@DarkZrobe: Space is a vacuum. That might be worse. Could you imagine if the other end of the Fleshlight is floating in space? And since I don't really recognize "the line" everyone keeps speaking of: can you imagine your innards being sucked out through your pecker? It'd be worse than getting caught in a glory hole at a Waffle House outside San Antonio. So I've heard.

Hectorvex

Shocking on so many levels.

ihavenoimaginationwhenitcomestopickingausername

@SigmundTheSeaMonster: Yeah, catching your franks and beans in an unstable energy vortex would really put a damper on that evenings activities.

Git Em SteveDave has a new Lego set

@Intro24: my napkin sketch was of an electronic ink napkin. of an electronic ink napkin. of an electronic ink napkin. of an electronic ink napkin.

tucker

Does the stargate fleshlight double as a home circumcision kit?

Xavoc

@SigmundTheSeaMonster: What happens if you last more than 30 minutes? Are you just kind of cut off?

Xavoc

@Hectorvex:

Err... You know that is probably the line for the stargate fleshlight thing...

Send "it" off to space, no cleanup needed...

I hate myself.

DarkZrobe

@Hectorvex:

Thanks! :D

michaelwiggins

@Intro24: Wacom tablet.

itchytooth

@Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!: So would you sell the Fleshlight in pairs? Or kind of just hope that whatever you're putting into the Fleshlight doesn't end up in the middle of some battle. Cause that might be painful. I'm thinking you can dual market it to women as a toothbrush...

Hectorvex

Where can I invest in the Stargate Glory Hole Fleshlight.... Damnit its pure genius. I'll take 40

oper451

I wonder what they sketched the invention of the napkin on.

Intro24

@Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!: You were robbed!

itchytooth

@michaelwiggins: The dog ray gun was great.

I have a tagline for your marketing of the ray gun:

"No more messy clean up after pummeling your neighbors dog with buckshot!"

Hectorvex

@kOtic: Agreed. It's both incredibly funny, and very well drawn. And it doesn't even need batteries... you just shake it.

Rabid Penguin

Why the Stargate Fleshlight didn't win is beyond me...

kOtic

@Kaiser-Machead's SG-FLight: It's all fun and games, until one of these babies shows up at your door calling you papa.

92BuickLeSabre

@Git Em SteveDave has a new Lego set: I would hope the consumer READS the warning: Point away from genitals and turn on BEFORE insertion!

SigmundTheSeaMonster

YESSS!!! GLORY!!!! My iPhone with front facing camera made it, as well as my dog ray gun was in the top 3!!!! WOOT@!@!@@@@@@!@!!@

michaelwiggins

I started making one, but I was going to make it a cartoon drawn on hundreds of napkins... needless to say I lost interest after the 6th frame.

Rabid Penguin

The stargate/fleshlight is missing the matching supermodel stargate panties.

yougottabekidding

LOL @ Stargate fleshlight. Send your naughty bits to another part of the galaxy!!

FrankenPC

Yay mine was submitted, but I want a frakkin' Pizza Fax!

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

@Git Em SteveDave has a new Lego set:
mmmm...
there's nothing like hot Consumer Base in the morning...

tehdahl

@Mr Josh Zombie:
workaholic much?

tehdahl

The Stargate flash/fleshlight is a object that appeals and satisfies the same consumer base.

Git Em SteveDave has a new Lego set

not just you... i noticed that too.

someone needs to make that pizza fax a reality... i'd never go hungry again

Mr Josh Zombie

@Xavoc: As in all of the top 3 and a good chunk of the gallery? Ya same here.

twvogels

not you

godwhacker

@Xavoc: Its not just you, I have had trouble viewing pics all day.

Curves

Is it just me, or are large segments of the photos simply missing?

Xavoc

@michaelwiggins: haha nice work man. Please put the dog laser into production. The plus sign next to my name gives you funding.

N@tedog

@Hectorvex: I've been to that Waffle House!

GeekyNerdGuy

@Hectorvex: Features include the new patented Safety-Lock(tm) pairing measure which keeps both companion units in constant sync, and operates based on environmental conditions (will not turn on if only one unit is in a zero atmosphere environment). To prevent sudden cut-off of both the connection and your package, no single device can be turned off when an object is still detected in the ring of the gate, and no device will function unless the power reading is at 50% or higher for maximum protection.

Venereal disease contraction, stolen companion gates and injury to genitalia due to unauthorized use of companion units are not the responsibility of Kaiser & Co. Ltd.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

@GeekyNerdGuy: Oh... awkward...

Hectorvex

Guess it's too late to enter my entry:
*picture of Wii or DS*
<--- money printing machine.

phor11

@michaelwiggins: Oh, yeah, I have one of those, but its called a HTC TyTN II...

bpapa9013

I didn't do one because of fear of the government knocking on my door...

ヨシダさん 25

@Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!: "operates based on environmental conditions"

Is fugly considered an environmental condition?

Gann

@Gann: Yes, yes it is.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

@ripfire:

I want it big enough to shove my ass through. I would love to moon another civilization.

FrankenPC

@FrankenPC: "Send your naughty bits to another part of the galaxy!!"

Unless the iris is closed at the other end. Of course if you had the GDO, then you don't...

*sigh* Oh God I'm such a nerd.

ripfire

@Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!: You are my hero. Edison just got smoked.
@Hectorvex: Who hasn't been there? I feel sorry for all of us.

oo0cyst0oo

Woo! I won! Where's my drop-down toast toaster?!

Griffehpoo

@Hectorvex:
I don't know.
That's kind of sexy.
The entire sucking Universe on the other end?

Good Lord.

tehdahl