Phones
Sony Ericsson C702 Toilet Test Is Gross, Yet Intriguing
Posted by Jason Chen at 8:00 AM on July 3, 2008
Nowhere in the specs of the Sony Ericsson C720 does it say that it's completely waterproof—just dust and splash proof. And if there's one thing that a toilet does well (at least when we use it), it's splash. This could be one of the more disgusting tests imaginable for a phone. Seriously, are you going to use it now, because the CDC thinks otherwise.
AU: I wonder if flushing it would help me open the back cover?[bka]

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Itspeat!
Posted 8:47 AM 3/7/08
@digitalexis: it looks as though they are giving it a "water test" but it seems half-assed to me so it sorta is a little pointless
Itspeat!
digitalexis
Posted 8:39 AM 3/7/08
What exacly is the point of that?
digitalexis
johnnyabnormal
Posted 8:33 AM 3/7/08
@tucker: Nah, I think his next test would be to ingest the phone, poop it and then check the signal strength and battery life.
johnnyabnormal
johnnyabnormal
Posted 8:32 AM 3/7/08
What!? Seriously. Talk about a test that doesn't reflect normal usage. The most important test for a cell phone's durability is THE DROP. Drop it on different materials (from carpet to concrete, etc) from multiple heights and angles/spin.
johnnyabnormal
tucker
Posted 8:31 AM 3/7/08
right after this test that guy took a dump in the sink
tucker
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 8:17 AM 3/7/08
@OMG! Ponies!: Woosy.
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Itspeat!
Posted 8:09 AM 3/7/08
@OMG! Ponies!: for'real, thats a good rule, i have to agree...
and are kitchen sinks to difficult to find nowadays or somehing? they also have moving water and a reservoir has the ability to be filled deep enough to submerge a phone...oh well whatever strikes your fancy, i suppose
Itspeat!
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 8:04 AM 3/7/08
The Toilet Rule : If you drop your phone in the toilet, even if it works, for all intents and purposes, it's broken.
OMG! Ponies!
SuperCollider
Posted 8:03 AM 3/7/08
@itchytooth: Exactly.
SuperCollider
itchytooth
Posted 8:03 AM 3/7/08
That was a pretty quick test. I would like to see it 10 minutes later to see if moisture got behind the screen.
itchytooth
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 9:08 AM 3/7/08
@tucker: What's the difference between Shanty Irish and Lace Curtain Irish?
Lace curtain Irish move the dishes before pissing in the sink.
OMG! Ponies!
giyad
Posted 8:55 AM 3/7/08
@digitalexis: i think he just needed an excuse to stick his hand in the toilet and flush... don't act like you never thought of it ;-)
giyad
Noobs-R-Us
Posted 9:24 AM 3/7/08
German toilets! Schnitzel plunkin!
Noobs-R-Us
shad0w
Posted 10:49 AM 3/7/08
"Nowhere in the specs of the Sony Ericsson C720 does it say"
not c720 it's c702 w00t spotted an erorr
shad0w
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 10:39 AM 3/7/08
"your cellphone smells kinda funny"
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
tucker
Posted 11:13 AM 3/7/08
@OMG! Ponies!: i have no idea what that means, but it's very funny.
tucker
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 12:03 PM 3/7/08
Shanty Irish were piss-poor Irish immigrants. They're the ones who got deported or starved out of Ireland in the 19th Century. The name comes from the shanty towns in which they lived.
Lace Curtain Irish were usually not much better off, and usually not at all. Nevertheless, they thought they were better than the Shanty Irish. The legend is that they'd hang lace curtains in the windows because they thought themselves fancy.
Shanty Irish has a bit of working-class pride to it; lace curtain Irish does not.
The joke is that the lace curtain Irish thought they were so much better from their countrymen when, in reality, they were in the same squalid conditions. It mocks those with delusions of grandeur who sneer at their (often low-class) peers.
If you ever find yourself dating an Irish girl and want to impress her father, tell the joke after ordering a "Half-and-Half" with a Jameson on the side.
OMG! Ponies!
SinAmos
Posted 1:02 PM 3/7/08
I prefer using urine in my tests, but that's just me. "Challenge the conventional until you twist it into raw genius."
SinAmos
zed0
Posted 2:58 PM 3/7/08
I wonder why this isn't an advertised feature...
zed0
Charging_Mooses
Posted 4:26 PM 3/7/08
@zed0: it isnt advertised because they knew some idiot would try it by theirself
Charging_Mooses
SgtMac02
Posted 10:46 PM 3/7/08
@OMG! Ponies!: That was quite a well written and educational explanation of a very simple joke. Thanks for sharing... :)
SgtMac02
frndlybnny
Posted 12:07 AM 4/7/08
This wasn't that disgusting: you made it sound like the guy whizzed all over the phone before flushing it.
frndlybnny
trailingedge
Posted 3:19 AM 4/7/08
uh, you couldn't find a sink to do the same thing. I'll be more impressed if it flushed down and was retrieved at the waste water treatment plant working!
trailingedge
winkydink
Posted 10:21 AM 4/7/08
@OMG! Ponies!: No, the tolilet rule is, if you drop your phone in the toilet, sell it on ebay.
winkydink
irishgandalf
Posted 2:11 AM 4/7/08
@OMG! Ponies!: the Irish were never deported, they where economic emigrants. And they may have been in "shanty towns" in cities such as new york but due to a famine at home during the mid to late 18th century they were better off living in the states, england and austrailia amoung other places (yes it wasn't just the states!). This is the popuation of Ireland from 1700-2000 ([tinyurl.com]) Note: this is the entire island counting the republic and northen ireland as one. The sharp change in population would consist of both emigration and deaths but i suspect the majority is emigration. And now you know why there is so much irish decent around the world.
On a side note, there was an additional mass emigration during the 1980's but that was due to a recession but this was on a much smaller scale. Maybe up to 500,000 rather then millions.
irishgandalf
remigoose
Posted 10:06 PM 3/7/08
Oh, it's been done before with the Samsung N400 and the same test. On a binging night a few years ago when I called my mum at 1AM while taking a tinkle the phone plummeted into the yellow abyss. I was mortified as I have just got a number from a gal that night. But, after a night of drying the phone worked fine the next morning ...
remigoose