ah, manhattan. here's 3 i've actually seen:

hitler's moustache
smelly cunt rag
dialup

fisherKing

LOLSecureNetworkLOL
ThatsTheSameShirtYouWore2DaysAgo
iamNOTwatchingyou
ByJoiningIAgreeToForfeitMySoul
RIAAFreeWiFi
IAgreeToAllTermsAndConditions

misterwho

Ipretendtousemywifibutireallystealyours!

Or is that just too lenghy?
@praevalesco: and wouldn't they know the difference between a wireless connection and a URL?

Itspeat!

LotsaSpyware

qbrad

IAlreadyMadeTheDonuts

jdw242b

IpOoInUrPiLlOw

ProtectedByNinjas

Mr.SithNinja

@kadaj_sama

ICUPNonMaLawn

jdw242b

GrammarNazi

Selcouth14

My network is "Jacking On"

Our neighbour's is "Fuck off"

tuckertuck

TFSU
PantsThisBeeoch
JesusFlute
WitnessProtection03
JihadJihadJihad
THX1138

hakubak

One of my neighbors named their wifi "We're having a lemon party!" and I don't know who it is.

mhlaxp

Iwatchwhileyoumakesexy

praevalesco

j00Z |-|4\/3 b33|\| |-|4><0r3D

Startled me a little when I saw that once. I said WTF!??? Then realized the joke.

I actually named mine "Hammertime".....guess the neighbors thought that was amusing because the old linksys soon became "livingonaprayer" lol.

reubencox

Oh also, there's one near me called "Cambodian Breastmilk"

DestroyerMTL

RepublicansLikeYouSuck

hiimcliff

Iwatchwhileyousleep.

DestroyerMTL

FreeHiFi
LoadingConnection
LookingUpConnection
CheckingWiFiSecurity
WindowsCouldNotReachThisNetwork
TryAgainLater
VirusFound
PleaseRestartYourPCForThisNetworkToWork
ScanningWirelessConnections
DecodingSSID
SSIDNotAvailable
YorPCHasJustBeenInfected
WiFiIsShutingdown
AnalyzinNetworkForViruses
YourNetworkAdapterIsNotCompatibleWithThisNetwork

and so many others.

arekkusu82

I am sick of seeing phishers with computer-to-computer networks set up in airports named "Internet Oasis - FREE" and "Free Public Wi-fi".

Yeah, yeah, yeah... If you're dumb enough to connect... No. Unacceptable.

someToast

Mine rotate between Crips_own_Stevely, BPS_is Gay, Crip_for_life and Apt_9_sells_drugs. My neighborhood is full of Blood gang members, so I harass them electronically as much as possible.

cubensis

@Sargasm: Pimps never retired, they just get better whores.

praevalesco

FreeAbortions
YouAreNowOnYouPorn.com
TitsOrGTFO
YouSmellLikeAnInnerTubeFullofAss
IFlushWhenYouAreintheShower
IPeeinYourLaundry
IHaveSeenBothofYourChildrenMasturbate
ReadingRainbowIsNotPorn
SnuffFilmInProgress
IPutMyDinkinYourMailSlot
CleanYourWindowsICannotSeeYou

benjello

My neighbor's is called Pimptastic. All the people who live around me are retired.

Sargasm

I can't say why, but I always use:
JeffTheGodofBiscuits

SomeAudioGuy

IDrinkYourMilkshake

HeartBurnKid

I know it's childish, but I had a neighbor who was using my wireless (with my permission), and when he became a complete douche, I changed the WEP key to lock him out and then changed the SSID to 'EatShit'. I think he got the point.

webbehr

@atuck: Well she clearly was a whore as Gizmodo said. :P

praevalesco

@praevalesco:
yes. far too much. Date rape? Good one buddy.

atuck

IfYouTryToStealMaWebsUHavEmotnalProblms...most of the wifi signals in here are like..Dont_Steal_You_Pussy..something like that.

Mike918

A spikey-haired friend of mine's neighbors set theirs to: "SpikeyHairedNeighborIsGay". We laughed.

jrronimo

DEASPY

jcrockerman

FBI surveillance local 151

BiZarRroBALlmeR

Virus.exe

G2GdoB2B

@VideoVampire: +10 Big Trouble in Little China, PorkChop Express.

