The scientists at CERN’s Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland have decided to delay the ignition of the massive particle accelerator. The LHC countdown now shows 30 more days, so you can enjoy July to its full potential. In case you don’t know what a Large Hadron Collider is, it’s the thingamajig that is supposed to find the Force that binds all things or–according to some morons–was supposed to kill us all yesterday. Wait, hold on a moment here. Maybe they activated it. Maybe the first collision created a white hole that sucked the whole Universe in, and we got back in time.
The scientists at CERN’s Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland have decided to delay the ignition of the massive particle accelerator. The LHC countdown now shows 30 more days, so you can enjoy July to its full potential. In case you don’t know what a Large Hadron Collider is, it’s the thingamajig that is supposed to find the Force that binds all things or–according to some morons–was supposed to kill us all yesterday. Wait, hold on a moment here. Maybe they activated it. Maybe the first collision created a white hole that sucked the whole Universe in, and we got back in time. [LHC Countdown -- Thanks Beau for the tip and idea]

















Butterfly
Thursday, July 10, 2008 at 4:56 AMPosted by Gizmodo US Edition at 9:15 PM on July 8, 2008
Wait, hold on a moment here. Maybe they activated it.
Yes what about 08.08.2008 that is one month today!
And the start of The Olympic Games…….
”to find the Force that binds all things”
I don’t know what they are doing…but it does not feel good.
Take Care
Butterfly
Michael Noonan
Friday, July 11, 2008 at 7:15 PMThree score and ten years ago Albert Einstein tried to tell the scientists of the day that event horizons were wormholes. Likewise in times since others have tried that matter namely the proton is a stable wormhole. It changes not a jot what matter does just what matter is. It is not until one starts blasting holes in creation with the machine gun action of a particle accelerator is it realized the target for destruction is easier to hit than first thought.
The latest delay to firing the doomsday machine is the cross section of the target to hit is bigger than expected. With matter connected in structure in time from end to end in the universe that is exactly as it should be. The result could be an eternity of burning everything that has ever existed.
Particularly if the universe is shaped like a doughnut because it unravels at the point of puncture and burns all time past back to the beginning of eternity, how is that for uncertainty principle. Still want to go ahead?
Demondoppel
Friday, August 8, 2008 at 1:53 AMMichael Noonan: Your thoughts are good. I don’t think we are heading for universal cataclysm though. I am sure God has many safeguards.
But as far as the Earth is concerned, we could be in for grave consequences.
I know that many will scoff at the idea of crop circles.
And yet it is crop circles which have been talking about CERN’s experiment for 20 years!
Figure that one out??!?! I looked at one the other day, and low and behold, it talked about a containment failure in the Atlas detector!
Armageddon anyone? It looks to be that way.
Anyone who thinks the same way, prepare. All those who scoff us who say CERN is about to piss God off and then we get bitten in the ass for it…well you have been amrked with the ‘beast’.
Oh btw, the CERN logo has ’666′ embedded into it. The beast is the blackhole they are going to unleash on this poor world. Those marked with the beast, are those who serve CERN.
Godbless.
Butterfly
Sunday, August 10, 2008 at 12:07 AMThere is a update
http://press.web.cern.ch/press/PressReleases/Releases2008/PR06.08E.html
Take care