True story: George Lucas owed us some money and he wouldn’t pay. So now we have the best office decoration ever. And until Carrie Fisher shows up in a metal choker and a bikini, we’re not giving it back. Those are our terms, and before anyone tries anything funny, remember that like half the Gizmodo staff knows karate–or as we call it at the dojo, karaté.
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Lex Currie
March 20, 2009 at 9:03 PM
Hey, let him out, I want more Star Wars!
Report PermalinkTom Gulbrandsen
November 30, 2010 at 9:37 AM
right so anyway, thaw him out every now and then and demand he fixes star wars 1,2 and three! also can remove the altered scene in a new hope where greedo now shoots before han and get rid of the added scenes in the original trilogy! those would be my demands! thanks lots your friendly Admiral Ozzel! oh and he should fix the scene where i die plz
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