DustyButt

What i do when my neighbors use my wifi is, because i use a mac and so do they, i screenshare (aka remote desktop) and i delete important folders and documents, one time they kept using my wifi after i confronted them about it, so i installed boot camp on there computer, using screen sharing and gave them like 500mb of free space left on there leopard partition.

HawkSkater0

I.C.U.P. would be a good one.

kadaj_sama

The key is actually to jump on to one of your neighbors unsecured AP's check their browsing history on their non-password protected C$ and rename your access point to the last "no one should know" p0rn site... something like....

IKnowYouBrowseHotDicks.com

praevalesco

imlookingatyourightnow

vinchbr

CockBlocked

ThisWifiWasFreeYesterday

HotFemalesGoToD105forFreePipe

I would never use those names, but they would be funny to see out there while browsing wireless networks... ok maybe just mildly amusing...

NagChampa

someone's WiFi was a little too near me and kept interfering with my signals and was totally open...so, it got changed to
Eek! A Penis Eeek! (I had just watched that episode)

I also changed their channel, removed their connection to their ISP and some other surprises >:) I'm a bastard, I know. But when you live in a crowded apartment building across the street from another crowded apartment building and 90% of the wifi networks you see are G networks spamming channel 6, you'd get a little frustrated too

arras

Depending on where you live, ChristianFriendlyInternet will probably keep moochers off yer damn wifi. It works here on the left coast anyway.

aseriesoftubes

My SSID was 'motherfucker' for quite some time.. I wasn't really trying to harass the neighbors, I just thought it was kind of funny because I'm occasionally immature like that.

I never got a complaint, but now that I think about it I could totally envision some angry mother looking for whose wireless is called "motherfucker" because she's afraid her little kid might see it on the computer.

honestbleeps

Yourwifesbigpenis

VIRUSCLICKHEREVIRUS

GLORYHOLE

HawkSkater0

Mine is 'Virus_Trojanhorse_spam'

I don't even need to password protect it now.

modegizmo

@praevalesco: Probably

Sottren

Ifoundthefolderyouwerehidingfromyourwifeandputitonyourdesktop

GeekyNerdGuy

I actually prefer Idaterapedyourdaughter.... too much? :P

praevalesco

Mine's called "Deathcamp", just to intimidate my neighbors.

glass

@.apostle.:

Im thinking the Ban hammer was swift and lethal with that guy since the original post is gone. From the reply I judge it was justifiable homicide.

MorganRW

1cup2girls

fejs

mine is 'ItsLikeIToldMyLastWifeISaysINeverDriveFasterThanICanSeeAndBesideThatItsAllInTheReflexes'

VideoVampire

One of my neighbors has "Stop Stealing My Shit!!!"

I'm still stealing it.

mjmahon

@Ron21: you can download some software that will pick up those hidden SSID

pdditty

@Ron21:

I have a broken router that I use as a decoy. My working router is not boradcasting an ssid.

MorganRW

I just name it FreeWiFi.

And my Wi-Fi is open, no security whatsoever.
If I have unlimited traffic of course I'll share it!

Sottren

NAMBLAnet and SexOffenderNo443842 is a great way to keep annoying kids from running around your neighborhood.

anonymousryan

hitlercreatedthessid

Captain Nobody

I have mine set to C4k3 i5 1i3

However because most of my neighbors don't know how to get into, much less secure their routers I've locked them out, and make it FreeDSL4All. Poor bastards, its been like this for a year and a half.

Cheers
Cameron

CTJoyce

That is hilarious! I've been doing this for years. My current wireless name is:

NaughtyNips

JEmlay

ThisIsNotTheChildPornYoureLookingFor

Z4N5H1N

IWatchYourDaughterAtNight.

Simpsons-Movie-ruled

mine is my website address

kush

iWatchYouWhenYoureSleeping

budash2

Apt[insert]StealsMyWiFiToViewIllegalPornConstantly

DustyButt

Mine was TromboneHit but nobody got it, not even me. I'm thinking: Splitmywifichargefor5dollarsamonth.seeapartment11

mach1andy

Why would anyone broadcast their SSID anyway?

