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Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs: The Lightsaber Duel
Posted by Jason Chen at 10:00 AM on July 25, 2008
What could be greater than a lightsaber duel between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs? A lightsaber duel where YOU get to control one. We don't want to spoil the little touches of the game, so hit the jump and see for yourself. We've already said too much.
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SnoopsterJ
Posted 4:05 PM 25/7/08
Just watched the video, it's hilarious too!
SnoopsterJ
SnoopsterJ
Posted 4:03 PM 25/7/08
Oh my gosh. That was the best game evar, in the nerdiest way possible. The controls are astonishingly precise too. Oh yeah, I picked Bill too ;)
SnoopsterJ
ThatsMrOffDutyNinja
Posted 3:16 PM 25/7/08
hehehe noble micro warrior
ThatsMrOffDutyNinja
scarbrtj
Posted 2:11 PM 25/7/08
I hope Steve beats Bill *and* whatever's ailin' him right now.
scarbrtj
Tiago Sartor
Posted 1:21 PM 25/7/08
Somehow, playing as Bill Gates was easier to win than with Jobs.
Tiago Sartor
Dasutin
Posted 1:20 PM 25/7/08
@DJP3DRO No not Duke Nukem, that stems from the movie "They Live"
Dasutin
DJP3DRO
Posted 1:14 PM 25/7/08
Love the Duke Nukem reference Steve makes.
DJP3DRO
TBM-Fan
Posted 12:59 PM 25/7/08
very boring game i rather want better controls for it
cause a mouse is lame the windows key should rule the game :D
TBM-Fan
fibbsjc
Posted 12:58 PM 25/7/08
Just out of curiosity, who is everybody picking to play first round? I picked Bill because as much as (or perhaps because of) I love various apple products, I just really wanted to see Steve get knocked down.
fibbsjc
TF2Soldier914
Posted 12:36 PM 25/7/08
That's hilarious.
TF2Soldier914
Dynasty
Posted 12:32 PM 25/7/08
WOW! This game is flipping awesome! Now all the anger management Apple/Window fanboy can duke it out. They should make this game for like a unlockable for Jedi Unleash or something. Well, back to blast waiting beach ball at Bill.
Dynasty
ThatsMrOffDutyNinja
Posted 12:06 PM 25/7/08
Noble Micro User! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ThatsMrOffDutyNinja
ConorRyan
Posted 11:47 AM 25/7/08
I schooled Jobs like sales on the Apple Newton.
ConorRyan
Weihovah
Posted 11:32 AM 25/7/08
when's version 2 coming out? i wanna play as ballmer
Weihovah
dead_red_eyes
Posted 11:27 AM 25/7/08
Hahaha, awesome!
dead_red_eyes
zed0
Posted 11:21 AM 25/7/08
haha, nicely done
zed0
Evangelion
Posted 11:12 AM 25/7/08
This, is incredibly, AWESOME!!!!!
Evangelion
gamecrazychris
Posted 11:02 AM 25/7/08
Jobs had the better ending but I still like Gate's funny remarks during the fight.
gamecrazychris
Amiash Loves You
Posted 10:30 AM 25/7/08
hahahaha so funny.
Amiash Loves You
StationRipper
Posted 10:23 AM 25/7/08
"That's a iHouse" LOLOLOL
StationRipper
CutePuppyz
Posted 10:19 AM 25/7/08
Friggin awesome.
CutePuppyz
mhlaxp
Posted 10:18 AM 25/7/08
So Bill Gates is Kermit the Frog now?
mhlaxp
Torley
Posted 10:12 AM 25/7/08
This is hilarious! Amusing how the music is similar to the Mac vs. PC ads. However, altho "Bill Gates'" voice sounds somewhat similar to his real counterpart, Steve Jobs is more like a gruff street fighter than the confidently-enunciating presentologist he aspires to depict.
Hilarious how Bill Gates really goes "Yipee!" if you pick him.
Would be even funnier to have Steve Ballmer suddenly burst in and do the famous "monkey boy" dance as a bonus character.
