Gadgets
Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Typewriter Up for Sale
Posted by Kit Eaton at 11:30 PM on July 16, 2008
See that battered old Hermes Standard 8 typewriter there, in a fetching shade of institutional brown? I'd practically saw my own leg off to own it. Why? Because I'm a huge Douglas Adams fan, and that battered old thing is the very typewriter DNA used to bring The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to the world. A surprisingly analogue gadget, for such a self-avowed technology fan as he. And get this: it's actually on sale by a British bookseller, as part of a package with a "fine" condition first-edition copy of Hitchhiker's. The package, complete with autograph on the typewriter lid, will set you back over US$25,000. A vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big sum. But, boy... wouldn't it be worth it? [Abe Books via BBG]

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Mr.DuckSauce
Posted 12:03 AM 17/7/08
@Mr.DuckSauce: Should ask how J.K Rowling made Harry Potter, she wrote it on a napkin in a bar.
Mr.DuckSauce
Mr.DuckSauce
Posted 11:59 PM 16/7/08
@JDisnidiet: Being a writer means being a drunk, have you not heard thing's that goes with that profession?
Mr.DuckSauce
JustThisGuy
Posted 11:58 PM 16/7/08
I felt sorta obligated to post, even though I have nothing constructive to add to the discourse.
I'd totally buy it if I had the money, though.
JustThisGuy
Hectorvex
Posted 11:56 PM 16/7/08
@JDisnidiet: Most of us are probably doing a good job of that without typewriters...
Hectorvex
JDisnidiet
Posted 11:51 PM 16/7/08
That typewriter is cursed - the last user drank himself to death before he was 50. Be careful...
JDisnidiet
av8thor
Posted 11:50 PM 16/7/08
@Noobs-R-Us: Yeah like all those dumb old rags those dudes Monet and Renoir painted on. Who would want that junk?
av8thor
Geisrud
Posted 11:48 PM 16/7/08
I cried the day DNA passed away. I don't think there's a single author whose work I enjoy more.
Geisrud
Platypus Man
Posted 11:47 PM 16/7/08
@Platypus Man: Their grandmothers, rather.
Platypus Man
Platypus Man
Posted 11:46 PM 16/7/08
Wow, that's a bit much... I mean, I love Hitchhiker's Guide as much as the next guy (I'm sure I'm not the only one here who has the leatherbound "Bible-edition," as I call it), but that much for a typewriter? I mean, DNA was a hell of a hoopy frood, and he knew exactly where his towel was, but still... Though, to be fair, I acknowledge the fact that there are plenty of people who would throw their own mother in front of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal to get one.
Platypus Man
Noobs-R-Us
Posted 11:45 PM 16/7/08
No, not worth it. Why would I want to pay to have someone's elses old junk?
Noobs-R-Us
Curves
Posted 11:39 PM 16/7/08
I learned to type on a machine that looked a lot like this. I still remember having to open the top to untangle the keys when I got going too fast. To this day, I bang the hell out of keyboards, and I blame these machines for that (that and an old Western Union Telex machine). You had to really pound those keys to get them to strike the paper, moreso if you used carbon paper (now available only in antique stores), white out or correction paper.
Thank God for technology.
Curves
Hectorvex
Posted 11:37 PM 16/7/08
25K huh? Let me check my couch cushions...
Hectorvex
Denver_80203
Posted 11:34 PM 16/7/08
oh if I were a rich man...
Denver_80203
bobojuice
Posted 12:42 AM 17/7/08
You would think it'd be selling for $42,000, no?
bobojuice
Slartibartfast
Posted 12:42 AM 17/7/08
Great literature will never be produced through a word processor.
Slartibartfast
ANoel
Posted 12:27 AM 17/7/08
@Geisrud:
"I cried the day DNA passed away." Me too, as with John Lennon.
Say, I wonder if this, perchance, is a player typerwriter?
ANoel
weatherman
Posted 12:27 AM 17/7/08
I have no sense of the collectibles market or anything of that sort, but I actually think that $25k is a steal for this thing. Granted, Adams was no Asimov, but he did have a significant influence on the genre and on many an impressionable 13 year-old's mind (mine included). I wouldn't be surprised to see this on auction for double the sum in a few years.
weatherman
Noobs-R-Us
Posted 12:23 AM 17/7/08
@av8thor: Somehow I don't quite equate an old crappy typewriter to a work of art...humm...
Noobs-R-Us
strider_mt2k
Posted 12:20 AM 17/7/08
I'm practicing to become a writer in my off hours this summer...
strider_mt2k
Denver_80203
Posted 1:11 AM 17/7/08
@Platypus Man:
"I'm sure I'm not the only one here who has the leatherbound "Bible-edition," as I call it"
Yes.. and I have it signed by Doug when he was touring about one year.