Ron21

nycvirus

MrBlahBlah

Wow, after that banhammer warning the other day, this thread is kinda like installing an electric fence, then telling the kids to go take a leak on it and see what happens...could be great fun, could be their last attempt at fun on the way out...kind of a toss up.

Kaspir

ILoveYourWebCam

BonoBGood

my network name is 4chondotcom. that keeps most people away.

likefry_likefry

igaveyourmomAIDS

Macerton08

mine is iamapedophile and now everyone in my building looks at me funny. :D

bdk185

@bookmark: HAHA. That one is my favorite.

Simpsons-Movie-ruled

THis doesn't work so will when you only have one neighbor within wifi distance... They'll kinda know whose screwing with them.

homerjay

ok, maybe not:

NudgeNudgeWiFiHotSpot
YourWifeIsSheAGoer
CandidPhotographyWiFi
WinkWinkGrinGrinSayNoMORE

jdw242b

freesexforlosers

Amiash is Walking

YourBoobJobisTerrible

I would offend everyone on my street. I reside in Orange County CA the second greatest consumer of silicon. :)

MorganRW

tellurwifetostopcomingover

bookmark

PissOffWiFiThief
GoAwaySpammerAss
DownForService (fun to watch leechers on this one)
IMolestedYourMoose

I'm done

jdw242b

My neighbor has "YOU ARE NOW INFECTED WITH VIRUS" as his hotspot name.

Yes, in all caps.

XPav

YourHusbandLikesItFromBehind?

Simpsons-Movie-ruled

@vertigo: hahaha... "YourMomsHotSpot" is my favorite

Andrew

bostonsucks

mattblatz

@nutbastard: It's pretty easy to do with something like chillispot for dd-wrt router firmware.

"getoffmydamnwireless" is the modern day equivalant of "YOU DARN KIDS! GET OFF MAH LAWN!"

lpranal

@.apostle.:

Comment thread edited! Banhammer squish!

LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M

skullfukrz

That is what one of my friends calls his.

spectator101

- YourDogWasTasty
- YourSonLooksLikeTheMailMan

pipper

WhitePanelVanAcrossTheStreet

ImInYourAttic

hakubak

@nutbastard: Probably something similar to the link below. Although im sure you could get it to redirect to a hosted site/page fairly easily. i think i would send them to a site that automatically infects their systems with spyware/viruses.

[www.ex-parrot.com]

bobojuice

WorseThenHerpes
HIVPositive
NAMBLA

LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M

I named my netgear router "linksys" figuring hackers will have no idea what is going on.

fastm3driver

looks like jkoppee missed the "clean up giz" post. didn't take long for him to be gone.

sangarts2

@Sikbug: I Film Youth Rough That Hole ... You've got issues.

DustyButt

@lostarchitect: kinda funny accept the fact they will never know the password you set it to and just reset the router

rasbill

thatsquiteabooty

prsiii

IHateYouAll is a goodie

silomunke

Impeach_The_President

rasbill

IHaveBetterThingsToDo?

chrstphr

how about:

freewififorall

but have the default page that comes up (like what happens at mcdonalds - how do they DO that??) say "ha ha just kidding go fuck yourself"

nutbastard

once i had some annoying neighbors with an unsecured network, so i set it up with a password and changed the name to "secureyournetwork". i'm kind of a jerk.

lostarchitect

thanksfortheCCinfo
thanksfortheCheckingAccount
MyInternetMyRulz
SomeLikeItFromBehind

ramman345

@PCLoadLetter: thatsnotdogpooinyouryard

imkeepingyourtools

cudthecrud

mine is HouseOfDemons.... and now I've noticed some of my neighbors have changed theirs- the funniest being FuckYouPilot= owned by a couple of flight attendants who live above me.

sangarts2

WeSpyOnYouAtNite
GizmodoDotCom
MyHotPocket
IStealYourMail
IStealYourGas

iModo

IStoppedStealingYourWIFIAndStartedFuckingYourWife

OtioseScandal

I named mine Jormungand... it's not really funny, I need to change it.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

Do a little snooping and give it a name that relates to them very personally. Like their Mom's full name or their social security number.

itchytooth

@future-proof: Only if the restaurant is called SilentH.

