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Sega Hamster Is as Cute as the Real Thing, and It Doesn't Poop
Posted by Jesus Diaz at 9:00 PM on July 31, 2008
Continuing with its series of animal robots designed to entertain kids, tenderise adults, and more importantly, don't poop, Sega is going to start selling their Hamster robot in Japan this August. The 3.5-inch robot is fluffy, does cute cute cute things, and you only need to feed it four batteries. Hamsters everywhere, it's back to Burger King time for all of you furry things you. [Impress Robot Watch]
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Hectorvex
Posted 9:52 PM 31/7/08
Armageddon!
What a great idea. Robot Hamsters for your robot kids. That'll teach them a lot about caring for a living animal. Awh, it's dead. Shove some fresh batteries up it's ass! Hey, it's alive again! Sweet!
Hectorvex
Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy
Posted 9:49 PM 31/7/08
No Richard Gere jokes yet? Wow, people must have woken up late.
Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy
unspellable
Posted 9:40 PM 31/7/08
Oh good, it doesn't have a bowel for it to not have any control over.
Must simplify the programming.
unspellable
xpeak
Posted 9:36 PM 31/7/08
...used battery poop...
xpeak
Jon!
Posted 10:14 PM 31/7/08
That being said, I want one >_>
Jon!
Mooby
Posted 10:13 PM 31/7/08
@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy:
I was going to say that this thing will be a great accessory when they finish up the robotic Richard Gere.
Mooby
Hectorvex
Posted 10:11 PM 31/7/08
@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy:
Richard Gere: Ahhh!! They're burning through my colon!!
There? Happy?
Hectorvex
Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy
Posted 10:10 PM 31/7/08
@Jon!:
Scientist 1:So why did you design them with red LED's for eyes?
Scientist 2:I didn't. OMG, they're evolving! I have to...Ahhhhh!!!!
Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy
Jon!
Posted 10:01 PM 31/7/08
Haha I would love to see one of these cute little dudes turn evil and gather the rest of the hamsters to take over the Earth.
Jon!
strider_mt2k
Posted 10:01 PM 31/7/08
Richard Gere and a horse walk into a bar...
What?
strider_mt2k
Curves
Posted 9:56 PM 31/7/08
Please add to the list of things we dont need: Robotoc Rodents.
Unless they hunt, stun and kill real rodents.
Curves
FredicvsMaximvs
Posted 10:40 PM 31/7/08
@strider_mt2k: ...you'd think the horse would have seen it, after RG went "clunk!"
Howzat?
FredicvsMaximvs
keepr
Posted 11:07 PM 31/7/08
Wow, who wrote this crap?
keepr
92BuickLeSabre
Posted 11:00 PM 31/7/08
That is one impressive hand model.
92BuickLeSabre
SkyLab
Posted 11:19 PM 31/7/08
Do you still have to wrap it in duct tape before you f*&% it?
SkyLab
nincompoop
Posted 11:19 PM 31/7/08
I bet the Pet Shop Boys are excited!
nincompoop
Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy
Posted 12:29 AM 1/8/08
I'm gonna name mine Lemmiwinks.
+ Watch video
Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy
logruszed
Posted 2:39 AM 1/8/08
Blarney Cock is coming for his hamster!
logruszed
Sticky230
Posted 3:10 AM 1/8/08
Food of the Gods Y2K edition.
Sticky230
ackthbbft
Posted 3:51 AM 1/8/08
Skynet is getting sneakier with this latest line of Terminators.
ackthbbft
Ariel_Wollinger
Posted 4:27 AM 1/8/08
I can't understand the Richard Gere thing... Can someone explain?
Ariel_Wollinger
TheDeadPuppet
Posted 5:09 AM 1/8/08
Great. Now that this is out I have NO excuse for NOT getting my renfaire barbarian costume together. This would just make it.
GO FOR THE EYES BOO!!!
BUTT KICKING FOR GOODNESS!!!
TheDeadPuppet
Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy
Posted 5:44 AM 1/8/08
@Ariel_Wollinger:
[www.snopes.com]
[urbanlegends.about.com]
Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy
AdmNaismith
Posted 6:39 AM 1/8/08
This is probably better than the real thing.
Hamsters make terrible pets:
They are high-strung, they sleep all day, spend the night rattling their cage trying to escape, and don't like being handled.
If you want a small pet that you don't interact much with beyond feeding, a Hamster is for you.
Rats make much better pets because they LOVE being handled and interacted with.
AdmNaismith
HJTravels
Posted 11:59 PM 1/8/08
What I want to know is that if you hold it too hard, do the led looking eyes look like they're going to pop out?
HJTravels