Denver_80203
Human Bomb
Posted 1:02 AM 17/7/08
Also cried a little when I found out. Those books get a re-reading every year, and they always get better. Like visiting an old friend who can tell you the same story, but with new details.
@JDisnidiet: Pretty sure that he died working out.
$25k for a signed typewriter AND a first printing of H2G2? A machine that used by a man that had a hand in shaping adventure games, sci-fi, and the modern internet? (If it comes with the Starship Titanic box) that is a steal!
Human Bomb
ANoel
Posted 12:57 AM 17/7/08
@Slartibartfast:
"...a word processor"
Isn't that what a writer is ?
Yes, Douglas Adams does blend!
ANoel
Platypus Man
Posted 1:42 AM 17/7/08
@Denver_80203: Oh holy crap that's awesome. I, on the other hand, didn't read the books until after he had died. But seriously, that's so awesome...
Platypus Man
Drew P Draws
Posted 1:33 AM 17/7/08
@strider_mt2k: What is this "off hours" you speak of?
Drew P Draws
ANoel
Posted 1:31 AM 17/7/08
@Noobs-R-Us:
You may be right (or left) !
Adams was quite an unusual, creative and distinctive writer ... maybe it was amino acid... amino acid residues crucial to the binding of the androgen receptor to target DNA sequences are a common cause of receptor-binding positive androgen resistance and that variable impairment of DNA binding can lead to distinctive phenotypes.
I rest my case.
ANoel
Kit Eaton
Posted 1:26 AM 17/7/08
@Noobs-R-Us: Nahhh- he just had an imagination the size of a planet. You ever watched "red dwarf"? Now Grant and Naylor on the other hand...
Kit Eaton
Noobs-R-Us
Posted 1:19 AM 17/7/08
@ANoel: I don't know about the rest of you but I always thought that DNA read like someone who's high on acid...
Noobs-R-Us
Jimbuck
Posted 1:16 AM 17/7/08
@av8thor: Ha. Well played.
Jimbuck
Hectorvex
Posted 2:14 AM 17/7/08
@wjousts: Never ever go anywhere without your towel. That includes into the ground in a coffin. Chances are, he's got his towel with him.
Hectorvex
wjousts
Posted 1:53 AM 17/7/08
@Platypus Man: I mean, DNA was a hell of a hoopy frood, and he knew exactly where his towel was, but still...
I wonder what an auction for DNA's towels would get?
wjousts
IphtashuFitz
Posted 2:24 AM 17/7/08
I DARE somebody to use this as a prop in the Sam Shepard show "True West"!
IphtashuFitz
JDisnidiet
Posted 2:20 AM 17/7/08
The only work out he got was lifting a pint or 20. His last work was so bad that it was obvious that he was cratering and that he was an out of control drunk. Some think it makes them better writers, but all alcohol does is make them drunk writers.
I liked his work, but think it's a shame that he chose to drink himself to death rather than live and write more. Cue the appropriate sad song...
JDisnidiet
KhaiJB
Posted 3:10 AM 17/7/08
methinks JDisnidiet does not know who he's talking about and is mixing him up with someone else...
KhaiJB
ANoel
Posted 3:07 AM 17/7/08
@JDisnidiet:
"... all alcohol does is make them drunk writers"
TOLSTACHAOLIS (phr.)
What the police in Leith require you to say in order to prove that you are not drunk.
@JDisnidiet: SAY IT!
/ADAMS, The Meaning of Liff
ANoel
ANoel
Posted 2:57 AM 17/7/08
@JDisnidiet:
... are you drunk?
ANoel
wjousts
Posted 2:54 AM 17/7/08
@JDisnidiet: Adams died of a heart attack at the age of 49 on 11 May 2001, during the rest period of his regular workout at a private gym in Montecito, California.
wjousts
DeadWriter
Posted 2:52 AM 17/7/08
By the way, he was a complete Apple fan boy.
DeadWriter
DeadWriter
Posted 2:52 AM 17/7/08
I highly recommend Last Chance To See [www.amazon.com] . If you can find the BBC programme online, I recommend spending an evening with it. It may be his best work.
At his last talk, somebody made the mistake of asking about why a towel was so important. I won't repeat the origin of the importance of a towel as a prop, as it will kill some of the magic of the Hitchhikers books. He did not suffer fools gladly.
He wrote for the BBC, most notably for Doctor Who. He was a lesser Python.
He lived the rockstar life as a writer.
Most people are collectors of one thing or another. I use a manual typewriter from time to time, and I would love to sit at this one for an evening. I am not compelled to want to own it though. I use the tools in my life, and if it isn't going to get daily use, then I don't need it.
