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Sexy Venetian Blind T-Shirt Bares Midriffs With the Pull of a String
Posted by Gizmodo US Edition at 10:00 AM on July 7, 2008
Hey girls, can't decide whether or not to wear that midriff-bearing shirt out to the bar tonight? No worries, simply don this Venetian blind t-shirt and yank on the fully functional string when Joe Hotty walks by. Sure it's ridiculous, but it's also one-of-its-kind, and available only at art museums for the time being. Just don't be too peeved when some drunk mistakes your shirt for an actual window and pukes all over your chest. [Shikisai via I New Idea]
Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
Amy
Posted July 7, 2008 6:03 PM
wow! Which museums are they available from?
Matthew
Posted July 7, 2008 8:35 PM
man i want one!
itchytooth
Posted 10:35 AM 7/7/08
I used to have a shirt with a "real" basketball in the middle of the chest, that you could actually inflate. I just managed to part with it a couple months ago.
itchytooth
chonnes
Posted 10:22 AM 7/7/08
Umm . . . I think if my girl were to wear this shirt she would require a slap.
chonnes
homerjay
Posted 10:21 AM 7/7/08
I can't, for the life of me, figure out why that guy wouldn't want his face in this picture...
/sarcasm
homerjay
vagrant
Posted 10:15 AM 7/7/08
-20 Points | Gadget how? If it's not as 'gadgety' as a whoopee cushion, why post? What is the bar?
vagrant
DeadWriter
Posted 10:13 AM 7/7/08
My alley is rather dumpy looking.
I think I'll leave the blinds closed.
DeadWriter
frigg
Posted 10:04 AM 7/7/08
I could see something like this becoming a lot more useful in the future when humans become transparent and are used as building materials.
frigg
BiZarRroBALlmeR
Posted 11:01 AM 7/7/08
I've got pants like that with printed curtains over the zipper and when you pull the draw string..well....
BiZarRroBALlmeR
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 10:49 AM 7/7/08
Yeah... I'm not going to be doing that any time soon. I'm not exactly what you'd call "ripped".
OMG! Ponies!
fatASCurtis
Posted 11:22 AM 7/7/08
peek-a-boo
fatASCurtis
Set to evil
Posted 11:03 AM 7/7/08
@chonnes: I think your might deserve a slap just for being your girl.
Set to evil
sisedi
Posted 11:03 AM 7/7/08
I wouldn't want to cause anyone to go venetian blind. /cornyassjoke>
sisedi
Set to evil
Posted 11:02 AM 7/7/08
I'm confused. When the cord is pulled does it turn a man into woman?
Set to evil
discounteggroll
Posted 12:19 PM 7/7/08
@Metkis:
who keeps their gat in the front of their pants? If I'm strapping, that blaster is getting tucked in the trunk, striaght up
/gangsta
discounteggroll
Metkis
Posted 11:58 AM 7/7/08
Sweet, they invented a lame way to let someone know you're packing heat.
Metkis
BigViper
Posted 11:56 AM 7/7/08
anyone else find the draw direction would be more effective if inverted? just a thought...
BigViper
Totorototoro
Posted 12:40 PM 7/7/08
why does that one chick have a goatee?
Totorototoro
Metkis
Posted 12:26 PM 7/7/08
@discounteggroll:
Well, someone needs to train in "rep-re-zent-in" and it ain't me. Yo Fo Shure..um diggity...dawg....sup?
Metkis
sonophy
Posted 1:03 PM 7/7/08
Is there a special design for those endowed with a gunt or muffin-top? Maybe something opaque.
sonophy
jcraig
Posted 4:11 PM 7/7/08
Well, you know what guys, I love it, and I would buy one in a second if I could.
jcraig
Curves
Posted 8:23 PM 7/7/08
Wear it down when leaving the house and passing mom-spection. Then draw it up when youre out and safe to something "sexier". (Obviously created to get around MOM).
Curves
Curves
Posted 10:20 PM 7/7/08
Or for the serious Peeping Tom fetishist.
Curves
Chromeo
Posted 1:03 AM 8/7/08
I'd prefer the version with that twisty thing, where you could open the actual blinds as opposed to just lifting them...
...for the girl version only. Please.
Chromeo
Ybother
Posted 12:51 AM 8/7/08
I know venetian blinds open upwards, but having this one open downward would probably be a good improvement...
Ybother
Maxxofor
Posted 2:09 AM 8/7/08
@itchytooth: ohhh for shame.. for shame.. (sulks off to a corner to ponder ramifactions of this astounding fashion faux pas)
Maxxofor
Sloth
Posted 4:40 AM 8/7/08
I can totally see this being sold at Lingerie shops....
Sloth
AlphaTeam
Posted 11:42 AM 8/7/08
I'd buy one for the novelty; I'd never actually wear it of course being a guy.
AlphaTeam