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10 Gadgets That Help You Get Answers and Make Tough Decisions
Posted by Sean Fallon at 8:00 AM on August 2, 2008
The Thank Giz It's Friday roundup is all about fun, leisure and tools that you can use to make your life easier. And what would be better than having all of your questions and tough decisions answered for you? The key is to take your brain out of the equation and turn over the process to a combination of supernatural forces, chance and technology. It's liberating, it's fair and most importantly you don't have to accept the blame if things should go to hell. Here's how you can do it.
Religion: A lot of people look to religion to help them answer life's toughest questions--but we rarely, if ever get an answer. Not so with these products:
Answer Me Jesus and Answer Me Buddha: Anyone who has ever used a Magic 8-Ball knows that the answers you receive are extremely vague. The Answer Me Jesus and Answer Me Buddha are no different, but if you ask the right questions you just might receive some guidance. [Answer Me Jesus]
Submissive Jesus: If you don't mind going to hell you could go the extra mile and shake Jesus down for the answers you seek. Just pray to him then twist the crown of thorns on his head. The pain will force him to answer you with one of 100 phrases. Available for US$27. [Pirromount]
Ninjas, Bacon and Dead Stoners: If religion is not your thing, try investigating some alternative sources. Some very alternative sources.
What Would a Ninja Do? What Would Bacon Do?: Take one of these folders to work and give the dial on the front a spin to find out what a ninja or a piece of bacon would do in your situation. Available for US$5. [Ninja and Bacon]
Weedja Board: It's like a traditional Ouija board except this one specialises in contacting stoners for guidance from beyond the grave. "Hey Uncle Jerry. What do you think--Doritos or Donuts?" Available for US$33. [BeWild]
Games of Chance: Sometimes you just have to rely on the luck of the draw to help you make a decision.
Electronic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Sure you could play a traditional game of Rock, Paper, Scissors--but you still have to decide on a strategy. This electronic version eliminates even that small bit of decision making by choosing your hand sign for you. Available for US$9. [Prank Place]
Magnetised Executive Decision Maker: Many of our toughest decisions are made at work, and this little device can help you climb the corporate ladder virtually stress-free. Just give the pendulum a push and wait until it settles on an answer. Available for US$11.95. [X-treme geek]
Dartboard Executive Decision Maker: If you want to have a little more fun with the decision making process, this dartboard version of the executive decision maker will certainly fit the bill. Available for US$6. [Office Playground]
Lie Detectors: When you seek answers from another human being, you may need to rely on a lie detector to find the truth.
The DeFIBulator: This handheld unit claims to separate the truth from the lies by measuring stress, tension, excitement and variations in a person's voice. If the device believes the person in question is lying, the horns and nose of the "Demonochio" character on the display will grow. It can even be hooked up to your mobile phone so you can conduct covert interrogations. Available for US$40. [LiveScience Store]
iPhone Bonus: If you have an iPhone, there are a few apps out there that you can use to help make decisions on the go.
UrbanSpoon: I eat out a lot which means that I am constantly faced with the dilemma of choosing a restaurant. With the UrbanSpoon app you can set a geographic location, genre and price point for a meal then give the phone a shake to find a place to eat. The process can be as random as you want it to be which is great for people looking to try new things.
Magic iBall Deluxe: There are a number of 8-Ball apps on the iPhone, but the best is undoubtedly the Magic iBall Deluxe. It's your basic 8-Ball experience, except this version allows you to switch between responses like classic, weird, zen positive and negative. It also allows you to customise the style of the 8-Ball itself.

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Metkis
Posted 8:22 AM 2/8/08
@nutbastard: Don't listen to him, the Ouija board told him to say that.