OtioseScandal

IWatchYouWhenYouSleep? I don't know.

I don't know. I do know when I'm at my friends apartment I always use the one named 'stayoffmyshit'. I think who ever owns it is an idiot in need of bandwidth theft. Encryption, encryption, encryption.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

MyDefaultPasswordIsAdmin

bobojuice

Ifilm.youthroughthathole

bwhahahah I'm so going to go home and change mine.

Sikbug

I live next to a restaurant and someone's ID is SilentHsucks...that's gotta piss the owners off.

future-proof

@bosskev: You jerk. Beat me to it.

OMG! Ponies!

YourWifesPantiesSmellLikeYogurt

DustyButt

Mine used to be called "Illinois State Police Department" as a lark.

PipeRifle

I pick up about 10-20 in my building and a lot of them are like 10f's sexy wifi and then there are follow ups 12 B's sexier wifi and so on.

Sikbug

Just to hopefully dissuade a person from casually trying to log onto my wireless system, my primary network is called "Spyware Gulch". I also have secondary nodes in the network called "Virusville", "Hackertown", "Trojan Valley" and "Worm City". Logging into my network is just like begging for a viral attack.

bosskev

woundfucker

eisnein

ThanksForFoldingTheLaundryILeftInTheDryerKindOfWeirdButThanksAnyway

itchytooth

I rotate my name depending on my mood. So far I've used "YourMomsHotSpot". "MoochDeezNuts" and am currently using "AreYouReallyThatCheap"

vertigo

@jkoppee:

...we're sorry, we were looking for NAGGERS..

.apostle.

some ideas:

DontWearSweatPantsInPublicPLZ
IStealYourNewsPapers
IMadeYourDaughterPrego

ihatethekids

YrNetflixQueueIsBoring

bone2000

IShitOnYourLawn

bobojuice

QuitStealinMyInternet

waveman216

This is excellent news that you are just figureing this out. Fantastic, then.

Mine is yourneighborbangschickens

Stacky Botrus

@jkoppee:

I wonder how the security "Tokens" would react to that name?

LUV2CattleCall

YourPriusSucks...brilliant!

It's also entertaining to login to un-secured networks (usually 192.168.1.1) and change their own network names to something better...then slap a password onto it!

LUV2CattleCall

MyWifiHasHerpes

tucker

"YourDaughterIsAWhore"

You guys have serious issues.

Husar

myBandwidthIsBiggerThatYourBandwidth

spader725

DontMessWithMyNet

John Prado

Iletmydogpooinyouryard

PCLoadLetter

mine is

"FREEINTERNETS"

haha
not original, i know.
but still makes me smile.

ihatethekids

iReadYourEmail

I_Sell_TVs

IhAx0R3dUrComputerAndFoundYourWifesPix

shenanigans61

k4Nth4x0rmyn3TW0rk

shenanigans61

PissOff
TheNeighborsPasswordIs##########
OnlyYouCanPreventWebTheft
128KbpsConnection
PleaseTryAgainLater
YourEmailIsFunny

bigwhitebear18

IHearYouAtNightAndYouSoundLameBecauseYourWifeYawns

shenanigans61

Mine is currently "Social Alcoholics"...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

NigerianPrince

Poon

RememberTheDogIYouHadThatIToldYouISawSomeJackassHit?ILied.

shenanigans61

Lol this thread is great. I just changed someone's ssid that use to be linksys to "YourWifeTakesItFromBehind" and changed mine to: "MyNetworkIsLockedJackass". I really am that bored...

Nik17

IWatchYouPoo

dapigu8

Currently it's "Astronomicon". But I like "LookBehindYou".

Shai

How about, I'moutSUCKAShaveagood4th!!!!

GeekyNerdGuy

IAmBehindYou
IAmWatchingYou

oat

After the neighbors fat lazy kid came over and asked 'why did you put a password on your WiFi? Can I get that from you?' I change my network name every few weeks...