DeadWriter
Tony C
Posted 3:57 AM 17/7/08
Wow, this would be an amazing collectible to own... And from one of my more froopy favoritist writers! If only I had the disposable income... *cries into a towel for comfort*
Tony C
Noobs-R-Us
Posted 4:27 AM 17/7/08
@pearl: Have you heard of a thing called notebook computers? How about Word? Ring any bells? Do you not like spell check or something?
Noobs-R-Us
Noobs-R-Us
Posted 4:26 AM 17/7/08
@Killjoy: Now Pink Floyd music is definately created with acid!
Noobs-R-Us
archetype94306
Posted 4:23 AM 17/7/08
The owner of this will be one cool frood
archetype94306
pearl
Posted 4:22 AM 17/7/08
@Noobs-R-Us: They're not crappy, they're nice typewriters. I have a Hermes one myself, though a smaller one.
pearl
Killjoy
Posted 4:14 AM 17/7/08
Regarding his Apple fandom: The factoid (as in it may be utter bunk) is that Douglas Adams and Stephen Fry owned the first and second Macs ever sold in the UK.
He also got to play onstage with Pink Floyd during one of his later birthdays. I would not buy this typewriter, but I'd pay money for a bootleg of that show.
Killjoy
DeadWriter
Posted 4:41 AM 17/7/08
@Noobs-R-Us: Funny you mention that, the typewriter does ring a bell.
DeadWriter
JEmlay
Posted 5:03 AM 17/7/08
Analog? Pfft! Nothing THAT good ever came from analog. This must be one of those improbability typewriters. But the odds of that are...well...improbable!
JEmlay
jigsawfallingintoplace
Posted 6:36 AM 17/7/08
*hats off to the greatest writer this world has ever seen*
jigsawfallingintoplace
GadgetPlay
Posted 7:06 AM 17/7/08
Can you picture the Hermes, the 1st, and an actual manuscript of Hitchiker's in a glass display?
"But, boy... wouldn't it be worth it?"
Absolutely. It's hard to believe that there are people on this site that don't understand the concept of a collectible, and that collectibles gain in value.
@Noobs-R-Us: "Somehow I don't quite equate an old crappy typewriter to a work of art"
How about the actual brushes, paints and palet used by Renoir or Monet? Worth owning?
@weatherman: "Granted, Adams was no Asimov..."
Thank God. I'm a big Asimov fan, but I don't think the man even once made me literally LOL like Adams did on a regular basis. Although if Doug had written over 300 books...
GadgetPlay
benjgvps
Posted 8:07 AM 17/7/08
[www.vintagemacworld.com]
Some guy got his computer!
benjgvps
Dragonis
Posted 8:07 AM 17/7/08
That is so worth it. If I wasn't going to pay out my ass for tution next year, I'd buy it.
Dragonis
Mthree
Posted 1:41 PM 17/7/08
"The following Listing ID could not be found: 529347759"
Mthree
pcypert
Posted 7:12 PM 17/7/08
Small price really considering the history. More than worth the asking price to me...
pcypert
JDisnidiet
Posted 7:33 AM 18/7/08
Obviously there are a lot of DNA fans here. They will continue to deny that his alcoholism had anything to do with his untimely death, or with the increasingly bad writing he did in his later, more inebriated years. He was good in the beginning, but he chose to stay drunk. That was his choice, and I have no problem with that, but facts are facts. He was an alky, and his work suffered as a result of his drinking.
Those of you who think it's a good deal, go ahead and buy the typewriter.
JDisnidiet
Pressure
Posted 2:09 AM 17/7/08
Anyone else notice the Starship Titanic sticker in the background? :)
Douglas Adams were probably Apple's biggest fan. I wish I could take part of his understanding and share his excitement regarding new Apple products. If anyone have read the foreword to "The Salmon of Doubt" or otherwise read some of his things, you will know what I am talking about.
When I finished reading all his books and stories I felt sad. Sad that I wouldn't be reading anything new from him. However, I usually find myself taking one of his books from the bookshelf for a trip down the wonderous world that is Douglas Adams.
Pressure
gargravarr
Posted 12:04 PM 20/7/08
@JDisnidiet: Iron-clad proof please. Otherwise, keep your 'opinion' to yourself.
gargravarr
krom
Posted 8:54 PM 22/7/08
@JEmlay: hahaha.
me btw. absolutely loves the hermes. when i will ever write a book it'll be on a hermes.
krom
krom
Posted 8:51 PM 22/7/08
@JDisnidiet: just tell me, which was his last work? (try not to google 1st)
krom