Gadgets
Channel Changer Ray Gun: Step Away From the Remote, Alien Wife
Posted by Mark Wilson at 2:00 AM on June 26, 2008
If I need to spend a hundred words explaining to you just why the US$18 Channel Changer Ray Gun is worth your time, then you really shouldn't be reading Gizmodo at all. Seriously, do yourself a favour. Unplug your computer and—very carefully—carry it to the trash can and—gently—drop it in. And when you're finished doing that, toss in any aspirations you had for this life, too. Because you are obviously a worthless human being. Sorry, I don't make the rules; I just call 'em as I see 'em. [Play via nerdapproved]

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ANoel
Posted 2:38 AM 26/6/08
The look, the sound, only better if this changer only changed to:
Channel 1 - Captain Video
Channel 2 - Space Command
Channel 3 - The Quatermass Experiment
Channel 4 - Buck Rogers
Channel 5 - Pathfinders in Space
Channel 6 - Flash Gordon
Channel 7 - Space Patrol
Channel 8 - Science Fiction Theater
Channel 9 - The Twilight Zone
Channel 10 - A for Andromeda
Channel 11 - The Outer Limits
Channel 12 - Dr. Who
Channel 13 - Lost in Space
Channel 14 - Star Trek
ANoel
Wakeley
Posted 2:13 AM 26/6/08
@MasterSauce: Even if it doesn't its still wicked awesome. Its bound to be a chic magnet.
Wakeley
MasterSauce
Posted 2:12 AM 26/6/08
If it works with my TV, then yes, it wins.
If it doesn't, then I lose.
It's time to buy a new one anyway.
MasterSauce
strider_mt2k
Posted 2:07 AM 26/6/08
I slipped an extra filter into her remote's IR port so MY remote is stronger by default.
SCIENCE!
strider_mt2k
OMG! Ponies!
Posted 3:29 AM 26/6/08
Clicker, you've just been replaced. By the Zapper.
ZZZZAP. ZZZZAP. ZZZZAP.
OMG! Ponies!
absurdlord
Posted 3:25 AM 26/6/08
Give these to your children and send them over to play with the neighbor's kids.
absurdlord
nutbastard
Posted 3:15 AM 26/6/08
@ANoel:
when that show came around, and my dad noticed it, he perceived the title as being, "The Mighty Morphine Power Rangers".
Hilarity ensued. Honestly, does anyone know if SNL has done a skit like that?
nutbastard
ANoel
Posted 3:07 AM 26/6/08
@Wakeley:
...and ... shit ...
Channel 15 - The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
ANoel
Curves
Posted 3:05 AM 26/6/08
The hot item at Christmas for Dads everywhere.
Curves
ANoel
Posted 3:03 AM 26/6/08
@Wakeley:
Thanks. I did. On porpoise.
ANoel
Wakeley
Posted 2:52 AM 26/6/08
@ANoel: I believe you forgot Star Gate.
Wakeley
Stacky Botrus
Posted 2:52 AM 26/6/08
Mark - lay off the drugs, son.
Stacky Botrus
russdanger
Posted 4:04 AM 26/6/08
Too bad it looks so doooshey, for a ray - gun. I prefer my Zap-Pistol to be a bit more menacing in appearance. Especially when I shout "DON"T TOUCH THAT YOU FOOL-IT'S SET ON "KILL"!!!!!"
russdanger
Miguel Valdespino
Posted 3:53 AM 26/6/08
Anybody who buys this is not a true geek.* Because changing the channel is only applicable to people who are realtiming it, and all true geeks have DVR's (or torrents). Not to mention that a true geek would look at the price/function ratio and laugh.
*An exception is for the people who will buy this and mod it to perform several other functions.
Miguel Valdespino
infmom
Posted 3:53 AM 26/6/08
Singing along with Weird Al... flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, EW! Can't watch that.
infmom
ps61318
Posted 3:49 AM 26/6/08
@nutbastard: Well, there is the Ambiguously Gay Duo, but that's about it, I think.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
ps61318
matto
Posted 3:43 AM 26/6/08
this would be awesome if it could learn the Tivo 30-second-skip IR code.
matto
ANoel
Posted 3:41 AM 26/6/08
Brand a handful of this with "GIZ" and deploy at the next CES?
ANoel
davidm
Posted 4:46 AM 26/6/08
And the countdown for someone using brass colored paint to mod this to be steampunk begins.
davidm
zed0
Posted 5:47 AM 26/6/08
yes please
zed0