I just popped in to say absolutely nothing of value...

hardenstuhl

he might be good at guitar, but he is a loser... "that's enough, john mayer." gotta love family guy

Sticky230

I would not say he's cheating... What's wrong with going both ways...

sfokevin

I don't know if he's cheating on Apple... notice the guitar in the screen.. it's JUST like the one in Garageband's icon..

does that mean something..?

Den-O

Honestly, I don't have a problem with John Mayer. He's funny and his music is good. I say its good because he sells out stadiums and I have actually heard a few of his songs. Your usually successful when a lot of people by your shit and just as many whine and talk shit. Not to mention he's rich, runs through supermodels, and gets tons of free tech.

He's just living the dream. Way to go John. Don't hesitate to toss me a free Blackberry Bold.

spimoles

ahahaha... I saw this in my mailbox, and laughed my ass off, knowing it would be on the Giz shortly

fudged71

W-W-WHAT? Oh. Em. Eff. Gee.

No blind allegiance to a brand/corporation? THE HORROR, GIZMODO, THE HORROR.

Captain Bringdown

John Mayer is a good guitar player

paul

Im more interested in the two-rock amp he's playing. Those are killer!

pir8matt

John Mayer here,

I've no talent. Those infatuated with my image are serially r-tards. I am what you call a 'college-douche-with-a-guitar', for I learned to strum a few chords in order to attract womynz, who dote upon me as if I were a first rate musician who is both deep and talented. It comes down to the fact that many womynz are total suckers, thank God. At any rate, I'm loving this new Vaio. Not only does it look like my Air, but it has an optical drive too! Now, if only I knew what an optical drive was. I'm sure the fact that something like that exists is important to my livelihood ... but I just have no idea. Oh well. I'm loaded and famous.

Anyway, I've said too much.

John Mayer

MastaFalse

I don't think they can even invent a pill that would cause me to care what computer he uses. He's out on a mountain with things that use electricity, but there isn't any.

Hello_Newman

Hey John Mayer here,

Just wanna let you know that I am Tech Agnostic for a price.

Yours,
JM

P.S. You only like me a little bit because I was on Chappelle Show.

oo0EveryoneElseWasDoingIt0oo

What this is Blasphemy Giz!! Blasphemy!!!!

Playstation

@daftrok: That would be LSD... L-S-D

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

God I must be on PCP cuz I see text blinking...

daftrok

John Mayer here,

I'm John Mayer. Yes, I'm the real Mayer. All you other John Mayers are just imitating. So! Will the real John Mayer please stand up? Please stand up. Please. Stand up.

Yours,
John Mayer

P.S.
*stands up*

Griffehpoo

John Mayer here,

I'm getting a little sick and tired of people pretending they're John Mayer, and writing humorous comments under my name.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

Dear ravedown:

Heeeey-Oooooh!

Yours,
John Mayer

92BuickLeSabre

Oh well another American screwing the country over.

mrsalty

Hi, John Mayer here.

Just thought I'd let you guys know that I'm not "cheating on Apple".

Sony is just... a good listener.

Collins1

you're both right, she's good to go, but it'll cost ya$$$! (dont worry john, i wont tell jen.)

ravedown

Dear shamoononon:

John Mayer! Back again! (Did you miss me?)

Anyway, I just stopped by to let you know that ravedown's mom is most certainly not played out. Anything but(t)!

(Seriously...tons of play left in that one!)

Yours,
John Mayer

92BuickLeSabre

@ravedown: So is your mom

::runs away::

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

this thread is as played out as john mayers' music.

ravedown

Dear shamoononon:

John Mayer here.

Maybe though, right?

Yours,
John Mayer

92BuickLeSabre

@92BuickLeSabre: No you won't.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

Follow the money. He's a smart guy.

CutePuppyz

John Mayer...back again!

I just thought of a little joke you all might enjoy.

Q: What do you call a douchebag with a shiiiiitload of money; who does exactly what he wants every day; has sex with whomever he wants; is best friends with James Blake; is so self-aware of his douchiness that he is unnaturally immune from criticism; and has two thumbs?

A: This Guy!!!

Love you all! See you at my next show!

John Mayer

92BuickLeSabre

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: Don't worry, knowing about a rock star (?) solely from reading about him on wikipedia shouldn't have any awesomeness deteriorating effects. If, however, you start to notice unpleasant side-effects from your John Mayer knowledge, you may be able to undo the damage with controlled memory deletion, through the application of high doses of alcohol directly to your brain. Preferably, but not necessarily, Steel Reserve.

itchytooth

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: Ah! Touche!

takashimiike 3G edition

@OMG! Blink Tags!: I hate you for that

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

@ferrdidly: And, he bagged a lot of douche.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

So there is a chance that we will see him promoting dell soon?

Ps
I don't even know who that guy is actually.

Mike918

One last bit about me before I have to fly,

You might remember me from such cameo roles as: the musician on The Chappelle Show where I played white and black people music, it was all very funny and tastefully done.

SeattleTed

John Mayer here... again.

Did I mention that my VAIO is lavender. Jen likes lavender. I like Jen. I call her Jen. She's Jennifer Aniston. She played Rachel on Friends. And I get to have sex with her. Suck on that, Ross.

Anyhoo... I'm going to get going. Products to sell, money to spend and all that jazz.