ThisIsNotYourNetwork

HeyFatAssGoOutsideAndPlay

StopDownloadingGayPorn

GetAJobAndGetYourOwn

HeyLardButtYeahYou

itmustbeken

honeypot

pedalhound

@Terp4Life: agreed! and additionally MAC filtering does not secure your network!

bpapa9013

TheGSpot
IPissedOnYourLawn
Boner

cosmowayne

I live in a town-home community with over 20 SSID's visible. I used to not broadcast mine, but after a couple bad door dings in my parking lot, I've been using "ParkBetweenTheLinesJackass".

P.S. If you plan to change somebodies SSID, be sure to change your MAC address first.

Terp4Life

I used to live next to a frat house and those dumb shits had three different routers in the house and none of them were secured...

Anyway I ended up deciding to prank them after I caught one of them peeing on my car (he was so drunk he probably didn't even know he was peeing, so I didn't hold it against him personally). IIRC I wound up naming their three routers "[greek abbrv]s are all cum dumpsters", "[greek abbrv]: Doing one another in the butt since [founded date]" and "Call[their phone#]forahotgaycockfestivaldayornight".

I don't have a problem with homosexuality personally, I just knew that being a frat nothing would piss them off more than insinuating they were homos...

The icing on the cake however was when I was messing with the third router I realized it was connected to a NAS which I managed to get into (cuz its settings were also completely unsecured/default pw), I was going to overwrite everything with porn but they probably would have appreciated that; so I just formatted it and jacked up all of its settings so it didn't work any more... (all they had on it was a database of past exams from the local college, which they probably had hard-copies of; oh yes I kept a copy of that for myself.)

I don't transmit the SSID on my router, but if I did it would definitely be "DEAmobilesurveillance47" because I know of at least 3 full-time drug dealers within a block of where I presently live...

bpapa9013

Mine is "Aqui no hay internet" English = "there's no internet here"

Benitocarmona

ItGoesToEleven

ImNotThatImportant

ILOVEYOU

YourSensitiveBastard

Sons of Norway

YourDaughterIsASpermDumpster.

Simpsons-Movie-ruled

I have two routers set up, one with the SSID of "HORSE PORN CENTRAL" and the other is "BEASTIALITY BARN"

Vanguardtruth

Click_here_to_verify_bank_account_information

wawa4u

@Sargasm: my father named our businesses wifi Wheres_my_pimp_cane

kadaj_sama

before i had my wirless going, i did the same thing as anyone else... try to find an open network to pirate. evidently "cock sabers" was on lock down (probably for good reason)

tegronin

I've never used "hakubak" for an SSID but my name came from a similar activity.

hakubak

Mine has always been:

BightMe

Ike_Skelton

GoAway

BadOmens

i live right off campus where there are lots of apartments. some of the more interesting names i can remember:

ourwirelessnotyours
stopstealingourinternet
thebitchesupstairs
thewhoresdownstairs
fuckoff
breasticles
dontlookbehindyou
suckmahballs
myretardbrotherbilo
kappasigmasucks
thisisavirus
ihavesexwithstrangers

there are many more, but i can't remember them all. i've seen most of them when i'm walking to class through the neigbhorhood and my iphone asks me if i want to connect to them. sometimes i would take a different route to discover new names. right now i'm not picking up any other wifi because everyone moved away for the summer.

acduke

WeKnowAllYourSecrets
IPeeInYourPool
KillingSpree
ChurchOfScientology
NoCultHere

kadaj_sama

noWIFI4you

JazzmanSA80

I like my neigbors, but I often do this when I have a laptop with me at a coffee shop.

"iPhoneIsForDouchebags"

mathew

WhoWantsNakedPicsOfJohnMcCain?

Ephemera

GeorgeBushIsMyHomie

Doubt you get many leechers with that one.

Ephemera

Or do something nice like AlQaeda and see how long it takes the FBI to triangulate the location of your router.

TVGenius

mine has been periodically imarmed.andiknow.whereyourbedroomis

Titus_Andronicus

I've been doing this through my wi-fi SSID and my iTunes library for YEARS now.

MastaFalse

I had a guy that broke into my access point, I noticed it pretty quick. His computers name was Olivers PC. So my AP's name is currently. OliverIsADeadMan

odnet

WonderWhyTheresShavingCreamInYourLawn?

shenanigans61

IBoughtThisFuckingRouterYouJackass

shenanigans61

Mine is PSPOnly

But it occurs to me that I could have picked a far, far, dirtier name...

