@ninjagin: So you make an off topic comment about off topic comments because you despise off topic comments so much? Talk about fucking annoying...

Oh, and to answer your question: Yes, you are the only one.

Mr.SithNinja

@ninjagin: You're not alone. You can put my name on your list mate.

reckless_inoz

@ninjagin: I will pray for your speedy recovery....

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. After all, one knows one's weak points so well, that it's rather bewildering to have the critics overlook them and invent others.

Cordfucious

Cordfucious

@ninjagin:

no, im sure others find it annoying as well. on the other hand, I don't really give a rats ass.

nutbastard

Am I the only one that's getting tired of the Gizmodo-comments-as-the-nutbastard-carmen-offtopic-chat-client? Not cute. Fucking annoying.

ninjagin

@Carmen-I'M NOT ASIAN!: @nutbastard:

(in best singing voice) Carmen and nutbastard sitting in a tree....

Aww you guys are so cute! ;-)

Mr.SithNinja

@nutbastard: I don't know, you don't pay me very much attention in the first place so shit... probably playing with your butt.

Carmen-I'M NOT ASIAN!

@Carmen-I'M NOT ASIAN!:

if i have no life, then wtf am i doing when im not paying attention to you? pwnd.

nutbastard

@Mrbungleface: He has no life and neglects his girlfriend...that's why :)

Carmen-I'M NOT ASIAN!

It would be nice if they came out with some for the psp.

notwhoyouthink

@Mrbungleface:

damn straight.

nutbastard

@nutbastard:

no joke.... nutbastard knows everything and it doesnt even take him any effort at all to just figure shit out if he dont lol...... whats up with that... hes like that in real life too

Mrbungleface

@dannydutton:

"it would take some one longer to move from center to the edge"

no it just takes more distance - and having some nice software here (and some spare time) i can tell you that the additional distance for a 1mm height increase from center to edge is on the order of .3mm. i highly doubt any measurable decrease in speed can be observed due to the addition of a millimeter or two of height.

nutbastard

@dannydutton: Seriously? That's the best flaw you can find? What about the FACT that this uses no USB power or LED lights?!? Now THATS a deal breaker.

Sorry - but I just don't think the extra mm of space there is going to make a difference. Or at least, a real difference.

tek_nic

I saw some fluorescent green ones with some funky design on 'em for sale at the GameStop down in my town. Wouldn't exactly match anything but hey, it's not black.

SuperCollider

i cant wait to get one for zuma....

Liltrix

not bad at all... great for tiger woods golf.

urbanturban666

I guess these are good for grip but what about reaction time. it would take some one longer to move from center to the edge as the arc from the thumbstick end in the center to the edge would be longer also.
imo, this is crap

dannydutton

...all about the nubbs, dude...

ps61318

@ps61318: turn em inside out and its nubbs for your pleasure...

Cordfucious

Clearly the markers of the French tickler will be filing for breach of patent.

TheAdAgency

These would be good for the stupid Beijing Olympics 2008 game. Man I hate that game.

dashexpress

Aren't the analog sticks for the 360 dark gray? Frankly I think this would be a nice touch to the controller.

daftrok

Aw, little joystick condoms! With nubbins for her pleasure! Very nice.

ps61318

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog:
Take it all on chair
Get yourself together
Mothers in a lawn chair
Electric come to get in
Verbal litigation
Out of the Races and Onto the Tracks
Punishment in higher places
People they are weird
And people they act strange
Get yourself together
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

Valicious

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: HOLY CRAP I THINK I JUST PEED A LITTLE! Hilariously off topic! You sir are an artist!

Mr.SithNinja

@Mr.SithNinja: why are you nutbastard sitting in a tree? In a trunk with a bong I envision.

Less liked thee the grip on my Dreamcast than the grip on my Cube but they're temporary illegal to sell.

Valicious

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: oh hells yes!

Carmen-I'M NOT ASIAN!

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

@Mr.SithNinja: SIR?! ITS A WOMAN
a very beautiful woman.

Carmen-I'M NOT ASIAN!

Oh, sun drenched French girls wont relate to
A frozen girl from the northern state
Dreamin about happy babies kicking ladies in the metro now

And the mirrors wont sing back to..
Chopping your air or you're choppin the line
But you lap that up and laugh back up and smile

Whoo! Alright, lets fall apart and the clock starts here and now
Tick tick tick tick tick tick, ow!

She said your allegory is far too blunt
I said this aint no laboratory, you're the cunt
She said I'm punching the distance, it doesnt rhyme
Or resonate brilliance in its time
But is it lyrical genius or crap rock poetry?
I say the linear drums more sin Patti Smith than me

Maybe the reason we're so uninspired
Cos we're hours late and the bodies are tired,
I think everybody here can agree
That the party aint wank cos the booze is free
No, free spirits aint setting no one's spirit free

Yeah, uh huh, I'm fallin apart and the clock starts here and now
Tick tick tick tick, ow
Wind it up now!

I used to think life's a bitter pill but its a grand old time

Valicious

@ninjagin: it's definitely annoying and i wish gizmodo would pay more attention to what's going on in the comments. take it to IM, people.

ithcy

Damn, if only this thing had been around in the N64 days... That stick really coulda used this.

Nintenboy01

@ithcy: oh please cut the bullshit. It BARELY happens anymore. Even gizmodo has said it's okay as long as it's not a huge common issue. Get the fuck over yourself.

LONG LIVE VIDEO GAMES!

Carmen-I'M NOT ASIAN!

@Valicious: @Valicious: @shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: Cool! Sing-along time!

SomeoneUKno

@Carmen turns 19 in 5 days!!!: Guess what? It becomes a "huge common issue" if people complain about it. Go the fuck back to the mall and take your internet lech with you.

ithcy

"A strange sensaion" :D I guess it felt like a bunch of nipples! :D

DaSmith

"Now if only you could buy them in a color other than black to match the 360 controller... "

Red rings would do fine.

Chef

Better than the last set of caps that were featured here on gizmodo. Those were $10 each!

lordargent

@ps61318: Best Post Ever imo.

VSorceress