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Kathy Griffin Talks About Dating Woz on Today
Posted by Adam Frucci at 5:10 AM on June 6, 2008
One half of the most awkward relationship ever was on the Today Show this morning. Yes, Kathy Griffin was talking about her former relationship with Apple co-founder and Segway enthusiast Steve Wozniack. Apparently, Woz met and married some new woman in three weeks and they're already planning kids. Woz, you animal you! It never gets any less weird, does it? [Jezebel]
One half of the most awkward relationship ever was on the Today Show this morning. Yes, Kathy Griffin was talking about her former relationship with Apple co-founder and Segway enthusiast Steve Wozniack. Apparently, Woz met and married some new woman in three weeks and they're already planning kids. Woz, you animal you! It never gets any less weird, does it? [
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Dook_In_The_Urinal
Posted 6:03 AM 6/6/08
@richard8a:Ur avatar kinda looks like 2 boobs covered by a very unfashionable bra.
Dook_In_The_Urinal
Dook_In_The_Urinal
Posted 6:02 AM 6/6/08
Why would ANYONE talk about dating Woz?
Dook_In_The_Urinal
richard8a
Posted 5:56 AM 6/6/08
I actually caught that this morning, quite comical...
The lap dances were a little eerie, though...
richard8a
halfshafter
Posted 5:53 AM 6/6/08
WARNING: Disturbing Visual Imagery
(on account of Kathy Griffin being in it)
halfshafter
Johnny Chimpo
Posted 5:53 AM 6/6/08
@Kaiser-Machead: Passable? Please tell me you're joking. I'm not saying that Woz could do any better (I'll go out on a limb and say pre-Apple days he would take anything he could get) but think about that for half a second; "Kathy Giffin is passable."
Johnny Chimpo
MagnoliaBoy
Posted 5:41 AM 6/6/08
I think Woz got the better of the deal, personally. I merely despise Kathy because she's incredibly annoying. She's not to bad looking for an oldster. We need pics of Woz's new cutty to compare.
MagnoliaBoy
B1663R
Posted 5:41 AM 6/6/08
@ Kathy Griffin: normally I'm a fan of redheads but you sir, are... words can't even begin to describe my dislike for you.
you one this round griffin, but I'll be back! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
B1663R
OtioseScandal
Posted 5:37 AM 6/6/08
Kathy Griffin makes me want to cut off my penis and sell it for stock in Apple.
OtioseScandal
carmen
Posted 5:33 AM 6/6/08
@Kaiser-Machead: you guys must not have seen her before. That's all special effects!!! She doesn't look cute that good! RUN FOR THE EFFING HILLS. Can you imagine WOZ and her naked rubbing bodies? Her mouth on his nasty hairy body? LKDF:DSFJSD I shudder.
carmen
ANoel
Posted 5:31 AM 6/6/08
Shameless. ditch. pig. saga. sad.
ANoel
trm382
Posted 5:27 AM 6/6/08
not fixed yettttttt.....
trm382
wanago
Posted 5:26 AM 6/6/08
Hey when you guys edited the clip you put up the wrong half.
wanago
trm382
Posted 5:25 AM 6/6/08
yeah kathy griffins not bad... its woz that sickens me
trm382
Adam Frucci
Posted 5:24 AM 6/6/08
Oops, wrong clip. Fixed, sorry guys.
Adam Frucci
Munch
Posted 5:24 AM 6/6/08
@Kaiser-Machead: Nothing a paper bag can't fix, anyway.
Munch
Kaiser-Machead
Posted 5:21 AM 6/6/08
@carmen: Actually, save for her voice, she's passable. Woz, on the other hand.
Well........
Manbearpig is not wanted.
Kaiser-Machead
carmen
Posted 5:19 AM 6/6/08
I think it's disgusting...he CAN'T be having sex with THAT.
I mean....WHY?!
carmen
Jimbuck
Posted 5:19 AM 6/6/08
WTF?
Jimbuck
CEOself
Posted 5:17 AM 6/6/08
linking Apple to something that has nothing to do with Apple...again. Jus kiddin. Wrong clip.