You all keep on keepin' on.

John Mayer

p.s.

horny penis

Gotta love the blink. Stay sexy.

OMG! Blink Tags!

@daftrok: So do you think the Vaios are awesome or the Air is awesome? Cuz you could say that the Air is not very sucky and therefore the Vaio is not very awesome. Haha, i'm just kidding, the new Vaios look sweet. If I didn't have a Macbook, I'd definitely buy a Vaio.

ezman

Mayer is a sellout douche bag

ferrdidly

John Mayer, still here.

I forgot to mention before, but once I switched over to the Blackberry Bold from the iPhone, I noticed all of my Mac products started hittin' the fritz, as the kids say. It was mailbox, open mailbox!

I tried to send more bug reports, but all I got back in return was an AAC file that sounded suspiciously like Nelson from The Simpsons.

But the real turning point was after the release of MobileMe. When I first got my account I, of course, assumed it was referring to Me. But then I discovered it meant "Me" generally. As in everyone. As in all of you too. Including Jennifer Aniston and Perez Hilton. And trust Me, I've shared enough of Me with both of them already! It was time to bring the hammer down if you know what I mean!

Yours,

John Mayer.

p.s. The hammer is my penis.

92BuickLeSabre

John Mayer here,

You tricks didn't have my money or fix my problems when I told you to so I'm cuttin' you off!

Sincerely,
John Mayer

Joseph

@itchytooth: I just read on wiki about him, I want to be awesome instead. Oh the mistakes I've made.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

@OMG! Pirates!: *Yours (for a price)

itchytooth

Is it just me or does it really bother you when you don't know where the amplifiers are plugged in. I understand it's only an ad....but for christ's sake (and mine) lets see a huge generator to atleast make it plausible.

Jimbuck

The new VAIOs or the new Thinkpads? Hmmmm.....

OGHowie

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: I think he's the president of Enron or one of the other nautical aerospace companies. Word is he's in charge of building the new moon landing set.

mhlaxp

John Mayer here.

Just thought I'd tell you guys that whoever pays me dough and gives me free stuff, that's who I go with. Apple's just a corporation. I'm sure Steve will understand.

Yours,

John Mayer.

OMG! Blink Tags!

it's that damn jennifer anniston influence (shakes fist) why do think brad pitt split on her?! mayer's so p-whipped (pssh-crack!)

ravedown

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: That actually means you are really awesome.

itchytooth

Want to hear something really sad? Well, I'll tell you anyhow. I have no idea what John Mayer does other than I had a slight memory of hearing that he sung something. I'm lame.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

He's merely cross pollinating. See the little bits of yellow pollen stuck to his jeans?

itchytooth

Well, if he isnt cheating, he should. New Vaios are the hotness. Internal optical drives FTW!!!

But yeah, sony does this sort of ad placement cross-pollination all the time. Ever looked at the electronics in Casino Royale?

bobeotm

As much as I have never really liked him, the fact is he's more than cool enough to get by without owning a single Apple product.

I, on the other hand, am not cool enough to use Apple products. In other words, I can't use them because they're cool. Technically this should make me cool again, except that my thinking that automatically drops me back down the cool scale. It's all very scientific.

mhlaxp

Well first off the new Sony Vaio laptops are as awesome as the Macbook Air sucks...so...yeah...

daftrok

@hardenstuhl: don't we all?

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

Just coming in to say that he made the right choice, those new sony laptops are much nicer than the Apple ones available at the moment.

jkh13

The obsession with john mayer on this website is a little weird. And anyone saying he has no talent and "learnt how to play a few chords" is an ignorant idiot, he's one of the best guitar players of his generation which is exactly why he's played with buddy guy, eric clapton, bb king, double trouble, herbie hancock.. the list could go on.

Get over yourselves, pop musicians can be talented.

aardvarked

Come on guys. We all know that John M. made the switch because of that orgasmic textured touchpad on the Vaio.

mmmm... texture.

gniklats

so, as a sony bmg contractually obligated individual, how is it he could ever cheat on apple? would't it be the other way around? his use of an apple product should give sony all the incentive they need to lock him in the basement, tie him up and tickle-torture him for a few years...or at least stop him from making music.

stupidjerk

This Viao is my wonderland

atuck

This just proves that no one computer company can keep John Mayer chained...he's just not a one laptop man.

bobx3

Does anyone really care?

How is this article worthy?

KLanD

well isn't he just a notebook whore.

shift_nismo

What the fuck does "cheated on Apple" mean? Are John Mayer and Steve Jobs fuckin' married? I guess no is the answer... Then what the fuck, man? Giz is sometimes really pissing me off with their fanboyism. It's just not professional, Giz, just not professional.

DaSmith

uh..who really cares what he's using? i sure as hell don't.

what's next? let's report on what kind of insulin injector BB King uses uses. and then we can discuss the laser technology Cher uses to get a brazillian. maybe after that we can talk about what kind of digital tampon applicator paris hilton just got encrusted with diamonds.

the_goat

He's not only cheating on Apple... But Fender, as well. Looks like he's playing a Gibson on that hilltop.

Figures, he gets all romantic with Sony and Gibson while his Fender and Apple sit at home worrying about him.

Seriously, though, I can't wait to see him in August in Dallas.

Vedder818