Metkis
nutbastard
Posted 8:17 AM 2/8/08
I AM TAKING THIS MOMENT TO SERIOUSLY DISCOURAGE PEOPLE FROM MESSING WITH ANY SORT OF OUIJA BOARD. JUST. DON'T.
nutbastard
BiZarRroBALlmeR
Posted 8:11 AM 2/8/08
Isn't that called a wife? *ducks*
BiZarRroBALlmeR
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 8:05 AM 2/8/08
If I can't figure out which one of two options to go with, I flip a coin. If I don't want to go with the coin's decision, I know what I want to do. It's not about letting the coin decide; it's about figuring out what I want.
More complicated decisions require a saving throw.
OMG! Ponies!
oxweeblexo
Posted 8:03 AM 2/8/08
wheres the "Jump to Conclusions Board"
oxweeblexo
bdk185
Posted 8:03 AM 2/8/08
I think the weed-ja board should be renamed gan-ja board.
bdk185
ItsRabid
Posted 8:43 AM 2/8/08
Ouija boards are a total crock. The damn pointer didn't even move!
(was using it in a GRAVEYARD)
ItsRabid
throwinglittlepickles
Posted 8:40 AM 2/8/08
@StarChaser Tyger: You call Miss Cleo. Of course I think she is only awake after 2AM.
throwinglittlepickles
StarChaser Tyger
Posted 8:34 AM 2/8/08
But how do I decide which one to use?
StarChaser Tyger
pete-01
Posted 8:34 AM 2/8/08
I AM TAKING THIS MOMENT TO SERIOUSLY DISCOURAGE PEOPLE FROM MESSING WITH ANY SORT OF IPHONE MAGIC 8-BALL. JUST. DON'T... OR. DO. WHATEVER. WHAT. DO. I. CARE.
pete-01
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 8:33 AM 2/8/08
@Metkis: Nut "Worf" Bastard's Ouija Board is always accurate. It always predicts he'll be angry, abrasive and louder than life.
OMG! Ponies!
urbanturban666
Posted 8:28 AM 2/8/08
cool...decidy gadgets!
urbanturban666
throwinglittlepickles
Posted 8:26 AM 2/8/08
@Metkis: My Ouija board told me you would say that
throwinglittlepickles
EL_RIEL
Posted 9:12 AM 2/8/08
My favorite is the iPhone installer app that gives you a simple Yes or No... but it gets much fun if you add the following rules:
1- You have to ask the iPhone a question , always invoking it like: "iPhone, (insert question after invoking it)would I hurt myself after 5 tequilas?"
2- You cannot ask the iPhone a question if you are not holding it on your hands
3... thats it! LOL
EL_RIEL
Xavoc
Posted 9:08 AM 2/8/08
@Mandatory_Field: I have a simpler approach. I make a decision, for better or worse, and follow that decision until its logical conclusion.
Xavoc
Mandatory_Field
Posted 9:05 AM 2/8/08
Just do what I do: Make a totally random decision, and then use your awesome powers of self-delusion to justify afterwards. Kinda like a personal-sized RDF.
Mandatory_Field
Xavoc
Posted 9:05 AM 2/8/08
@Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!: But did it demand that you say it loud?
Xavoc
Xavoc
Posted 9:04 AM 2/8/08
When I was just a teen,
Nutbastard told me, "George,
Always be a good boy,
Don't play with ouiji boards,"
But I summoned a man from Reno,
Just to see when I'd die,
When I see that planchette movin,
I hang my head and cry.
True story!
Xavoc
Metkis
Posted 8:54 AM 2/8/08
@Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!: Does that mean soul and funk are finally making their big turnaround!
Metkis
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
Posted 8:53 AM 2/8/08
I use my Ouija board as a table mat, and my Trix cereal formed the face of James Brown. No joke.
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
Metkis
Posted 8:51 AM 2/8/08
@throwinglittlepickles: Mine says you're lying!
Metkis
Xavoc
Posted 9:37 AM 2/8/08
@Curves: What Would Dubyah Do?
Xavoc
doobiebros2two
Posted 9:36 AM 2/8/08
Harvey Dent, pay attention.
doobiebros2two
Curves
Posted 9:34 AM 2/8/08
Decision Tree. Removes all emotion from the process and uses pure logic.
