Phones
Woz Succinctly Analyses the iPhone 3G
Posted by Mark Wilson at 2:30 AM on July 12, 2008
Leave it to Steve Wozniak to put the hysteria in check.
"A little faster downloading of webpages, and it has a GPS [Global Positioning System] chip built in. But, you know, these aren't, like, break-the-bank items...A lot of the people I know just aren't going to upgrade yet.
Then again, the guy was planning to stand in line to score his new iPhone... [Macworld]

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nutbastard
Posted 1:12 AM 12/7/08
AFAIK he pulled the same trick he did last year - actually chilling in the mall, while it's closed, overnight, and coming out the doors in the morning acting all official-like, and handing out 'official' line position numbering cards, which conveniently begin at #5, 1-4 being for he and his buddies.
nutbastard
Joseph
Posted 1:07 AM 12/7/08
Does the iPhone 3G support MMS yet or do I still have to click on the "viewmymessage.com" link?
Joseph
ninjagin
Posted 1:07 AM 12/7/08
Hmmmm. Maybe I'll wait.
ninjagin
sorensilk
Posted 1:04 AM 12/7/08
I agree with the man. I've got the 2.0 software on my 1st gen iPhone and I think that's going to be just fine for a while.
sorensilk
givemeyourtots
Posted 2:56 AM 12/7/08
Well I'm not going to upgrade my G1 I'm happy with the current speed and the cell triangulation works great, don't see the need for GPS. Maybe if it had native video capture.
I'm just waiting for the 2.0 jailbreak and I'll get everything i need :)
Woz isn't all that crazy sometimes :)
givemeyourtots
Housapan
Posted 2:54 AM 12/7/08
I guess it's not about the upgrading so much as the fact that some of us have been waiting for 3G and, more importantly, the App store. Potential is being met, so phones will be bought!
Housapan
chrstphr
Posted 2:53 AM 12/7/08
Woz needs to wait in line for one?
chrstphr
Blastfemur
Posted 2:51 AM 12/7/08
I may be a bit naive, but in what world does it make sense that Woz would have to stand in line for an Apple product?
Blastfemur
nXt
Posted 2:50 AM 12/7/08
Wow, is it really necessary to write out what GPS stands for? Does Macworld think we're that stupid?
nXt
nitefire77
Posted 2:48 AM 12/7/08
who cares
nitefire77
froggy
Posted 2:48 AM 12/7/08
@InfoMofo: yes and no. MMS send it to a phone. So I can send it to someone who does not have internet access on their headset. Not everyone has an iPhone yet...
froggy
froggy
Posted 2:46 AM 12/7/08
@Joseph: NO MMS as far as I heard, unless something changed very recently.
froggy
InfoMofo
Posted 2:45 AM 12/7/08
@Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!: AFAIK: As Far As I Know.
InfoMofo
InfoMofo
Posted 2:45 AM 12/7/08
@Joseph: People holding out for the iPhone to support MMS may as well wait for it to support FAXing...
MMS is vastly inferior to actual e-mail, which all new phones support.
InfoMofo
bookmark
Posted 2:44 AM 12/7/08
it's true, 3G and GPS is not a new thing anyway, just it's because it's on the iphone. They made it big.
I am keeping the 1st gen for awhile untill something new come up rather than upgrade.
bookmark
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
Posted 2:43 AM 12/7/08
@nutbastard: Forgive my n00bishness, but what's AFAIK again? I keep hearing AFLACK in my mind.
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
Posted 2:35 AM 12/7/08
Who cares what Kathy Griffin wants?
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
fastm3driver
Posted 3:26 AM 12/7/08
I want the GPS but let's not forget he biggest fix is the headphone jack. I have two sets of high end headphones and neither would work with gen 1. A mistake that big makes me think they rushed it to market and Steve is over extending himself. Best ipod, please.
Now it cost more. I will take a new phone with the old plan even at $400 but $35 a month is a deal breaker.
fastm3driver
GeekyNerdGuy
Posted 3:23 AM 12/7/08
Does anybody wonder if Jobs is so thin because Woz is eating all of his food?
GeekyNerdGuy
tkohrs2002
Posted 3:23 AM 12/7/08
DUDE: I have an IPOD TOUCH and of course noone with the itouch can update to 2.0 cuz of the problems.... Before i tried to update I had 15 dollars on my itunes acount from a giftcard. NOW I ONLY HAVE FIVE DOLLARS. THOSE BASTARDS CHARGED ME FOR IT ALREADY AND I DIDNT EVEN DOWNLOAD IT!!!!!!!!! >:0
tkohrs2002
SilenceisGolden
Posted 3:22 AM 12/7/08
I was waiting in line for 3 hours, and of course the guy in front of me bought THE LAST ONE!!!!! so the staff asked me to purchase one to pick up tomorrow. How can apple only send the store 40 phones. I just don't get it.
SilenceisGolden
nobody makes carmen bleed her own blood
Posted 3:18 AM 12/7/08
@nutbastard: I love you! ;) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
nobody makes carmen bleed her own blood
ps61318
Posted 3:14 AM 12/7/08
@OMG! Ponies!: "...buried alive...buried alive..."
