We were setting up our wireless router in this our new house when we made a startling realisation. Our wireless hotspot doesn’t need to be limited to boring names like LinksysN or 2Wire1969, they can be messages to our neighbours that they see every time they connect to their router. Here are some that our crack team of jerks have come up with.
• YourDaughterIsAWhore
• KeepThatNoiseDown
• ThosePeopleIn1583LookLikeTerrorists
• ThatLawnChairIsSoAwful
• YourWifeCheats
• FreePornography
• IHaveYourMail
• IPoisonedYourDog
• IPoisonedYourKid
• YourPriusSucks
• GetYourOwnDSLCheapskate
• MyNetworkIsLockedJackass
• ISawYouNaked
We’re sure you can think of much better ones.
Beau
Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 8:35 AMKeepYourCarOffMyGrass
Adam Parker
Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 9:25 AMInstallVirus.exe
Boxheadman
Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 9:47 AMsomeone in my block of flats has ‘WantMyInternet?LetsNegotiate. Jackass.
maddogeco
Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 9:49 AMi installed a wireless network for my folks on the weekend i thought about doing something like this but it would b useless because nobody lives within 38kms of them. so…
AreYouLost
bigk
Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 10:29 AMPogue Ma Hone (mean Kiss My Ar$s in Gaelic)
Midda
Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 10:51 AMI decided to name mine something non-nonsensical. I went with ‘HMAS Batman’
Allan
Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 12:38 PMSo many too choose from … but I guess I’ll add my two cents. I called mine “FreePorn”. Not as offensive as some listed here, but I hoped I’d get a bite from a WLAN trawler.
Mr. Crash
Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 3:06 PMmine is:
TheCrackDealerMovedAcrossTheRoad
You see I get a kick back on everyone who says they were referred by my wireless network… Or not.
Alex
Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 3:26 PMNo shit, i just checked my neighbour’s SSID and it’s Getoffmylawn. Gonna change mine to IReadGizmodo.
Jaye Gallagher
Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 3:46 PMTee hee. I’ve been doing this for years with “Evil LesbianArmyNetwork”.
Gab
Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 6:06 PMmine is “local_Sex-offender”
no ones found out its me yet, but there sure is alot less kids playing cricket on the road now /
Cam
Monday, March 1, 2010 at 11:31 AMDontEvenThinkAboutIt