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Incredibly Weird Global Teledildonics
Posted by Jason Chen at 8:00 AM on June 20, 2008
Dash over at Fleshbot's got a very interesting look at Ars Elektronika in SF, where inventors and teledildonics fanatics gather together to show off the weird, gadgety and sexy things they made in their sex dungeons. One invention is a vibrator that's connected to the U.S. Geological Survey which only activates during an earthquake somewhere in the world. "Only trouble is that when your own "Big One" finally arrives, it's tempered by the realisation that a building might have collapsed somewhere with people trapped inside." It gets better. Another is tied to how many Iraqi civilian deaths there are a day which you can read about over at Fleshers (NSFW). [Fleshbot]
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PACMAN
Posted June 20, 2008 1:47 PM
6.8 on the Rectum Scale.
...oops, I meant Richter Scale.
PACMAN
Posted June 20, 2008 3:15 PM
"Did the earth move for you?"
Poon
Posted 8:29 AM 20/6/08
this is pertinent to my life...how?
I could shove my kid's chinese-made soft-rubber led-glowball up my shaft and call it the glo-bal anal photon transmitter.
Maybe I should reserve a booth for next year.
Poon
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 8:09 AM 20/6/08
hmmm... bored or insane?
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
wolfenstein-3d is sticking to his 4GB iphone1.0
Posted 8:58 AM 20/6/08
damnit! someone took my "use the USGS-earthquake-vibrator" idea!!
wolfenstein-3d is sticking to his 4GB iphone1.0
LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
Posted 9:32 AM 20/6/08
So you just wait...with that pink dildo inside you....and then if it happens to be where you are then you don't wanna move cause it feels good?
They must have been taking some bad drugs to come up with an idea this bad.....
LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
birdgirl39
Posted 10:08 AM 20/6/08
Finally, a valid linking of sex and death.
birdgirl39
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
Posted 10:54 AM 20/6/08
How about one that goes off when the Overlords finally descend upon us.
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
2001: A Space Odyssey
Posted 5:58 PM 20/6/08
A 3D dildo is something that i'll never understand...
2001: A Space Odyssey
FiveLiters
Posted 3:04 AM 22/6/08
I see a tie-in to those mushrooms on the Mario Bros. games somewhere...
FiveLiters
GrimaceXL
Posted 3:26 AM 22/6/08
why is the grimace on this picture.
GrimaceXL
OneObuyan
Posted 5:43 AM 23/6/08
As of 5 min ago SATAN is pleading innocent, and disowning any relation to the idea or any products that may be spun as a result and is actually horrified at the thought that someone else other than him can conjure diabolic deadly thoughts.
OneObuyan