Buttteckst?

Mindfield

i feel that the worst part is we don't know how the pics came out, ever heard of 'the naked astronaut'?

or maybe it's the worry that we will find out, and his phone was set to video and not camera

tegronin

One of the things they charged the guy for was "obstructing official business"...

[www.thesmokinggun.com]

sfokevin

"Can't Touch This" MC Hammer

CEOself

Gizerds,

Lets play "What was his ring tone?"

"Baby got Back" Sir Mix
"I'll tumble for you" Culture Club
"Fat Bottom Girls" Queen

CEOself

Can you hear me now?

GadgetGhurl

He was just trying to shave his ass with his RAZR.

Mayor McRib

The actual report says "in the area of his anus". That sounds more like "in his butt" than "up his rectum".

Jammed up his rectum != clenched between buttcheeks.

tex1ntux

you know, the fact that he could jam the cellphone up there on such short notice means he must have had a lot of practice and/or warm-up exercises beforehand.

willyolio

You can fit a MacBook Air in an envelope, but I don't wanna know about the carrying capacity of some gadgets!

I, uh, wonder how exactly the cops deduced to search him so... deeply.

Torley

I am sure it is used to medical research.
That's just an early prototype of a robot that'll be inhibiting humans and keeping them healthier...it has to be.

Dudemeister on the Run

When they say "wipe the phone", they didn't mean it like that.

Git Em SteveDave has a crush on the Swedes

I wonder if he remembered to put the phone on vibrate before he hid it.

IphtashuFitz

New bluetooth adaptor?

tehronin

Yay! I don't even know how to react to this one :-(

rjbuddyboi

As punishment, the gal he was taking pictures of should get pictures while the cops fish the cell phone out.

bpatten

"Chocolate Rain"

CEOself

@FredicvsMaximvs: Tunnel of Love Most excellent!

CEOself

If he actually fit the phone IN his rectum, well... that's just friggin WRONG! I mean, cell phones are getting small, but they're not THAT small.

redman042

@CEOself:
"Whoomp! There it is!" by 69 Boyz

FredicvsMaximvs

@CEOself:
"Tunnel of Love" by Springsteen

FredicvsMaximvs

Hides? You mean that's not where I'm supposed to be keeping it?

itchytooth

Looks like the antenna probably gave him away...seems to be poking itself out for better reception...or air?

doobiebros22

Well, you gotta admit, this is a good way to prepare for what'll happen to him when he goes to jail.

danson

So insted of just deleting the pictures, he's now going to jail with one sore ass. Criminals these days!

gamecrazychris

Oh Come on! this is a bs story... think about it.. the cop didn't find anything so they looked in his fricken arse? yeah right... ill chalk this up with the story about the woman who masterbated with a lobster and hatched baby lobsters a month later in the toilet.
Lobster Story

aeroworks

RECTUM?
DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM!

HAR HAR HAR HAR

strider_mt2k

Funny... that's EXACTLY the place I tell drivers to put THEIR phones when they're too busy yapping and not paying attention to driving.

SuppleMonkey

@CEOself: Dude, that's totally messed up but extremely funny!

AJ_Syrinx

"that's just friggin WRONG!"... Thou protests too much...

sfokevin

@strider_mt2k: damn, you beat me to the butt of that joke...(I still made a funny!)

jackfrost132

Good job it wasn't a Zune - they'd have never found it!

MINI Driver

Back Door Man--The Doors
Wipe Out--The Ventures

@Dudemeister on the Run: "That's just an early prototype of a robot that'll be inhibiting humans"

It would definitely inhibit me.

@bpatten: "As punishment, the gal he was taking pictures of should get pictures while the cops fish the cell phone out."

Why should she be punished?

GadgetPlay

What what, in the butt =]
Also, I REALLY hope it was an iPhone =)

Day Tripper

Of course his ring tone was:

"What What (In The Butt)" - Butters
[www.southparkstudios.com]

krom

I hope the guy at least had the phone set to vibrate and received some calls......

LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M

It looks to me like an old Startack... Should have been an Retromodo posting.

