Nothing new, for those filth mongers.

itchytooth

Disney PR reps are going to be pretty upset when this gets around to them.

catfewd

anyone else notice that this "requires a Pentium Class 5000Mhz processor"?

oh, i'm the only one that clicked through (and saved myself the mind bleach by totally ignoring the goatse reference)?

mixmutt

In all fairness to Gizmodo, I found this on a humorous poster website months ago titled "Goatse," so the folks at Gizmodo weren't the first to make the connection.

If you want to know what Goatse is but don't want to look at the original picture (which is pretty damn nasty) you might be able to get the idea from some unique Goatse "Spore" creations brought to you by our lovely online community. Creations like this one:

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dna

Hey Minnie! I'd like you to meet my two new friends. Tubgirl, Mr. Hands, this is my wife, Minnie.

OMG! Ponies!

Can you just please never ever never put the words goatse and facial next to each other in a sentence again?

humorbot

@mister8ill:

OMFG, now I don't get to sleep tonight. I wish I would've stayed confused...

CaptainSquishy

loads of class, Giz... loads of class.

homerjay

@xacked:
@DarkNight_DS:

The article makes perfect sense if you've seen goatse, though if you haven't this is one of those times where it would be best to just move along.

If you really want to know what they're talking about (this is majorly NSFW), do a google image search of "hello.jpg" and look at the second picture that comes up (SafeSearch must be off).

mister8ill

so is the writer trying to imply that the camera is a ... vagina?

This has to be the lamest post I have ever seen on Gizmodo.

Brian, just stick it in your pants and we'll just move on, ok?

xacked

Well the poster/blog writer looks legit...did he get bored/stoned/drunk?

xacked

Ahhh... now I somehow get it but it's a really bad piece. Was someone drunk when they wrote this?

DarkNight_DS

I'm just as confused... I just looked up what "goatse" was and I'm still confused how it relates back to the disney cam camera.

DarkNight_DS

Who needs a flash to burn your retinas when goatse will suffice?

mister8ill

can someone make some sense for me?

xacked

So... it's built to combat that new Nikon D700, right?

Metkis

especially if you turn the camera upside down and hang a black sock between the middle of the ears...WTF

mrsalty

Jack Loftus spends too much time dreaming of male anus o_o

Overheal

You know what's sad, that the goatse guy has never received one penny for all the cash-ins. His goatse is a very lonely place.

VakeroRokero

Man, what kind of internet nerds are you freaks if you've never heard of and can't appreciate a good hidden goatse? Seriously.

For the record, this gizmodo post was hilarious, and if you don't think so, it's your fault, not gizmodo's.

Ribs

Man, it's bad when you see a kids camera and you think of goatse! But the more I look at the camera the more I see where the writer is coming from.

neoqueenx

Jack Loftus, you're my fave.

Substance_D

Focus Range: 4 feet - infinity
Great for taking 640 x 480 pics of pluto, then storing them on your 5000MHz windows 2000 computer!

Pablos102030

@VakeroRokero: I heard he got married. I'm sure Mrs. Goatse wasn't too pleased when she saw, well, his goatse.

Pablos102030

If your child could be scarred by this camera, that means that they know what it looks like. That means that they have seen gotase. If that is the case then they have bigger issues to deal with.

Dragonis

"Disney's Mickey Digital Camera Unintentionally Gives Toddlers a Goatse Facial"

No, it doesn't....

.... Worst headline ever.

T1nd0g

I'm hoping whoever designed this really didn't plan it this way. That is freaking funny.

Imagine if your kid got this and LOVED it, using it in your face every minute to take a picture of you - with a hidden goatse.

zingbot

@itchytooth: my question is how did you notice that...did you get lucky or were you just really bored?

Mless

Like it was said before, if you you have seen goatse then this will remind you of it right away. Poor design hehe

I will say the line 'Toddlers a Goatse Facial' should never be in a sentence anywhere.

@Mless:

He did not find that and that's really old. He was just pointing it out.

OaklandR

Honestly i don't get it...am i slow or something?...btw i know what a goatse is..but facial?, what the hell where you thinking Jack!

Mike918

lol i thought they meant goatee...you know...a type of beard...

funny or not...this was definatelly not one of gizmodos usual posts

jrghoull

@xacked: It's great it made you think of that because if you've actually seen goatse than you're not going to want to eat for a few days afterward. I'd rather think that than goatse.

kylo4

Apparently, Disney and nature trying to send similar messages.

Captain Bringdown

@dna: friend of mine made a quake 3 hello.jpg map. the jump pad was at the bottom, and there was no way out!

leemajors

Goddamn you Giz, that was a horrible day, and a horrible image.

The Magnificen7

Hahaha.... I see it now. It took me a few minutes to figure out WTF the big deal was. I was thinking that maybe they meant the camera came with some sample pics that showed goatse.... hah, excellent post!

acasto

ehhhh it kind of looks like it i guess. Its one of those things if you are immature then you see what you want to see.

taftsearlobe33

Did you guys check out what it said for the PC requirements for this camera

"Pentium Class 5000MHz processor or better"

Seriously, disney fails at electronics...

Jitty

lol @ all the people that were confused, at now aren't. It's a special day in a man/woman's life when he/she first sees goatse/tubgirl/mr. hands/two girls 1 cup/etc.

MykalBloom

Lol best article ever.
For the uninitiated:
[en.wikipedia.org] (SFW)

For the truely brave, google it with safesearch off, and welcome to the internet.

Spiffmeister

Stupid img tags

neo316

Those filthy bastards are at it again

neo316

I'm just gonna go out an say it.... It seems this is one of those internet bunghole(da do do tish) posts anyway..

PHOTOSHOPPED! I used work with it alot and can tell by the pixels around the fingers and the reflection off the goatse lens hole is all wrong...

Seriously though, funny as hidden goatse's are, this is actually pretty old, I mean my computer has a power level OVER 9000!!!1!1!1oneone!1eleven1!... Besides, 2girls1cup is the new goatse(anyone wishing to research should just know by the name it's totally NSFW) and just to get one last meme in here...

I herd u liek mudkipz.

jackfrost132

Hehe pretty funny, although the comments for this post caused me to watch the mister hands video, now my bum-bum is gonna be puckered all day.

Didn't watch 2 girls 1 cup, seen it before, at least 15 seconds or so...

RobotVampire

Whomever wrote this spends way too much time on 4chan image boards and alike! Let me speak in your language so that you understand...

DO NOT WANT!

CANNOT UNSEE!

FAIL!

fluf

WTF? "Disney's Mickey Digital Camera Unintentionally Gives Toddlers a Goatse Facial"

So the camera spews out fictitious semen? facial?!?

WTF kind of article is this?

V.Volker

Old news is old.

MikeRapin

@MikeRapin: second

likefry_likefry

'tabloid legend for dummies'

snowy_coke

I burst out laughing when I read this. Then I was forced to explain it to someone in the room who isn't nearly as internet savvy. Needless to say I got a really strange look.

DestroyerMTL

This was *hilarious*!! And so very very wrong too. ;)

@@RobotVampire: you made it all the way to 15 seconds of twogirls onecup? You're better than me. I think I got to 8 or so before throwing my notebook across the room.

wolfshades

That Donald Duck ride just made me burst out laughing at work. Hard to explain to my colleagues why I was laughing so much.

mhatti3000

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I hate your image tag system giz.

jackfrost132

@MikeRapin: ORLY?

The donald duck ride is pedobear approved
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jackfrost132

@neo316: Maybe there is a camera inside those eyes! Ewww.

AlphaTeam