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Fornication on the Wii is Great for Parties (NSFW)
Posted by Mark Wilson at 10:33 PM on July 23, 2008
We've seen plenty of naked/half-naked/non-naked ladies playing the Wii, but you can't make a night out of just jubblies on the computer screen—not socially, at least. Dark Room Sex Game is an "erotic rhythm game without any visuals, played only by audio and haptic cues." The result is a quasi-sexual experience that's almost just as awkward as the real thing! See for yourself:
There's a lot of moaning in that clip, so heads up on the speakers Mr. Office Worker. Featuring up to 4-player support, the game is free to download in its Java code. But without proper precautions, it could cost you a lot more when the kid reaches college age. [Dark Room Sex via Maxconsole]
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Der182
Posted 2:31 AM 24/7/08
@wanago: hahahah
Der182
bpapa9013
Posted 1:19 AM 24/7/08
@Hectorvex: UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A B A >SELECT< START!!! (I'm guessing you'd rather be playing 2 player?)
bpapa9013
wanago
Posted 12:16 AM 24/7/08
no visuals?- this is a chick game to be sure
wanago
shamusjack
Posted 12:10 AM 24/7/08
That seems to take much longer than normal sex. If that game isnt over in 2 minutes Ill be way tired. Am I right??? anyone??
shamusjack
GeekyNerdGuy
Posted 12:01 AM 24/7/08
@evan_phi: As long as the last dude finished doesn't have to eat the bread!
GeekyNerdGuy
ANoel
Posted 11:37 PM 23/7/08
... and afterwards they settle back contented, puffing on a straw...
ANoel
evan_phi
Posted 11:36 PM 23/7/08
So is it basically which one orgasms first loses?
Or do they see if they can cum together?
I AM CONFUSED!!!
evan_phi
CColdsmoke
Posted 11:30 PM 23/7/08
@Curves: Yeah, that guy in the background is just creepy. He looks like a villain from a Die Hard movie.
"So, Mr. McClane - there are five bombs spread throughout the city and they can only be diffused by sexually stimulating an invisible woman with a video game controller. You have five hours. Ta ta, Mr. McClane."
CColdsmoke
mthrndr
Posted 11:13 PM 23/7/08
Hmm...the gameplay seems similar to that other bestseller Wii Game: "Breakin' Rocks: Concentration Camp Edition"
mthrndr
Hectorvex
Posted 11:09 PM 23/7/08
@BongoFury: Up up down down left right left right B A start.
Hectorvex
Curves
Posted 11:09 PM 23/7/08
I like how the third guy in the back (who looks like David Spade) sits and watches and nods. This makes me feel a lot better about my sex life.
Curves
BongoFury
Posted 10:58 PM 23/7/08
Bleh - not aroused at all.
Which way do you move the controller to say 'we should start seeing other people'?
BongoFury
duffyanneal killed WALL-E
Posted 10:57 PM 23/7/08
Should I feel this dirty for listening?
duffyanneal killed WALL-E
Joseph
Posted 10:56 PM 23/7/08
iPhone version coming out?
Joseph
DustyButt
Posted 10:52 PM 23/7/08
They need a one player version that incorporates a wrist mounted wii controler and a motivational video.
As the wrist "shakes" you get the appropriate audio and haptic responses.
All you solo artists know what I'm sayin'.
DustyButt
MichaelS
Posted 10:46 PM 23/7/08
I think the demonstrators need to switch controls to make it more a bit more "interactive." As seen here it is a bit self-fulfilling.
MichaelS
opedog
Posted 10:43 PM 23/7/08
How is that a game? They pretend beating each other with a WiiMote and enjoying it?
Maybe LindssyJoy can explain it to us.
opedog
Hectorvex
Posted 10:42 PM 23/7/08
Sex and the Wii. How come that sounds creepy to me?
Hectorvex
Weihovah
Posted 10:39 PM 23/7/08
lame
Weihovah
CasualGeek
Posted 4:52 AM 24/7/08
Names that are suggested for this game:
Wii Sex
Wii-Wii Sex (French version)
Wii will Sex you up
CasualGeek
Obsidian
Posted 6:11 AM 24/7/08
Kinky how there's a third person sitting on the sofa just watching. "I like to watch"
Obsidian
evan_phi
Posted 6:28 AM 24/7/08
@Obsidian: cuckolding!
evan_phi
taciturnforsale
Posted 8:07 AM 24/7/08
It should be packaged with those candy cigarettes.
taciturnforsale
Blue Oyster Cultist
Posted 8:26 AM 24/7/08
If your going to use NSFW can't we at least see some boobage?
Blue Oyster Cultist
SF_iris
Posted 9:40 AM 24/7/08
Next game: Wii WaterSports.
/do not want.
SF_iris
shiftyeyedgoat
Posted 10:27 AM 24/7/08
Can't wait for the Mario version of this.
I thought that's what they meant with "Mario sunshine" the first time around.
shiftyeyedgoat
CutePuppyz
Posted 12:14 PM 24/7/08
Why bother when you get go find a real person and get laid?
Oh right, the makers couldn't get any so they made that.
CutePuppyz
ripfire
Posted 2:47 PM 24/7/08
I'll have what she's having...
ripfire
DONAR
Posted 2:20 AM 25/7/08
By not using the wrist strap, she's just encouraging unsafe Wii-sex.
It's all fun and games until someone gets an eyeful.
DONAR
Priest
Posted 1:46 AM 24/7/08
It looks like an erotic Whac-A-Mole. Except instead of a mole, it's a mac.
Whac-A-Mac has a nice ring to it. I can see how that would be erotic.
Priest