CEOself
Kaiser-Machead
Posted 5:16 AM 6/6/08
*Bellows in Wookie in honor of Woz*
Kaiser-Machead
blomster
Posted 5:14 AM 6/6/08
Wrong clip? No Woz mention.
blomster
drallac
Posted 5:14 AM 6/6/08
urm that videos of a lapdance, and talking about rich white kid rappers
drallac
strider_mt2k
Posted 6:28 AM 6/6/08
(shakes head sadly)
strider_mt2k
regexp
Posted 6:19 AM 6/6/08
The link references "billionaire" - Woz was never a billionaire. Comfortable well off yes ... It was only until Pixar IPO'd that even Jobs passed that point.
regexp
CEOself
Posted 6:18 AM 6/6/08
I would knock em on her, I like funny red heads though. If I wasn't already married to a funny red head I would call her...
CEOself
nutbastard
Posted 6:17 AM 6/6/08
@Johnny Chimpo:
"I'll go out on a limb and say pre-Apple days he would take anything he could get"
Don't you think he'd do better AFTER he invented the Apple, and got rich?
@carmen:
hey that's my buddy you're talking about!
nutbastard
Dook_In_The_Urinal
Posted 6:14 AM 6/6/08
@carmen:
LOL. That reminds me of the basketball scene between Eddie Griffin and Fred Willard on Date Movie.
DISCLAIMER: Yes. I watched that movie....no, It wasn't on purpose.
Dook_In_The_Urinal
ANoel
Posted 6:11 AM 6/6/08
... all I can say is... Jessica Parker... now she out-skankifies even Kathy Griffin.
ANoel
Kaiser-Machead
Posted 7:07 AM 6/6/08
@carmen: Thanks lady. Indigestion is my reward.
@Johnny Chimpo: It's all relative man. Without the option to be vaporized, it's still better than Woz. Lesser of two evils.
Kaiser-Machead
robinandtami
Posted 6:59 AM 6/6/08
You guys need to stop. Kathy isn't exactly Ms America, but she's certainly no Leona Helmsley either. For her age and the natural features she was given, she's actually quite attractive. Woz would never be able to date a woman on the level of Kathy Griffin if he weren't quite wealthy. Unless of course he could find the least superficial woman on earth and make her love him based solely on his outstanding intellect and wit.
AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
We ALL use whatever assets we have to find an appealing mate!
robinandtami
Jory
Posted 7:31 AM 6/6/08
When I saw her perform standup in NYC, she did a whole segment about dating Steve Wozniak and it was HILARIOUS. I wish there was video of it.
Jory
Johnny Chimpo
Posted 7:56 AM 6/6/08
@nutbastard: yep. that's what i was (in a round-a-bout way) trying to spit out.
Johnny Chimpo
exkon
Posted 7:33 AM 6/6/08
I wouldn't mind dating Kathy Griffin.
exkon
anti-hello-kitty
Posted 11:11 AM 6/6/08
I like funny chicks. I also like redheads. And slightly older women. And women that have awesome legs and wear skirts/heels to show them off...Yes, I'd tap Kathy...
anti-hello-kitty
carmen
Posted 4:45 PM 6/6/08
YEAH also i'd like to point out that hip hop speaks to me too.
carmen
carmen
Posted 4:42 PM 6/6/08
@nutbastard:I KNOW SOMETHING THEY DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this guy <3
@anti-hello-kitty: Well you sir, are what I call desperate. SHE DOESNT LOOK THAT GOOD. THE MAKEUP PILES ON AND ON!
carmen
Mrbungleface
Posted 4:22 AM 7/6/08
YO NUTBASTARD
didnt you tell me something like this chick is full of shit
Woz is way to handsome for this chick lol..... id tap griffin though, yah yah
Mrbungleface
drive90
Posted 5:59 AM 7/6/08
@drive90: um. THAT
drive90
drive90
Posted 5:59 AM 7/6/08
@carmen: ..more like, SHE can't be having sex with THAY
drive90