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Important News! Kathy Griffin Never Slept With Steve Wozniak
Posted by Jason Chen at 2:30 AM on June 25, 2008
Those sly birds had us fooled! Their are they/aren't they relationship--which ended, but Kathy Griffin is still talking about--apparently wasn't a relationship at all. Or at least, wasn't one that involved any exchange of bodily fluids.
Kathy explains that they "were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything!" And that whole engagement thing? That was just Kathy putting on a fake ring and not telling him. Oh you! Way to screw with the media by semi-lying. Let's hope this is the last time you try and get in the news for being connected to Woz. [Ed Note: I actually think it's hilarious. Keep it up Woz and Kathy! - B.L.] [US Magazine]
Tags: kathy griffin | steve wozniak
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zxdxz
Posted 3:40 AM 25/6/08
Woz deserve much better.
zxdxz
AmishJohn
Posted 3:39 AM 25/6/08
This is posted because the Giz editors have an unhealthy Apple fixation, and with her gone one of them just may have a chance with Jabba, er, Woz.
AmishJohn
dave_1138
Posted 3:28 AM 25/6/08
Not sure why this is here, is this a joke?
dave_1138
sumocat
Posted 3:28 AM 25/6/08
Good for her? I guess. I don't know who's the winner in that.
sumocat
Lamont
Posted 3:28 AM 25/6/08
The fact that Woz didn't put his schlong in that shrewy cow helps me to regain the respect I lost for him when the initial rumors of their dating surfaced.
Lamont
nincompoop
Posted 3:26 AM 25/6/08
This is pure science fiction!
nincompoop
Stacky Botrus
Posted 3:25 AM 25/6/08
I don't really see anything surprising about that statement. Dudes a pig. Then again, shes...
Stacky Botrus
Munga
Posted 3:20 AM 25/6/08
The fact that she proclaimed her abstinence so freely makes me question her credibility.
Munga
bbfreak
Posted 3:19 AM 25/6/08
*yawns* Where is the tech aspect of this again?
bbfreak
Ron-Mexico
Posted 3:14 AM 25/6/08
Whew! Finally I can sleep again
Ron-Mexico
wild homes and gardens
Posted 3:12 AM 25/6/08
So Kathy Griffin totally misses out on the fact that Woz is a hundred thousand times more awesome than she could ever be.
Well, there goes the only reason I had even the slighest interest in Kathy Griffin.
Win!
wild homes and gardens
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
Posted 3:11 AM 25/6/08
She was actually dressed in a gold bikini, chained to his lounge pillow.
No joke.
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
ninjagin
Posted 3:10 AM 25/6/08
What? No bumpity bumpity humpdy hump for Woz? No boot-knockin' potato-mashin'? How sad. How sad that she would say that, too.
ninjagin
xint
Posted 3:09 AM 25/6/08
This is still GIZMODO...?
I didn't write the wrong address and ended up in some gossip blog... right?
xint
Git Em SteveDave has a crush on the Swedes
Posted 2:59 AM 25/6/08
Poor Woz. I feel your not getting lucky pain.
Git Em SteveDave has a crush on the Swedes
ripfire
Posted 2:58 AM 25/6/08
Pow! Right in the kisser!
ripfire
freakshow1
Posted 2:52 AM 25/6/08
Wow, that was on Stern last week.
freakshow1
atuck
Posted 2:50 AM 25/6/08
Yeah right Kathy. Someone got kicked to the curb and is being a little bit petty to the press. Classy all the way!
atuck
jmurph05
Posted 2:46 AM 25/6/08
and the reason any of us care is...?
jmurph05
praevalesco
Posted 2:44 AM 25/6/08
They didn't have me fooled.... Woz has a wife, shes a home brew modified Apple II.
praevalesco
danger_the_pirate
Posted 2:44 AM 25/6/08
a story from us weekly?
danger_the_pirate
Cats
Posted 2:43 AM 25/6/08
Penis.
Cats
HawkSkater0
Posted 2:42 AM 25/6/08
That means she is a nobody now!
HawkSkater0
Evangelion
Posted 2:38 AM 25/6/08
lol?
Evangelion
Tohe
Posted 2:36 AM 25/6/08
you could fit 3 Steve jobs in that lovely suit!
Tohe
UofITom
Posted 2:35 AM 25/6/08
Let's hope she's never in the news again for any reason.
UofITom
adamator
Posted 2:34 AM 25/6/08
So... Woz isn't her nerd in shining armor? That mean they won't ride off together into the sunset on his segway?
Harsh.
adamator
Jimbuck
Posted 2:33 AM 25/6/08
*Mental scenario overload* Ahhh! My eyes!
Jimbuck
Git Em SteveDave has a crush on the Swedes
Posted 4:49 AM 25/6/08
@Curves: I have a 148 IQ AND can cook + bake.
Git Em SteveDave has a crush on the Swedes
sansovino
Posted 4:48 AM 25/6/08
OK, that's more than enough of Kathy Griffin.
I know all there is to know about the crying game, if you know what I mean.
sansovino
Purple Dave
Posted 4:42 AM 25/6/08
Hey, it's that woman from the show that totally (badly) ripped off Newsradio. Woo. Hoo.
Purple Dave
Canoehead
Posted 4:39 AM 25/6/08
This just in, Kathy Griffen is a dude in drag
Canoehead
KenjiFinster
Posted 4:38 AM 25/6/08
... so WHAT!?