RustyNail
RustyTrombone
DirtySanchez
ClevelandSteamer

Jordan Lund

I started doing this the first time I ever owned a router. I was in a neighborhood that was predominantly Christian (they all went to church every morning with my landlords) and my WiFi name was called, "ThereIsNoGod."

diesel828

I work IT at the local school district and one of my jobs is to manage the content filter. MySpace is blocked and the kids try desperately to get around it. Additionally, I have neighbors with kids that attend the schools in my district.

So I have an SSID called NoMySpaceForYou

Samutz

"wankerville"

godwhacker

@MinskyBA: Back in the last 90's my mom got her first dialup account through a company called SkyNet. I always told her that was freaky.

baristabrawl

Mine is GetOffMyNetwork.

It's secure, but who knew? I live in an apartment building and I am SO going to change it now. :-B

baristabrawl

PissUpARopeFuckStick
BigDogsCock

Hedley_Lamarr

I've come up with a few others, but didn't think they'd be appropriate... yea, because these totally are...

SkyNet
KeepOnFuckin.ImWatchin
ChronicMasturbater
CaptainClamidiaAndThePiratesOfDestruction
TechnicolorDreamCock
MyOwnSpecialSauce.YourWivesSpecialMouth
CallThisTzatzikiSauce.CallMyNutsGreece

MinskyBA

I didn't go the jerk route but my network is called "Fort Sensible".

Vander

MyWIFIizinURbrainWearAtinfoilhat

drfaustus71

Mine used to be one of those crappy LinkSys_SES_48263 before I changed it to pink-afro. That day my dad came home from work and tried to connect and was like "What the hell is this pink-afro network?"

Peppie

Mine has always been "TROGDOR", right from the start. Burninating the countryside, burninating the wi-fi!

Griffehpoo

YourKidsTakeCandyFromMe

CEOself

YourTelephoneWiringRunsThroughTheSharedWall

followed by

IDial1-900NumbersFromYourPhoneLine

mysterious1der

Step 1: Move to southern Ontario
Step 2: Name network "LeafsSuck"

There is no step 3

Paul

Some of the best ones I've seen:

virusDOWNLOAD

and a computer to computer called
Free WiFi

Evan394

@fastm3driver: LOLS

Evan394

One of the guys at work isn't entirely tech savy so he asked another guy from work to help him setup his wireless. After all was said and done wi-fi was established and he can now be found at "DudesBlastingDudes"... He's been asking others how to change it but I think he's given up now...

AppleSnack

I have a spare router I set to StoneGroveFreeWiFi (Stone Grove is the name of my apartment complex) so that the office would get complaints about the fact that people using it can't get online

tallerthenyou

Mine has a boring name (though I am taking inspiration from this and re-naming it some devious thing) but the password is so long and complicated it took me 8 tries to type it correctly, and I knew what it was. If anyone has the patience to figure it out, let them have all the free bandwidth they want.

Curves

Abortion

Altanader

@jdw242b: molestation of mooses is prohibited

as for my router name its
"Moosenet"
(yes I am obsessed)

Charging_Mooses

MILFatNumber69
ALLyrWIRELESSbelongTOUS
MyGirlfriendLikesYourGFLoanHerToUs ?

Facter

Mine is Baltar, now connected to Baltar it makes me laugh.
My neighbor's is Rick James, Bitch!

VANO

I like setting up a "United Flight #xxx" then get on plane. Very entertaining. I've even see people ask for the password. Then it just spreads..."They have Wifi, cool" So awesome to watch!

CEOself

ConnectSoICanSeeYourWebcam

On second thought...

DustyButt

Anthrax_Restricted_Storage_Depot17

kentsmithnz

@Stacky Botrus:

Hang on, *YOU* are their neighbours. :)

-KENT

kentsmithnz

IKnowYourSocialSecurityNumber

jthermane24

@nutbastard: It's called Captive Portal.

@Ron21: Why not? It's not like it's any kind of security, neither is mac filtering, or wep.

