08
I hope that we don't have to buy new connectors and boom boxes and the like.
Oh wait.
Kspraydad
CJCS
Posted 12:41 PM 25/8/08
@chrstphr: Totally agreed. I think this thing is far better looking than the fat little stubby thing we have now. The bigger wide screen will actually make people want to watch video's on their nano!
I mean when the fat one was introduced, and everyone was like "OMG IT PLAYS VIDEO!", my reaction was simply, "and...?".
This could finally shut down the little niche Creative tried to will for a while with their smaller sized video players.
CJCS
wolfenstein-3d
Posted 12:41 PM 25/8/08
All i do is autocad. If you look on the picture to the right there's the 3D coordinate x/y/z axis at 0. I very highly doubt someone would get autocad pictures of the next model. Any novice could create this model using Inventor or Solid Works in 20 minutes.
Also, i'd like to second the notion of BS on inserting a GPS device in an ipod nano. While they're at it, they might as well throw in an air conditioner, and a fold-out toaster.
wolfenstein-3d
chrstphr
Posted 12:34 PM 25/8/08
I like the slim shape of G1 and G2 nanos...I don't think this rumored/fake one is ugly at all.
chrstphr
Ngagen
Posted 1:16 PM 25/8/08
I could model those in 10 seconds with 5 features (1 extrude and about 4 cuts)... they don't look professional at all.... At least they bothered to render the black one.
Ngagen
Kaiser-Machead's WALL-E fetish
Posted 1:31 PM 25/8/08
@myself:
I mean "probably" lag, provided Apple gives the next batch enough power and proper firmware to run them right off the bat this time.
Kaiser-Machead's WALL-E fetish
Kaiser-Machead's WALL-E fetish
Posted 1:30 PM 25/8/08
@Noobs-R-Us: It's possible that Apple will revamp the operating system again to have a more iPhone-ish menu that works with the clickwheel (probably not the widget home menu though). The biggest drawbacks would be more lag, like the classic, and likely incompatiblity with the iPod games, yet again.
Kaiser-Machead's WALL-E fetish
Mike918
Posted 1:29 PM 25/8/08
Oh yeah Apple working with a mini-usb...this is such a lie just like that delicious thing that got old already!
Mike918
mstolfe
Posted 1:24 PM 25/8/08
@Noobs-R-Us: unless they put in accelorometer in it. then just flip it on its side. but i do see what your saying with the menu it would look very odd. then again, i dont like the new half screen menu system. i think it would be cool if they used the same concept but put the graphice as the background and have the text in the front...
mstolfe
Noobs-R-Us
Posted 1:19 PM 25/8/08
Another reason this can't work is because the way that the menu system works now. With cover previews flowing on the right side of the menu. If you have a portrait screen instead of landscape there won't be room for that. They would have to go back to the OLD non-graphical menu system which is a step backwards. I believe Steve Jobs is forward looking, not backwards.
Noobs-R-Us
mstolfe
Posted 1:18 PM 25/8/08
well it wouldnt be hard to mock up a fake case. the people are chinese for gods sake, they can make a knock off ford in under 24 hours. this is easy. (for all the anti-racist jokes haters out there, suck it. it was a joke. move on.)
anyway i am hoping the ipod nano from yesterday is the real one. i think it looks cool. and being that the tall and thin design of this ipod nano CAME from the first and second gen ipod nanos, and the landscape video-viewing derived from the iphone, im not seeing how people are saying its copying from the zune. unfortunately i dont think this is the real deal because in the his keynote last year, steve jobs said they wanted to get rid of the plastic caps on the top and bottom of the second gen nano.
and as far as the whole 'product transition' thing everyone was talking about a couple weeks ago, i think they will announce a TV...iTV! lol and have AppleTV built in since that isnt doing great on its own.
at this event though, the most i can think of them doing is redesigning the nano with the same prices but new sizes.
maybe new sizes and prices for the classic and shuffle,
definitely new prices for the touch and probably dropping the 8gb and lowering the 16 and 32 to $199 and $299. MAYBE they will put GPS and/or speakers. MAYBE. and hey they might do a video service...who knows! The iTunes Wi-Fi Video Store. they havent done a "one more thing" in a while..
mstolfe
Charging_Mooses
Posted 2:25 PM 25/8/08
@wolfenstein-3d: GRRREAATTEE!! LETS DO IT!! *swigs from whiskey flask* its so bloody marvelous, that it makes you want to throw up!
