This would be far less homo-erotic, if, instead of showing close shots of geeky white guy being sprayed in the face it were hot chicks. Just saying.

Avitor

@Mike918: "..they were just 4 guys on a HOT saturday having fun with water guns..."

Indeed.

92BuickLeSabre

After watching that, along with the sound, i had to go into the bathroom and rip off a good portion of my chest hair.

Next time, include a few females in nice white t-shirts.

jutman

You people are perverts...they were just 4 guys on a HOT saturday having fun with water guns...but if you start to think what happened after they stop recording then...

Funny if you watch it in a non sexual context, otherwise..is disturbing :P

Mike918

@ColdAsIce: A slip in slide might be just a disturbing in slow motion. Just image a big fat guy comming down one. I bet a slo-mo camera would record his gut wrinkling and jiggling quite nicely.

thecodingeye

i didn't even read any of the comments and i immediately thought of plastic robot porn

awperk

You should try other childhood toys (slip and slide, etc) and see if they are as disturbing in slow motion.

ColdAsIce

money shot!

dwilljo

You guys are being terribly insensitive towards the midwestern flood victims.....

golferal

Anyone remember that disastrous "daily facials" campaign by Oli of Olaz?
This was so much better.

Thanks guys, that probably was a lot of fun.

mangochutney

If I were a straight woman that would have totally turned me on!

If I were as non-picky as most of the straight women I know, anyway.

robinandtami

OOHHHHHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET OOHHHHh you get the point..

killarclown

GAY!!

Jus messing.

Simpsons-Movie-ruled

Came here for oozinator videos. Leaving a sad panda.

dry-roasted-peanuts

@MastaFalse:

Remember these?

[www.designboom.com]

Those were some bitchin' water guns. Although, as I recall, once water made its way to the battery compartment, you were basically screwed.

wiggatron

That was the most disturbing SFW video I have ever seen. Keep em' coming. ;)

sorensilk

Please tell me that you loaded at least one of those guns up with a tank of beer.

"No officer, I haven't been drinking per se. But rather just bathing in it. It's good for your pores I hear."

wiggatron

@MorganRW: You know. I was wondering what the whole R Kelly thing was and was debating to actually look it up until your comment. Thanks a million. Seriously.

TheCyberBob

There was never a time i wished more for the giz writers to be pretty ladies in white t-shirts.

mferrari

Needs a re-dub of Traci Lords and Jenna Haze squeals-moans...

(Not that I know what they sound like...)

SigmundTheSeaMonster

Can we have the non-slowmo of the "Epic Battle"?

Also, can I please know who used the purple/orange/yellow-limegreenish gun? Please????

LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M

Looks like his face is blasted off/erased/rinsed off with just a splash of water.

curses

@92BuickLeSabre: lol

graphx

Honestly, I don't have the proper words to describe how that made me feel... With the right tint that water could look perfectly yellow.

And with those wide smiles as the liquid hit, good god....

I felt like I was watching queer as folk....

And yes, who did that slow gun pumping technique? What did you guys all do together afterward all wet?

*Whose idea was this???* Who did the video editing???

Entertaining, but yes...a bit um...scandalous?

LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M

A video R Kelly would love.

MorganRW

Mmm... I can't wait.

i4ni

I hope this gets cross-posted on Fleshbot.

Dirk

"epic battle" - So that's what the kids are calling it these days.

92BuickLeSabre

The return of Jizzmodo!

Chromeo

Disturbing...

DarkHavoc99

After that "whole lot of beer" comment, I was wondering about the ammunition in the water guns!

grok666

OK, while I didnt get turned on, I do now have to go to the bathroom. Thanks a lot.

Curves

Pretty gay Frucc

Chatty

Imagine my naiveté, heading for the comment box, thinking I would be the first to suggest that this video could be interpreted sexually.

itchytooth

Did Peter North produce this video or what?

Mooby

@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: I'm sorry. I don't think Edward Estlin will be present at this party.

:P

ripfire

Bukkake? NFSW much?

;)

einstoch

God.

What kinda WIMPY GUNS WERE THOSE?! And yes, srsly, where were the womynz.

MastaFalse

This vid sorta reminds me of that super soaker commercial where the kid gets squirted on, except this is wayyy more sexual.

spader725

Very funny. And get some sun.

Sora57

@ripfire: cumming?

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

The money shots to the face were the best I have ever seen....

plankbr

Banhammer bait.

ANoel

"Coming later this week"

Hehe.

ripfire

Didn't know you guys liked water sports.

exkon

Yea, nice slow mo of the gun cocking (hehe), and the guys getting juiced (haha)... Nothing disgusting or misunderstood here.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

Hydro bukkake.

That is all.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

Lets all open up a can of fetish jokes.

hagrun

Very nice use of the Casio slo-mo cam guys. Appropriate music too, I lol'd.

Hijakk

@omar199:

That video was hilarious but.....
But the one for undeeroos with the little 8 little boys dancing in their underware was *really* disturbing. I wanna how many child molestation charges the director has against him....

LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M

I'm disappointed...shouldn't this be on fleshbot instead?

Reminds me of "10 toys that made you gay" (fast forward to 1:50)

+ Watch video

typeszero199

Not as odd as juggling dildos at AVN after CES, but still...WTF?

EBone

@typeszero199:

Major pumping required indeed...kinda sad I owned like, half of those

Chromeo

Nice bukaki never hurt nobody

carmen hates the hospital

can you say disturbing sexual undertones...?

+ Watch video

warning: watch at your own risk of being disturbed

D_only_1

i have nothing good to say about this. except that gizmodo has made my day twice so far with random videos.

tonyshootspeople

@Mooby:
Peter North? Do we know our facialists or what?

Nongeek

@Hijakk: I know. I want one so badly now...

CutePuppyz

I'm a little freaked out by this video, but not for the obvious reasons. The guy showing his teeth about a minute into the video could seriously be my real life stunt double. Freaky.

Bender

@TheCyberBob: "Haters wanna hate...
Lovers wanna love...
I dont even want, none of the above...
I'm gonna piss on you...
Drip drip drip, pee on you..."

SomeoneUKno

i miss my old supersoaker , the new ones are so waak...

phatnacky

Waterguns -unfortunately soon to be illegal in New York.

ryanisjimdandy

In slo-mo, that's nearly NSFW

toyotaboy

Not to put too fine a Freudian point on the cigar, but everyone knows that men subconsciously compensate for their perceived inadequacies of their sexual equipment by buying bigger and bigger guns.

All this demonstrates is that men who perceive themselves as having flow issues compensate by buying bigger water rifles with which they can engage in watersports, thus compensating for their flow inadequacies and fulfilling their sexual fetishes in what appears to be harmless fun.

At normal speed, we might agree with the participants that the worst Jungian interpretation is that the participants wish they could recapture the strong flow of their youth or before the prostate infection beset them. But when it is filmed in slow motion, we can all see their inner Freudian desires - to be on the receiving end of the big gun.

As a gay man in SF, my verdict: Yeah, totally gay. Totally watersports. The sort of thing you would like to see at Folsom Street Fair and never do. The only thing you could have done better was wear assless chaps.

Which totally begs the question: What the hell have you young guys been doing to get prostatitis at your age?

Great work, Frooch!

Atagahi

just another reason why you guys provide my favorite site to read up on.

10ninjas

GINGERRRRR!!!!!

stre

I feel like I've just watched a "best of R. Kelly" video or something!

FiveLiters

The supposed children's video about "Playing with each other's balls" left me speechless.

Fountainhead