Sorry, ...

3 prequels and one Indy too late.

soulfinger

@ANoel:
ahhhh haha!
Brilliant...

"You know how I got these scars? I once had a sci-fi series..."

tehdahl

Sadly this was done 3 prequels too late.

soulfinger

Mom?!

Noobs-R-Us

@ANoel: Yeah. I know karate as well. She is kind of a little slut.

zenpoet

No one thought to make this truely torture for him and heaven for us by freezing Jar-Jar in there as well?

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

I would have thought his gut would have gotten caught in the carbon freezing chamber. Nevertheless, this is impressive...

....most impressive.

OMG! Ponies!

Nice shirt George! You could have at least dressed up for Carbonite Freezing Day....

Mr.SithNinja

@Log1c: Bravo!

SigmundTheSeaMonster

OK, the first thing that went through my head was: "holy crap that is cool!"

The next thing that crossed my mind is "why would the stripes on his shirt show up in carbonite?"

Is that sad?

Bender

Will this keep him away from Star Wars so someone else can use the IP and actually make GOOD movies with it?

Log1c

Okay, so who is going to play Leia and release Lucas and turn to him with adoring eyes and say "someone who loves you"?

Anyone?

Come on guys -- not a single volunteer?

Monty

What's with the chromed stormtrooper helmet in the background of pic 4?? I want one o'those

RG_Shrike

Somebody should have done this after "Howard the Duck" and saved us all the misery of the Star Wars prequels and Indiana Jones nuking the fridge...

AZTriGuy

@Hectorvex: Exactly. Carrie Fisher today is a big ol' bag of mess.

EBone

Let's put a SMILE on that face!
Mark, "half the Gizmodo staff knows Karate".
YIKEZ! Do you mean in the Biblical Sense ?

ANoel

You bother to learn Karate instead of buying one of those gut-raping knives? Shame.

Pi-face

At least he will be hard for quite a while......

shamusjack

So before you guys lock me in carbonite for the buck-two-fiddy I owe you, can you warn me so I dont have that "Oh SH*T they found me!" look on my face?

Curves

If only you had done this BEFORE the prequels!

GeekyNerdGuy

Let's leave him in carbonite, lest he make another set of horrible Star Wars movies. If Carrie Fisher shows up in her old Leia Slave costume, toss her in the carbonite too. Have you seen her lately? Ugh.

Hectorvex

I will pay you money NOT to release George Lucas.

We don't need any more Star Wars remakes, prequels, sequels, special editions, etc.

theblackdog

Let me guess? He was bringing a large bag of X to a giz party and just before the imps, ahem, police pulled him over he had to toss the bag out the window?

chumleyex

Ummm...

I'll take "You should have chosen Natalie Portman in a choker and bikini" for $500, Alex.

DustyButt

If only it were true... he went to the dark side.. marketing.

plus when the force became a blood disease I about croaked.

Denver_80203

hmmm...
I've got a jackhammer...
...just a thought.

newgalactic

(Pre-Carbon Freezing conversation)

Leia - "George...I love you...but everybody hates Jar-Jar".

George - "I know"

ssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

orbitcorbett

Wait. You want to see a 51 year old woman in a metal choker and a bikini? You guys are really not right even if you are into GILFs.

jabber

He appears to *almost* have a chin there.

Half off all shafts!

quite possibly the best he has ever looked, nice and quite, no more crappy star wars movies.

rjupiter

Alright, I'll go along with this. But first, have him sign over power of attorney to me. Ok?

TR3-A

Finally, he's been encased in carbonite! Too bad they're about 10 years too late.

majiksznak

@Monty: I'll do it. I was already entertaining the amusing thought of a candid photo of someone on their knees facing the display...kinda makes that facial expression take on a whole new meaning...

deusdiabolus

I'm surprised there was enough carbonite to fit over the belly area....

And yes to;

- 10 years too late.
- Natalie Portman in a choker and bikini in lue of Carrie Fisher in said atire.
- And finally, yes, how does plaid leave panel lines?

diverguy

No offense to Lucas fans but it looks like Georgie took it up the ass right before being carbonited. A bad way to die indeed, and still - hilarious.

DaSmith

He seems to be looking at something to his left... i wonder what it was.

Priest

@Bender: You sir, win.

@DaSmith: Oh, he's not dead. Just frozen. The second he thaws he's going to slump to the floor blind and quickly scamper into a corner, back first.

Parsifal