@dragonphyre: YouhaveconfusedaniPhonewithawomanthatwillhavenothingtodowithadoofuslikeyou.
There, one word.
ps61318
dragonphyre
Posted 3:06 AM 12/7/08
iPhone sucks.
prove me wrong in less words than it took for me to describe my opinion, and I might listen to you.
dragonphyre
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 3:06 AM 12/7/08
@Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!: Thank you. I was looking for a great blog name.
@jcy: It's impossible for Pogueman to say that the call quality is better and on the first coming of the JesusPhone. He said the call quality on iPhone 1.0 was perfect. Unless...
No...
It can't be...
Macophile reviewers like Pogueman and Goatberg have acquired their own Reality Distortion Fields.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
OMG! Ponies!
Shane
Posted 3:04 AM 12/7/08
So this has nothing to do with the iphone?
not:iphone?
Shane
scaught
Posted 3:02 AM 12/7/08
@sorensilk:
Ya. I'm pleased with my phone as is. I still might make the leap, but the software was what I was REALLY stoked about. I'm hardly going to go wait in a line to buy a 3Gphone
scaught
jcy
Posted 3:00 AM 12/7/08
he forgot to mention much better call quality (according to david pogue), both handset and speakerphone. that's enough of a reason for me to upgrade
jcy
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
Posted 2:57 AM 12/7/08
@nXt: They don't want people to confuse it with Gomer Pyle's Sister, or Gorillas Punching Sissies.
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
nutbastard
Posted 3:53 AM 12/7/08
@nobody makes carmen bleed her own blood:
love you too hon!
nutbastard
dingus
Posted 3:42 AM 12/7/08
Woz stand in line? Didn't Ive Segway over to his house to present him one on a silver tray three months ago?
dingus
ttech10
Posted 3:40 AM 12/7/08
@InfoMofo: I have many friends that have phones that don't send emails and so whenever they want to send me a picture the only way they can do that is to send in via MMS... not email.
If they won't give us MMS they need to at least give us an easier way to do the username/password type thing for the 'viewmymessage' website.
ttech10
dingus
Posted 3:37 AM 12/7/08
@dragonphyre: !WinMo
dingus
f1sh3r
Posted 3:36 AM 12/7/08
woz is a man of the people. he likes to mingle with the common folk and keep his finger on the pulse.
f1sh3r
ps61318
Posted 3:33 AM 12/7/08
@Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!:
AFLACK == As far left as Clinton, knowitall.
Man, that was weak. Sorry.
ps61318
oo0cyst0oo
Posted 3:32 AM 12/7/08
@GeekyNerdGuy: Jobs is so thin from feeding us so much shit. That is how it works when you're full of the stuff.
oo0cyst0oo
rjbuddyboi
Posted 3:29 AM 12/7/08
@Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!: AFAIK = As Far As I Know
rjbuddyboi
VakeroRokero
Posted 5:01 AM 12/7/08
Why is it that this guy hates Apple so much, I haven't heard him say anything nice for such a long time, the other time he was ask about the big market growth Apple had been gaining in the past years he said something like " it's good, but it's gonna go down again sooner or later..."
VakeroRokero
luckybastard
Posted 5:28 AM 12/7/08
@VakeroRokero:
He doesn't like the closed nature of Apple products - Woz is a reasonably big proponent of Open Source. As a tinkerer, he doesn't like things like non user replaceable batteries and other components.
luckybastard
Camperton
Posted 5:03 AM 12/7/08
Upgrade? This will be my first.
Camperton
Tohe
Posted 6:07 AM 12/7/08
@luckybastard: Good point, more so when they built up their company on Linux shoulders, or for that matter wings? umm do penguins have wings, I'm at a lost here...
Tohe
Tohe
Posted 6:04 AM 12/7/08
ummm I wonder is those Woz "friends" are the bears??
Tohe
bailey_ca
Posted 1:46 PM 12/7/08
@Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!: "[…] Gomer Pyle's Sister, or Gorillas Punching Sissies."
CBS and NBC are gonna be pissed off at you for giving away the "plots" for next summer's hit reality TV show™.
@dragonphyre: "BlackBerry lineups". Ta-da!
bailey_ca
waterwizard
Posted 1:32 PM 15/7/08
I disagree, web pages download A LOT faster and this ties up what was almost a breakthrough device into being a real breakthrough device. It's just that it was done in 2 steps, a year apart, so it doesn't seem like such a big deal. A million phones in one weekend, stunted by an agonizingly slow activation process? I think the world agrees.
waterwizard
alansky
Posted 6:34 AM 16/7/08
"Why is it that this guy hates Apple so much, I haven't heard him say anything nice for such a long time..." --VakeroRokero
I agree that Woz does seem to go out his way to make sure everyone knows how unimpressed he is by Apple's latest offering, whatever it happens to be. I don't know whether Woz is indulging in a little passive-aggressive behavior toward Apple or simply wants to tell us that he's so cool that *nothing* impresses him, but his general attitude is very off-putting to me, I must say.
alansky