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Posted by Jason Chen at 10:00 AM on June 3, 2008
We're not sure what this is, where it came from or what it's supposed to be, but Newest New News seems to be a parody "tech news" segment on comedy.com—a site that looks a whole lot like Will Ferrell's funnyordie.com. That doesn't matter. What does matter is that the clip is halfway funny in various places, letting you kill precious minutes as you're counting down the time left before you can take off without anyone getting up in your grill about it. [Comedy.com]
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VirreVojj
Posted 10:28 AM 3/6/08
@killarclown: While the spitting might have been exaggerated, he still did strike me as a typical gizmodo reader.
The only problem I had was the 8gb iPhone. Who buys an 8gb iPhone when you can get a 16gb?
VirreVojj
whiteknight
Posted 10:26 AM 3/6/08
Uh....yeah....not that funny.
whiteknight
shamoononon
Posted 10:24 AM 3/6/08
My hands are too cold to type.
shamoononon
killarclown
Posted 10:16 AM 3/6/08
@VirreVojj: seriously? *spitting in your face*
killarclown
VirreVojj
Posted 10:13 AM 3/6/08
Hahaha, hysterical!
Gotta love that Grant Access! :D
VirreVojj
discounteggroll
Posted 10:12 AM 3/6/08
the fullscreen video quality was impressive...
yeah, that's about all I can come up with. sorry
discounteggroll
sisedi
Posted 10:09 AM 3/6/08
You think they wouldn't just hand out domains like comedy.com to anyone
sisedi
Munch
Posted 10:07 AM 3/6/08
Tech guy must die
Munch
VirreVojj
Posted 10:54 AM 3/6/08
@killarclown: I beg to disagree. First of all, I'm very handsome (just like your typical gizmodo reader). And second, they were talking about things that have occured very recently such as the monkey mind control and stupid spies. Third and last, why isn't there an edit feature?
VirreVojj
VirreVojj
Posted 10:52 AM 3/6/08
@killarclown:
VirreVojj
killarclown
Posted 10:50 AM 3/6/08
pic* ..uber self-pwnage.. le sigh
killarclown
killarclown
Posted 10:49 AM 3/6/08
@VirreVojj: sometimes the pis is based on looks.. sowwy.. oh and hollywood/tv is always months behind trends.. hense his 8gig hardon..
killarclown
VirreVojj
Posted 10:46 AM 3/6/08
Off topic, but how do you put a picture on your profile? It's smaller than 300 pixels wide (and high) and I've tried to upload both .jpg and .png. :/
VirreVojj
VirreVojj
Posted 10:42 AM 3/6/08
@discounteggroll: He was talking about the must have item right now. Which by my interpretation means something that is already out on the market. Meaning that you would have purchased it already. But of course you wouldn't by one now with the 3G version around the corner. It means that to be a true geek you need to have it. And of course sell it before the 3G version comes out or when the 3G version is jailbroken. If it comes with the application store.
VirreVojj
discounteggroll
Posted 10:37 AM 3/6/08
@VirreVojj:
The only problem I had was the 8gb iPhone. Who buys an 8gb iPhone when you can get a 16gb?
seriously? who goes for an iphone now? A true Gizmodian would know a thinner, better performing iPhone with 3G would most likely be rolling out within the next week
discounteggroll
Windhawk
Posted 11:17 AM 3/6/08
Grant Access is no Nick Burns.
Windhawk
Step666
Posted 11:17 AM 3/6/08
@discounteggroll: yeah but it's probably gonna have GPS as well, which (as every true Gizmodian knows) will cause it to suck ass :P ;)
Step666
killarclown
Posted 11:14 AM 3/6/08
@VirreVojj: i dunno dude.. recent "hot" would be the upcomming 3g.. not the old flava.. edit would be wonderful but i like the way Giz captures peoples stupidity.. just check some of my many many many example comments
killarclown
shamoononon
Posted 11:09 AM 3/6/08
@VirreVojj: It takes a while sometime for it to take effect. Perhaps they need to approve them? Who knows.
shamoononon
itscarmennnn
Posted 11:06 AM 3/6/08
I really thought that guy was Chevy Chase...Of course I don't believe time would be THAT kind to the guy.
itscarmennnn
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
Posted 12:22 PM 3/6/08
An accurate depiction of gadget blogs posts and comments on TEH INTERWABS
:P
Except for Gizmodo, of course. *COUGH COUGH*
Bokusatsu_Tenshi
strider_mt2k
Posted 12:16 PM 3/6/08
Nick Burns is no Nick Danger.
strider_mt2k
strider_mt2k
Posted 9:26 PM 3/6/08
That one guy looks like Captain Kangaroo.
Awesome.
strider_mt2k
kmpu-tah
Posted 3:18 AM 4/6/08
Dumb. Sorry, but this is the kind of crappy humor we have come to expect from America!! Boo-urns!
kmpu-tah
kmpu-tah
Posted 3:23 AM 4/6/08
CARP!
kmpu-tah