If you wanna get some brew im down to pay the price
so we better get some Guinness cuz I don't fuck with natty ice
and some shit that is so chronic we can smoke the fatty twice
wouldn't that be nice if my rhymes were mad precise
if they were tighter than a vice and as random as the dice?
Sweeter than a slice of life devoid of pain and strife
But I'll never bust out rhymes again because im hella white.

nutbastard

@Anomynoose: I'll be more than relieved when you arrive to posthumoucity.

When children were little and peed in the potty their uncle was bitter and his mattress was salty.

Master master send me roses...

Valicious

@Valicious: your freestyle skills are very sad, by the way. you only managed to rhyme those last two verses. let a master show you how it's done.

yo yo yo
giz rhymes with jizz rhymes with biz rhymes with his and fizz but not refrigerator
yeaaaaaa boiiiiiiiii
uh uh

Anomynoose

@Valicious: dude, stop cockblocking me. i am totally going to get it on with this chica. women can't resist picturing hillary clinton naked.

P.S. i am totally kidding. if you read this and think i'm being serious, don't hate me. i love, you mrs. clinton. i love you and your hips that are wider than your shoulder and the fact that you have somehow disappeared since losing the nomination.

Anomynoose

@Anomynoose: Don't plug her bellybutton , teabag her nipples fool.

I'll record one to call me on the other phone from my mobile and keep it near the teapot to know when it's time; teabags will be big.

Valicious

@Anomynoose: Being a pseudo psycho drug dealer helps publicity.
I'd rather wave physics, are quarks waving at you?
"Now and again" is a K-hole.
She said your allegory is far too blunt
I said this ain't no laboratory, don't Bogart D joint you cunt.

Tick tick tick tick, ow
Wind it up now!

Valicious

@HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!: what? not hip? is it because i wear tighty whiteys under my boxers? because i am secretly scared that one day hillary rodham clinton will come to my house and strip naked only to reveal that she has a body that looks exactly like a cereal box made out of melted oatmeal? and that she will try to take my hand and force me to plug her bellybutton?

Anomynoose

@Anomynoose: this is why you are not considered hip.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

@ps61318: "I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

@Valicious: i'll bore you eventually. i will start talking about my love for quarks and particle physics in general and will bust into psuedo psycho freestyle every now and again and you'll be changing your tune.

Anomynoose

@Anomynoose: Won't yet yawn for you, tragically.

Valicious

@Anomynoose: You know he's Israeli, right?

Just the same, I wish they had this for the 700P. And this phone on the Palm platform period.

ps61318

@The_Gas_Man: Haha

pdditty

One caveat is that you'll need to have the TREO800w-1.03-SPNT as your current "Software Version" under your About screen, so if you don't, you'll have to update to that first.

The_Gas_Man

To clarify, though this may be the first time Palm has actually enabled the Bluetooth headset microphone for use with voice dialing, it has long supported voice dialing. You just had to keep the phone somewhat close by. Still, as a Palm fan frustrated by silly exclusions of simple functionality, this is great news.

"What's the point of using your Bluetooth headset in the car for safety reasons when you have to look down at your phone to dial anyway?"

Please direct this question towards Cupertino...along with one about A2DP and, well, just about any Bluetooth profile other than headset.

ptyork

@Valicious: yo son, they ain't no "ditty" forealzio. we be on da straight breakbeat joints like kool herc, knaw mean?

*drops into six-step to freeze to pose making gangsta face, girls immediately start to swoon*

Anomynoose

@Anomynoose: I 2ND THAT!!!!! ABOUT FRIGGEN TIME!!!!!!!!

CountryDevil

@Anomynoose: Well you could'a record'a breakdance ditty for each number you'd like to dial attaching the earpiece to the shoepiece.

Valicious

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! MY EXCITEMENT CAN ONLY BE EXPRESSED THROUGH USE OF CAPS LOCK AND EXCESSIVE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!! AND BREAKDANCING!!!!

Anomynoose

I question the general assumption that this blogger holds a drivers license. The thing about using a headset is that you can have both your arms free to control the car.

AntheaBabages

@Anomynoose: If you wre talking about me...you were getting NOWHERE lol.

@nutbastard: We can only hope that last sentence is true.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!