(Or just think what the biggest idiot that you know would do, and do exactly the opposite. Works really well.)
Curves
samhealer42
Posted 9:30 AM 2/8/08
Also on the iPhone App Store is iChoose, which offers Yes/No, Coin Toss, Dice Roll, and Card Choice. It's free, which is a clincher.
samhealer42
devianaut
Posted 9:29 AM 2/8/08
why don't we all just sacrifice a lamb and call it even?
devianaut
Xavoc
Posted 9:28 AM 2/8/08
@B1663R: Introduce Tony to Listerfiend and Pillowpants... Duh!
Xavoc
B1663R
Posted 9:27 AM 2/8/08
some dude named Captain Howdy said i should play with Ouija boards.
but Tony (the little boy that lives in my mouth) says i shouldn't
what do i do?
B1663R
Con Seannery
Posted 10:04 AM 2/8/08
No, no, no, you get a Harvey Dent, roll it down a hill, and call face or no face while it's rolling.
Con Seannery
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 9:59 AM 2/8/08
@Xavoc: Down a shot and do a bump.
OMG! Ponies!
Damage
Posted 9:46 AM 2/8/08
What, no Harvey Dent Coinage?
Damage
Xavoc
Posted 10:11 AM 2/8/08
@OMG! Ponies!: Honestly though, that doesn't always sound like it'd be a bad idea. I mean, if you were having a "54" party or something you'd simply be in character.
Or, you could be preparing for a night out at the Roxbury...
Xavoc
Xavoc
Posted 10:05 AM 2/8/08
@OMG! Ponies!: A terrorist fist jab?
Xavoc
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 11:11 AM 2/8/08
@Xavoc: Personally, I don't think he's on crank. If he was, he'd get a lot more done.
OMG! Ponies!
Mandatory_Field
Posted 11:22 AM 2/8/08
@Curves: So THAT'S why people are always asking me for advice...
Mandatory_Field
DONAR
Posted 7:58 PM 2/8/08
You know what else works? Beer.
Especially if you need to ask "Should I have another beer?"
DONAR
rexplex
Posted 9:18 PM 2/8/08
@oxweeblexo:
One of my coworkers has the Jump to Conclusions mat pinned to the side of his cube
rexplex
Marina @ Sufficient Thrust
Posted 11:39 PM 2/8/08
Some friends and I built LunchLuck.com which randomly tells you what restaurant to go to, based on zip code. It's a nice alternative for people without iPhones.
Also, in all seriousness, most of my life decisions have been made by the Random Number Generator at [random.org]
Marina @ Sufficient Thrust
tkreug
Posted 11:33 PM 2/8/08
You missed one of the best devices....and the simplest. Years ago, Litton mailed out a gold coin that on one side had the embossed words "Do It" and on the other "Screw It!"
tkreug
hnkelley
Posted 3:00 AM 3/8/08
@Xavoc: HA! Raisin Bran through the nose hurts. I shouldn't have read this over breakfast.
@Curves: But all too often, I have no clue what that idiot in the White House will do!
@Xavoc: Ditto... Except when I notice the logical conclusion is going to be painful or costly. Then I change my mind.
hnkelley
HawkSkater0
Posted 8:21 AM 3/8/08
Hey the iphone bonus is looking for an italian restaurant in greenwich! I live there! your not going to find an italian restaurant in greenwich for $$!
HawkSkater0
EditorinChief
Posted 1:19 PM 3/8/08
I'm surprised people have not said horrible things like make decisions based on race and crap like that
EditorinChief
beefsuperior
Posted 8:21 AM 2/8/08
Ouch. I find electronic Rock, Paper, Scissors seriously offensive.
@BiZarRroBALlmeR: High five!
beefsuperior
metaslugx
Posted 7:03 AM 5/8/08
Anyone here seen Brazil? They had the best executive decision maker in it.
metaslugx