Barry99705

Seems like I'd just be asking for trouble if/when someone who knows how to crack into my network comes along... the idea of "Virus Test Site" seems like a good one though.

Arvin Bautista

Someone around my neighborhood has "dumfuqs". Haha.

dead_red_eyes

Being the neighborhood "gays", ours says OhShitItsTheGayPeoples. Fun times here in Mississippi.

allstarecho

IJerkOffOnYourDoorknob

Cupajo

YouAreGay
AppleiPhone
FreeMoney
IWantHead
YouLookFat
MonkiesAreSmarterThanYou
Obama08

Manator Is Sorry

"I Pissed On S5s Door Haha Im Not Joking"

Of course I didn't... but they would totally deserve it if I did. I mean... they called the police on us for playing Journey at 11:00PM on a Friday in the summer. Yeah.

mcdonnr

IJustHackedYourComputer

IOnlyLookedOnceISwear

Woden501

Mine is "Oak Park Secret Nuclear Program".

Wireless Joe

There is one around our neighborhood at work that's "Allan's Fucking Awesome Network". I've been dying to find out how awesome it is but its password protected.

TableZero

SSID: "DQUESTNISWHTDOISTEALFRMU"

SSID: "ALLYERBITSAREBELONG2ME"

SSID: "PRFSNLHACKERHOWBOUTU"

SSID: "DIDHARDTIME"

SSID : "YourWifeCheats"
Key : "@nshesgood2"
Key : "Thank$IOU"

OddManOut

PickUPurDogShit

I hate stepping in dog shit. Whether it's my dogs or their dogs.

Fucking neighbors.

Dudemeister on the Run

I have mine set to "I can see you right now"

Dreadfish

Al-Kaida
Is that just poor taste?

Bloodboiler

We use "lol internetz" at my house. Not exactly, funny, but pretty damn accurate.

thelivingrobot

IfYouAreReadingThisYouAreAnIdiot

bnutz

GodIsJustPretend. :)

kwellman

HELPImLockedInTheBasement

groverdog

[APT #]SellsGoodWeed

e-friend

I love how a good, subject-related anecdote turns into "you're an asshole" time.

Truly, these are glorious times.

mcdonnr

Well, that was like lancing a huge puss-filled boil. We'll have to do this less often.

GadgetPlay

@bosskev: Well, I know how good it probably feels to make me be the asshole... but, no, it wasn't very loud at all. The officer who responded didn't give us a ticket, or even a warning... just told us basically that we've got a neighbor who calls the police whenever she gets a bug up her ass, and told us to enjoy our night.

Yeah.

mcdonnr

@mcdonnr: "...they called the police on us for playing Journey at 11:00PM on a Friday in the summer. Yeah."

Umm...were you in fact playing your music loud enough that a neighbor could plainly hear it? If you answer "yes", it doesn't matter if you were playing Mantovani, you were being the self-centered jerk. Just because you want to party at 11:00 PM on a Friday night does not mean your neighbor has the same schedule or desire to hear your music. Yeah.

bosskev

There's an unsecured network called "get the fuck off" in my neighborhood. Apparently, swearing at me is easier than securing his network.

Michael Bauser

I live next to a power transfer thing so my network is DWP-Locked.

However the Password is 12345abcde

th4tkid

I have wanted to do something like this but when I was living in London where stealing wifi is a way of life, I figure the last thing I want to do is have an SSID that stands out and encourage some wardriver to hack my router.

Vastad

Stopmowingyourlawndoyouthinkurbetterthanme

pleazemowmylawn

FREEWEEDSpickemyourself

I HATE doing yardwork. My neighbors love it.

Fermo

@mcdonnr: "...but, no, it wasn't very loud at all."

So...umm...how did she even know you were playing music? Oh, that's right, she could hear it. Hmm...

The police behavior you describe is, in my admittedly limited experience, completely normal for a noise disturbance call; their decision not to give you a ticket or issue a warning citation does not necessarily mean you were "in the right". That is, unless the music/noise/whatever is truly and overtly over-the-top too loud, police will simply say something like "we've had a complaint about your music, could you please turn it down a bit, thanks, and have a good evening". The police don't want a fight. They don't want to criminalize you needlessly. And they don't want unwarranted paperwork. They just want people to be reasonable and respectful so that they can get back to more pressing police issues.

