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The Neutered USB Humping Dog On Sale Now
Posted by Jason Chen at 9:00 AM on July 24, 2008
The Crunching Dog--a sadly neutered version of the humping dog--is finally on sale. All it takes is US$9.99 for you to get a cheap plastic dog to show you that you're worthless because you'll never do as many situps or do them as fast as this crappy toy from Japan. Seriously though, how can something with a dong THAT huge even physically do situps? This is the excuse we're using to justify our own obesity, in case you were wondering. [ThinkGeek]
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roflwaffles
Posted 2:38 PM 24/7/08
@TC2COOL:
ITS A TRAAAP
roflwaffles
TC2COOL
Posted 10:57 AM 24/7/08
Why does the Lab have a bra on?
TC2COOL
VakeroRokero
Posted 10:55 AM 24/7/08
Neutered? what about his giant USB testicles?
VakeroRokero
Amiash
Posted 10:47 AM 24/7/08
hehehe what?! no felines?
Amiash
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 10:17 AM 24/7/08
The Humping Dog is not doing sit-ups. It has worms. And now your USB port has worms. Congrats.
OMG! Ponies!
xint
Posted 10:13 AM 24/7/08
This and the humping USB dog are the single most awesomest inventions ...EVAR.
xint
Franklin Comes Alive!
Posted 9:21 AM 24/7/08
For proof of my statement, I point you towards this post, with the greatest video of all time, with a video of a (modded) USB humping dog.
[gizmodo.com]
Franklin Comes Alive!
Franklin Comes Alive!
Posted 9:16 AM 24/7/08
50 years from now, we will look back on the USB humping dog as the greatest gadget of this generation.
This USB situp dog is just a piss-poor attempt to cash in on the humping dog craze.
Franklin Comes Alive!
Mr.SithNinja
Posted 9:15 AM 24/7/08
Ok, someone should tell the makers of these things that there are more differences between the species of dogs that they used than just different colored ears.
I MIGHT consider getting something like this if the dog was licking himself while plugged in, but until then I will pass.
Mr.SithNinja
92BuickLeSabre
Posted 9:13 AM 24/7/08
Don't be so hasty.
Pretty sure this image comes directly from the latter 1/3 of the Kama Sutra. Yeah, here it is "The Crunching Dog," right after Dog, Humping Dog, & Bow-tie Rainbow.
92BuickLeSabre
Con Seannery
Posted 9:10 AM 24/7/08
God help us all if they make a Richard Simmons version. God help us all...
Con Seannery
Half off all shafts!
Posted 9:09 AM 24/7/08
DISTURBING VISUAL IMAGERY
Half off all shafts!
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 9:09 AM 24/7/08
I meant neutered dog.
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 9:08 AM 24/7/08
"a sadly neutered version " No, that thing is more than neutered, a neutered just is just missing it's uhhh... balls.
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Griffehpoo
Posted 9:04 AM 24/7/08
Sorry doc, I can't be bothered to exercise 'cause of my massive, USB powered dong.
Griffehpoo
PlayerX
Posted 3:50 PM 24/7/08
This thing isn't even a USB key. It's just a useless plastic thing ... outrageous.
PlayerX
aestheticity
Posted 11:27 PM 24/7/08
wheres the vid with like 6 of these things railing the shit out of a usb hub
aestheticity
Hello_Newman
Posted 3:07 PM 25/7/08
This is the kind of product that gets made when some inventor doesn't have a person in their life who can give them a reality check. Always keep at least one person who can tell you the honest truth about something you're planning. A buddy from the army, a relative who's not in your will, an ex girlfriend you know you'll never have sex with again. Someone, anyone who can just lay you out when you're way off base like about to create USB humping dogs. You know this person didn't have anyone, and we all pay the price....
Hello_Newman