+ Watch video
Scott of the Antarctic
Monty Python
Charging_Mooses
pardyhardy
Posted 5:25 PM 25/8/08
No! Think of the stockholders!
pardyhardy
Concrete_Particulars
Posted 7:44 PM 25/8/08
FALSE
Concrete_Particulars
hu_hu_cool
Posted 8:09 PM 25/8/08
Totally a fake. I could do that in solid edge. Hell i wouldnt do it in solid edge and it'd look better.
hu_hu_cool
The Magnificen7
Posted 8:52 PM 25/8/08
@The Magnificen7: The mini USB is pictured in the Engadget article for comparison. Hit that link to compare.
The Magnificen7
The Magnificen7
Posted 8:48 PM 25/8/08
Guys, here is the 'iPod' you are looking for. These cases are not for the iPod Nano. You can even see the mini USB in these pics.
[www.ioffer.com]
The Magnificen7
DisposableInterloper
Posted 10:17 PM 25/8/08
@Charging_Mooses:
For the most part, the people that whine aren't the people that love it. It's just that initially, the whiners drown out the lovers with their whining until they fizzle out.
I, for one, liked the wider iPod nano design.
DisposableInterloper
wiggatron
Posted 11:25 PM 25/8/08
That's for real. We have the same specs at the company I work for (we are a reseller of cheap Chinese crap like silicone ipod sleeves). We've had very similar images from our manufacturer for about a week now.
wiggatron
Y2KGTP
Posted 12:33 AM 26/8/08
So the headphone jack is once again at the top?
Y2KGTP
jewsrock
Posted 4:30 AM 26/8/08
macrumors said ipod touch is getting the GPS.
[www.macrumors.com]
[www.idealschina.com]
jewsrock
JudithHennessy
Posted 8:07 AM 26/8/08
A mockup based on the images: http://www.flickr.com/photos/elchinocudeiro/2796361827/in/photostream/
JudithHennessy
toastylives
Posted 11:42 AM 25/8/08
This is the knockoff these were built for, can be had on ebay for $30
[img/][i4.ebayimg.com]]
toastylives
toastylives
Posted 11:33 AM 25/8/08
Im sorry that this is even considered for being real, if you look at the other pics on engadget you can see these cases have a mini usb slot and a lanyard hook. I have a nano knockoff from ebay for $30 that is built exactly the way this looks.
Ipods would never have a lanyard hook or use mini usb on anything but the shuffle.
Also I know apple would not go backwards in "innovation" they would improve upon the current gen not the previous
toastylives
Adam2010
Posted 11:24 AM 26/8/08
This is stupid, I'm going to university to become a design engineer. I can create models like this or better all day using CATIA, Solidworks, ProE, or even Inventor. Silly rabbit trix are for kids!
Adam2010
Coppers15
Posted 11:34 AM 25/8/08
i like it (if it's real) as i'v never like the fatty Nano, and thought the 1st and 2nd gen Nano's where better looking, but that being said i'v never owed a MP3 Player so what do i know lol
Coppers15
dothack
Posted 11:17 AM 25/8/08
mini usb on an ipod?
dothack
Hackintosh
Posted 11:22 AM 25/8/08
@Earthslide: Yeah, A visual of it not selling. :)
Hackintosh
taking_this_easy
Posted 12:01 PM 25/8/08
@robo:
flash memory.... how about a look at flash cards?
microSDHC (the smallest card you can find in the market right now)...largest capacity = 8B, Sandisk Class 6 $26, the size of your fingernail
[www.amazon.com]
add 4 of them(32GB), the cost would be $80..... add maybe $200 for the rest of the technology (small LCD screen, controls, GUI, battery).. $280 for a 32GB player...
or for the sake of it, ask Apple to add a CF slot.... CF cards Transcend 32GB only run $60
[www.amazon.com]
taking_this_easy
NotMe
Posted 10:40 AM 28/8/08
That's not an AutoCad screen cap. I'd recognize that Pro/E Wildfire coordinate system anywhere.
Not that the use of Pro/E lends any credibility to the rumor. It would take all of five minutes to model that pink silicon skin.
NotMe