Now, if the police did in fact not ask you to turn down your music, that the level that was playing when they arrived (and presumably was the same volume level that had been playing when the neighbor made the call) seemed acceptable to them with no need to intervene, then I stand corrected. And if that was in fact how it played out and you were not asked to turn down your music, then your neighbor would truly be "the lady with a bug up her ass" who attempted to abridge your rights. So, honestly, which way did it actually come down? Did the police ask you to turn down your music, yes or no?

@mcdonnr: "I love how a good, subject-related anecdote turns into "you're an asshole" time."

If you're going to bring up a personal anecdote (and you are the person who brought it up) to justify "how totally deserving your neighbor is of having their door hypothetically pissed on", be prepared for people to discuss and/or assess the validity of your anecdote. Otherwise, don't share your anecdote.

bosskev

YourPriusSucks is great
I've been using UnderInvestigationByFBI

ultrasonoro

VoteMcCain

pragakhan

Name it "PeadoFinderGeneral"

Kevin1a

@The-Tree: Umm...wow. Inferno bad. Tree pretty.

bosskev

If you live near any illegals, just set your SSID to ICE or U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and watch the good times commence.

Hardcore1

Cerberus - from The Inferno, Cerberus Dante passes by the beats gaurding hell's gates by giving it...i think some of the putrid earth from the prior rings.

living in a small apartment complex full of iphone and mac users listening to sufjan stevens and the faint....oddly enough NONE of these "intelectuals" have ever caught onto it.

they think it is cerebrum from X-men.....I want to stab everyone in the knee that doesn't gett the reference, but then I tend to have high standards for basic literary works. for that matter i can't stand people that don't understand the basic workings of sport for that matter...any sport, just people who stare blankly and cannot understand, after 28 years on thei earth, how football, basketball, soccer, or even rugby works. these are the same people mindless blogging away every night about what they "tweeted" on earlier int he day on twitter...blogging about your OWN micro blogging....fuck what has this world come to, and to honestly think at one time I thought blogging would be good for this world. now we just have a bunch of people all screaming at once thinking everything they do is deep and intellectual and important, while spamming youtube full of crap that nobody really cares about, in hopes of being in the top 10 videos. a world full of overindulgent douche bags who think what they do matters, all screaming at once into one channel..making some of the most interesting white noise you can imagine, while all saying nothing.

wow....that was a rant, sorry.

The-Tree

Mine's been "PinellaSMASH!" for a couple years now. Because I was elated when he became manager of my Cubbies. And I like The Hulk. The comic character and 70s show, not so much the movies. :)

NightElfMohawk

FreePaperCutsForYou

MyRokuUsesYourBandwidth

Deltree*.*

FlashMediaMeansOpenYerWindowsAtNight

TheInternetIsFor

zanella

I have two:

GeneticResearchLab
HackersWorkHere

CapitalC

My neighbor has one named "U R A Fidiot"
i just named a fake one "NoYouAreTheFidiot" and left it open w/ default stuff... see if he figures it out. haha this could get interesting....

tman07

Wait I changed my mind. In honor of my senior senator I'm calling it A Series of Tubes.

- Alaska Jack

Alaska Jack

For the last couple of years my network was called The Matrix. After reading this I was inspired to change it. It's now Sweaty Boot Rash.

Alaska Jack

ICanHAzCheezburguer

Ariel_Wollinger

whenthepawnhitstheconflicthethinkslikeakingwhatheknowsthrowstheblows
andhellknowhellwinbeforeheenterstheringtheresnoonetobotherwhenyour
mindisyourmightwhenyougosoloyouholdyourownhandsorememberthatdepthis
thegreatestofheightsandifyouknowwhereyoustandthenyouknowwhereto
landandifyoufallitwontmattercauseyoullknowyoureright

...but in CamelCase...

longbourne

ThisoneisonGizmodo

mpar

I went to work one time and the SSID name i found in one of Clinics i visit was "NoFreeInternetsHere"

Benitocarmona

Youlookgoodaftershower...my neighbor doesn't seem to want to give me hugs anymore. She's only kinda cute anyway.

MickyK