Gadgets
Walking Stick Fishing Pole: Perfect for Dr. House's Days Off?
Posted by Gizmodo US Edition at 8:59 PM on June 27, 2008
A walking stick, with a catch. Well, potentially a catch anyway: with a reel and fishing line, this mashup gadget enables you to combined fishing with your countryside strolls. It's 89cm high, with a rubber foot and metal/plastic reel, and is available now for US$39.95. On second thoughts, House wouldn't so much use this for fishing for fish, as much as for views up nurse's skirts. The advertising doesn't suggest that though. [Product via Nerd Approved]

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strider_mt2k
Posted 9:22 PM 27/6/08
House would wake up in a daze and find the reel missing, then continue to use the cane anyway.
Then the reel would show up and awkwardness and hilarity would ensue.
(Hey as long as they trot his boss out on a regular basis I'm fine.)
Great show.
Also fishing cane is good for the fishing able.
strider_mt2k
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 10:30 PM 27/6/08
@strider_mt2k: No, House would take one look at it and say, "Nice try, Chase, but if you're going to get me out of your hair, you might want to try stapling a comely young lass with huge tracts of land to my cane instead of this cheap reel you got from the dollar store. Blonde if they got 'em. Speaking of blondes hanging around dollar stores, anyone seen Cameron? I'm feeling ornery and bad-mouthing Chase just doesn't cut it anymore."
OMG! Ponies!
Dudemeister on the Run
Posted 10:51 PM 27/6/08
it's supposed to say
"Pimp your bitches as you fish, with the pimp canE fishing rod 3000"
Dudemeister on the Run
Dudemeister on the Run
Posted 10:50 PM 27/6/08
I bet I know the slogan for this.
"Pimp your bitches as you fish, with the pimp can fishing rod 3000"
Awesome.
Dudemeister on the Run
mhlaxp
Posted 11:43 PM 27/6/08
@Curves: Except, of course, a separate cane and fishing rod.
mhlaxp
Curves
Posted 11:17 PM 27/6/08
Old guys love to fish and in my state they do not require a license (being over 65). Perfect gift for the geezer that has everything.
Curves
middy
Posted 12:33 AM 28/6/08
I don't know about y'all, but my grampa would have ended up with the hook attached to his pants, dragging the cane along behind him by 20 yards of fishing line.
middy
Cardinal Fang
Posted 12:22 AM 28/6/08
Oh, great, as if geezers like me need something ELSE for young babes to laugh at us for on the boardwalk....
Cardinal Fang
WinkMe
Posted 1:11 AM 28/6/08
speaking of house, have you heard the guy when he isnt acting? HE HAS A FREAKING BRITISH ACCENT MAN!. He sounds completely different... and sooo not use to the non limpage
WinkMe
ANoel
Posted 12:45 AM 28/6/08
So ... the point of this is to help a differently-abled fisherperson to get to a dock by the bay, where one can cast the line into the water, and with luck snag a Cyprinidae of some sort, flip it up onto the dock then club it to death with the cane?
Or is this a way for Gramps to walk down the street and cast his lascivious line at all the pretty girls for an an old-fashioned upskirt?
/confused
ANoel
Toshie
Posted 1:50 AM 28/6/08
@WinkMe: You should check him out in the Blackadder series with Mr. Bean (it's actually pretty funny).
Toshie
GadgetPlay
Posted 4:43 AM 28/6/08
There's no doubt that this item would come in contact with certain of Cuddy's undergarments long before it would come in contact with a fish.
GadgetPlay
infmom
Posted 5:05 AM 28/6/08
Hmm... post doesn't seem to be working right, I hope this isn't doubled.
@WinkMe: Um... you didn't know Hugh Laurie was British?
Anyone who wants a nifty replica of House's flame cane can get it here.
infmom
Kit Eaton
Posted 10:26 AM 28/6/08
@Toshie: Just to prove the point, here's Hugh in action in a programme I used to watch yonks ago "A bit of Fry and Laurie". And for extra fun... he's got a fishing rod :-)
+ Watch video
Kit Eaton