I'm a Mac guy (we give gays "a run for their money" in the pride thing), but Steve W. is not the "Wizard of Woz".
Now you can't even have a friend and do the "pretend date" thing to mess around with other people just for laughs?. Both are professional pranksters.
KenjiFinster
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
Posted 4:35 AM 25/6/08
@G-Lumps: She was banned from The View twice? OK, I think I will spare her in the second rising.
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
Posted 4:34 AM 25/6/08
@Curves: What I lack in brains, I make up in fine Italian cooking.
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
G-Lumps
Posted 4:30 AM 25/6/08
C'mon guys, the joke's on you. Kathy Griffin is hilarious because she's successfully pushing your buttons, making you passionately hate her exactly as she wants. It's pretty refreshing to find anyone in showbiz who isn't desperate to be "likable." I have to respect a person who's gotten themselves banned from The View - not once, but twice.
G-Lumps
taftsearlobe33
Posted 4:29 AM 25/6/08
I don't get it why all the hate for kathy? I personaly am cool with them just dating after all we got to see a few clips of Woz being the man.
taftsearlobe33
ps61318
Posted 4:12 AM 25/6/08
@golferal: He may be "the Jedi Master and Ruler of All Geeks" but he looks like the frickin' Death Star. Man, he got BIG!
ps61318
Curves
Posted 4:11 AM 25/6/08
Any guy hung with a brain like his would be on my "hot" list too. Brains over braun ANY day.
Curves
FritzLaurel
Posted 4:07 AM 25/6/08
If that's the case, then I would have kicked her via email, too...
FritzLaurel
keene
Posted 4:06 AM 25/6/08
Did I click on tmz.com by accident?
Good god, giz, how many times are you going to 'report' on this non-story? I count at least 6 times you've 'reported' on this couple, and it's not even tech related!
keene
nutbastard
Posted 3:55 AM 25/6/08
so giz got on woz's bad side for making fun of kathy griffin because they had a relationship that never existed?
burn.
nutbastard
ANoel
Posted 3:49 AM 25/6/08
Kathy Griffin reminds me of the Second Lawyer and his comment back to the First as they both scope out a hot babe walking along across the street...
First Lawyer "Man, I'd love to screw that !"
Second Lawyer "Out of what ?"
/seems like a good call Woz!
ANoel
golferal
Posted 3:47 AM 25/6/08
@Lamont "Shrewy Cow!" Well stated sir.
As for me, I'm still indifferent towards her and still dig Woz, so nothing has changed. It will take a VERY special woman to understand Woz because, well, he's Woz. I mean, he is the Jedi Master & ruler of all geeks. In fact, I think there may be no one on the planet with more geek cred than Woz. I'm glad he's moved on to better things. Let's just hope he gets a pre-nup signed for his new lady....
golferal
Thataboy
Posted 3:45 AM 25/6/08
WTF.. I'm an Apple guy, but I couldn't give two ***ks about "Woz" -- what has he done for me lately? Ooh yea.
He is an important figure in distant history. That's it. Kathy Griffin is friggin hilarious, Woz is a socially retarded bore. She can do better.
Thataboy
frndlybnny
Posted 5:56 AM 25/6/08
@Git Em SteveDave has a crush on the Swedes: Suddenly Susan, starring Brooke Shields, Judd Nelson, Nestor Carbonell, and that cute guy who overdosed on heroin/killed himself through some other method.
frndlybnny
LittleBigPlaneteer
Posted 5:18 AM 25/6/08
Damn, so he's STILL a Virgin? That's really sad :(
LittleBigPlaneteer
bubuli
Posted 5:13 AM 25/6/08
she looks like a female Andy Dick...except Andy Dick is way hotter.
bubuli
carmen hates the hospital
Posted 5:12 AM 25/6/08
@nutbastard: I TOTALLY KNEW!!!!!!!!!!!111 lol
carmen hates the hospital
CODIFEROUS
Posted 5:08 AM 25/6/08
No they probably exchanged bodily fluids. Most likely when they saw each other naked for the first time.
CODIFEROUS
Git Em SteveDave has a crush on the Swedes
Posted 4:50 AM 25/6/08
@Purple Dave: What show was she on that was a NewsRadio rip off?
Git Em SteveDave has a crush on the Swedes
Nongeek
Posted 7:23 AM 25/6/08
Jason, Come out of the closet already. We have your toaster ready.
Nongeek
FiveLiters
Posted 7:20 AM 25/6/08
Does my puking at the thought of the two of them rutting count as an "exchange of bodily fluids"?
FiveLiters
Namtillaku
Posted 6:53 AM 25/6/08
Judging by that picture, I'd call it a win-win situation.
Namtillaku
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
Posted 10:54 AM 25/6/08
@FiveLiters: Only if someone else receives it, and you get something in return.
Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!
chizelord
Posted 3:54 AM 25/6/08
sad...
chizelord
wayno007
Posted 1:23 AM 26/6/08
What the hell, Giz?
wayno007
macserv
Posted 4:08 AM 26/6/08
Woz didn't have sex. This surprises who, again?
macserv
AdmNaismith
Posted 5:58 AM 26/6/08
They probably appeared in public about three times and had dinner a few more times than that.
Griffin will do anything for publicity, it's half her act (the other half is talking about it).
I love it.
AdmNaismith