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The Beam Bed Makes Drooling on the Pillow a Divine Experience
Posted by Mark Wilson at 12:00 AM on July 23, 2008
There's nothing particularly technologically innovative about the Beam Bed, but it uses a sunburst-shaped lighting and support system to emit a glorious glow that's perfect for wooing the ladies/thwarting the monsters. As we've long been scared of both said species, we're pleased to see that the furniture market is finally catering to our insecurities with no shortage of style. Now just to find some plastic "rainburst" sheets and all of our sleeping abnormalities will be cured at last. [Lago via CribCandy]
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hagrun
Posted 2:07 AM 23/7/08
But my wife can't store all my stuff under there... she might throw it out!!
hagrun
Curves
Posted 2:01 AM 23/7/08
Just what I needed, confirmation of my worst fear that there really IS a door to an alternate universe under my bed.
(That same universe also eats single socks as I always seem to be able to find just ONE.)
Curves
Geisrud
Posted 1:54 AM 23/7/08
@SneakerFiend: Nice - 15 minutes...super stud.
Geisrud
The Lab
Posted 1:48 AM 23/7/08
@shades_of_blue: I hear those mattresses don't breath well and thus you get all sweaty while you sleep. True?
Also, don't tell Tempur-pedic what bed frame you use. They won't hire a PI.
The Lab
ANoel
Posted 1:21 AM 23/7/08
Wow. The dust bunnies are throwing a magic lantern show!!
ANoel
shades_of_blue
Posted 1:03 AM 23/7/08
I like it, but will it void the warranty on my Tempur-pedic mattress? From the design, it looks like they use nothing more than flat panel to rest the mattress on…Tempur-pedic would not look too kindly on that.
shades_of_blue
SneakerFiend
Posted 12:37 AM 23/7/08
@HuffyHenry: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think you sir deserve a gold star for being such a good comedian.
I can imagine it already.
Man: Oh jeah ima do it to you like you've never had it done to you before.
Woman: {-eager-)
{-15 minutes later-)
Man: Oh wow. That was amazing. What you think
Woman: {-Sigh-) I dont know whether to cry or to be happy that its finally over
{-man burns beam bed-)
SneakerFiend
HuffyHenry
Posted 12:25 AM 23/7/08
Man: "I'm sorry. This is never happened to me before. Maybe if we give it a few minutes..."
Woman: (Sigh.) "Will you please just turn off the beam bed? It's sad now."
HuffyHenry
Mag
Posted 2:36 AM 23/7/08
Get the artist who painted this bathroom floor to paint the floor of the bedroom, then you'll really have the drama covered.
[jpackfamily.blogspot.com]
Mag
lordargent
Posted 2:25 AM 23/7/08
Can we combine this with the levitating bed, to get the full UFO experience?
lordargent
rabiddachshund
Posted 3:03 AM 23/7/08
That doesn't look too stable.
rabiddachshund
dedalus987
Posted 2:55 AM 23/7/08
i like darkness when i sleep. i guess its good for impressing whores, and keeping your spoiled-brat kid safe frmo monsters.
dedalus987
wingbatwu
Posted 3:11 AM 23/7/08
Doesn't look very toe-bone friendly
wingbatwu
ogremustcrush
Posted 3:43 AM 23/7/08
That design is so awesome. Even without the bright light it would look cool. You wouldn't have to have the mattress directly resting on the vertical pieces either, there could be a thin panel on top that wouldn't be visible unless you were looking for it if its very slightly smaller than the mattress. I almost want to build one of these.
ogremustcrush
itchytooth
Posted 4:14 AM 23/7/08
This would make an awesome deathbed.
itchytooth
fudged71
Posted 4:35 AM 23/7/08
I think there are enough alien abduction stories BEFORE the production of this product
fudged71
MePerson
Posted 4:23 AM 23/7/08
Kid: What's the light?
You: It's the radioactive monsters!!!!
Kid: (runs screaming, yelling, crying)
MePerson
justhesh
Posted 6:28 AM 23/7/08
They're heeeere!
justhesh
chamychan
Posted 7:36 AM 23/7/08
man gets naked.
woman said: "hey do you mind if we do it with the lights off?"
chamychan
SaphalaGebsite
Posted 12:51 AM 23/7/08
I don't know. I would have gone a completely different direction with the article text. A direction that involves this looking like something out of a Stephen King movie. More nightmares, not less.
SaphalaGebsite
AlternateEarth
Posted 12:58 PM 23/7/08
A bed with a carbon footprint!
Sweet! Algore should get one for the mansion!
AlternateEarth