Torley
aeroworks
Posted 10:12 AM 25/7/08
"One button mouse using freak" LMAO
aeroworks
Airport_Whiskey
Posted 10:12 AM 25/7/08
iPhone Bitch!
Airport_Whiskey
Flugenhiber
Posted 10:10 AM 25/7/08
"that's an ihouse"
Flugenhiber
aeroworks
Posted 10:09 AM 25/7/08
lol,loved it as well.
aeroworks
UpIrons
Posted 10:09 AM 25/7/08
Pretty cool but hard to play on a laptop.
UpIrons
Mike918
Posted 10:08 AM 25/7/08
Funny game...take that steve!!
Mike918
Boots_Mcoy
Posted 10:05 AM 25/7/08
LOL love it. the only thing better would be a real fight between the two
Boots_Mcoy
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
Posted 4:21 PM 25/7/08
Gotta play both just to hear their phrases. It's too bad that they were only using props from the video to do their fatality with. Bill's Explorer window crushing Jobs isn't as good as the iHouse.
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
JackMatt
Posted 5:22 PM 25/7/08
"and I am all most out of iPhones." Is that not the problem? Grate game noble Micro Warriors! LMAO
JackMatt
Elliuotatar
Posted 5:39 PM 25/7/08
Steve Jobs sounds like SntchBcklr from You Suck at Photoshop.
Elliuotatar
shanzi
Posted 6:30 PM 25/7/08
mwahahaha.. thats some funny game LOL
shanzi
bjarkebech
Posted 8:00 PM 25/7/08
Gates FTW. And i use macs
bjarkebech
Brian Sexton
Posted 7:41 PM 25/7/08
Eh. It's OK, I guess, but I didn't care for the control and the dialogue didn't seem very well thought out (e.g., most of the real nerds I have known have seemed to prefer either Mac OS X or GNU/Linux and Macs have been shipping with multi-button mice standard for years).
Brian Sexton
Benjo
Posted 11:24 PM 25/7/08
Pretty darn fun.
Benjo
hagrun
Posted 11:05 PM 25/7/08
HAHAHAHA
hagrun
frndlybnny
Posted 11:49 PM 25/7/08
@Weihovah: Ballmer with Force Lightning FTW!
frndlybnny
aesopbx
Posted 11:30 PM 25/7/08
WEll there goes Friday, well done indeed
aesopbx
rocketman919
Posted 11:02 AM 25/7/08
i can't believe nobody has said anything about how steve has the red lightsaber and bill has the green one. Whoever made this has a prejudice against apple!!
rocketman919
ANoel
Posted 12:03 AM 26/7/08
... while playing a co-worker looked over after hearing those pederastic voices and asked "Would you kids like some cool-aid ? "
ANoel
redrabbit
Posted 1:40 AM 26/7/08
Yeah! Kicked Apples ass with bill! I cut Apple's Jobs ;D
redrabbit
mdawg4624
Posted 2:09 AM 26/7/08
@mhlaxp: Bill Gates has always been kermit the frog. Where have you been?
mdawg4624
Crispus
Posted 3:11 AM 26/7/08
that was freakin hilarious...
Crispus
3atm3
Posted 4:14 AM 26/7/08
This F'n ROCKS!
3atm3
SgtToastie
Posted 8:04 AM 26/7/08
*typo: second wow should be why.
SgtToastie
SgtToastie
Posted 8:03 AM 26/7/08
Wow, wow do I enjoy killing Steve so much?
Could deal with the fact that ipod's have no built-in bluetooth....
SgtToastie
rb4dv
Posted 8:19 AM 26/7/08
why doesn't steve just wave around his iphone with phone saber on it?
rb4dv
banmojo
Posted 9:29 AM 26/7/08
come on, this BEGS for a poll on how many played as Bill, how many played as Steve, how many played as both, and how many said "meh" and skipped the fun.
As for me, I chose Bill and kicked Stevie's gay ass back to the MacStone age :^)
and by 'gay' I meant 'happy' so back off haters.
banmojo
mlmmt3
Posted 5:12 PM 27/7/08
LOL, Such a Funny game.
mlmmt3
Red Right Hand
Posted 3:27 PM 28/7/08
epic
Red Right Hand