Barfolemew

MMMMMM some people should be other people's science project

fastmike

@aeroworks:
This is a story from the Smoking Gun. They have a picture of the police report. They report on stuff like this all the time, and are a legitimate "leak" site. They don't make up stories.

Elliuotatar

If the picture is any indication, it was a Samsung SCH-i760 which he inserted into his person. Unfortunately, my phone is an i760 which makes the mental image even more horrifying since I know how large it is compared to other phones...especially when you open up the qwerty keyboard.

TJ

Some people would say a lot of Giz readers already have IPhones up their ass.

Curves

@Curves: Maybe so. Pity this isn't an iphone story.

snrub

Ok, well the email post is taking too long. So, there will likely be a double post... but I digest:

Spinal Tap -- Big Bottom
Blink 182 -- Wrecked Him

Wheeeee

mcdonnr

Oh, sure... now that I've sent in an email post, my login works just fine.

Just wait for it... he's a'cookin somethin' up.

mcdonnr

Anyone else getting logged out when they go to post something?

uberfu

so did it ring while they were searching him and they realized that the phone noise was coming from his ass?

@GadgetPlay: "Back Door Man--The Doors -- Wipe Out--The Venture"
Wipe Out was originally done by the Safaris the Vetures covered it_

@MINI Driver:"Good job it wasn't a Zune - they'd have never found it!"
Yep that brown on brown action_

uberfu

He said it was a StarTrek phone and it was battling his Klingons.

Sora57

@tehronin: The new standard to replace bluetooth - browneye

JaymzThePooh

"the cops searched him twice and found a cellphone jammed up his rectum"

since when do cops search peoples assholes?

mricyfire

Was it an SLR?

nystreetfilms

@mricyfire: I've heard about those "asshole cops".

JaymzThePooh

This is further proof that most cell cams take crappy photos.

Song suggestion = "Shot in the Dark"

nikko1221

did they find this before or after they jammed the night stick in? ooops.. hit something..

mythicalcaesar

Y'know, at first I thought that picture was an X-Ray of a pelvis. But now it looks like two aliens fighting over a cell phone. The mother ship is sending a beam of light down the center.

And now for another sip of Kool Aid.

Sora57

Taking pictures of naked women is illegal (note that I didn't say moral)?

The cops actually responded to the complaint here, fast enough for the guy to just not leave when he realized he'd been seen?

Damn, I gotta move to a town where a pervert with a camera is a priority response time crime...

distortedloop

@JaymzThePooh: Ah, got it. Why hide the phone? Just erase the damn pics.

distortedloop

@distortedloop: He could run all he wanted, but he worked there. It would be way too easy to track him down.

As for the cell phone... I think I could have thought of a lot better places to hide it that the cops would never have found (Like somewhere waaaaay away from the building where you got busted peeping). Up my ass would never even cross my mind. I guess only someone who has been jailed before would think to keister it in the first place.

JaymzThePooh

my aunt works at a vet's office and they get cases like this all the time (usually from the other end)...they call them "SBIs" to sound all official in front of their clients. SBI="something bad inside"

sexyrobot

@CEOself: I think you'll find that this was his ringtone:

+ Watch video

frndlybnny

iShit

FiveLiters

Hahaha, wow, perfect spot for a Nokia ad.

Karmax

Lookin' Out My Backdoor--CCR
(Or in this case, "Stuck it up My Backdoor")

@JaymzThePooh: "I guess only someone who has been jailed before would think to keister it in the first place."

Or be so familiar with the phrase "keister it."

GadgetPlay

@frndlybnny:

OMFG... I nearly choked on X-factor gatorade when I heard that. If you think water burns.. try having people think your nose is bleeding.. I needed that.

mythicalcaesar

@mricyfire: obviously youve never been searched by a cop...

VENAT0R

no no no its all a government conspiracy! thats not a phone, its one of those little robots the agents put in neos stomach in the matrix!

someone check the exits i just had deja vu! theyre coming for us i tell you! theyre coming!

VENAT0R