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The Real Reason People are Excited for the iPhone 3G (NSFW)
Posted by Adam Frucci at 11:15 AM on June 11, 2008
While yes, the new iPhone 3G's speed boost is going to be great for, you know, looking at family photos or checking on your eBay bids. But really, we know what you're going to use it for and why you're so excited. So does your boss. Remember that the next time you take four 15 minute bathroom breaks in one day. [Funny or Die]
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devianaut
Posted 11:37 AM 11/6/08
@Ken_Darrow: haha, or warts??? ;)
devianaut
Ken_Darrow
Posted 11:36 AM 11/6/08
Doesn't that cause blindness?
Ken_Darrow
Faslane66
Posted 11:33 AM 11/6/08
Dumb.
Faslane66
Joseph
Posted 11:27 AM 11/6/08
Until Apple includes flash, this will suck (no pun intended).
Joseph
turi319
Posted 11:27 AM 11/6/08
funnyordie.com is usually funny...
turi319
gamecrazychris
Posted 11:26 AM 11/6/08
(Silence)..........
gamecrazychris
snakepliskin
Posted 12:02 PM 11/6/08
This video would be true except for the fact that the iphone still doesnt have flash so watching those videos online is impossible. Unless of course you dl the videos and convert them or stream them from orb or something.
snakepliskin
djatwill
Posted 11:57 AM 11/6/08
Stop hyping this thing. The original iPhone should of had these specs.
Doesn't anyone else think its crazy that a "multimedia phone" does not have multimedia text messaging? Once you make the switch you feel like a complete outcast.
djatwill
aznplayer213
Posted 11:55 AM 11/6/08
can someone say hd porn!!!!!
aznplayer213
jpitsch
Posted 11:54 AM 11/6/08
This is f-ing hilarious.
jpitsch
Ambigous Blob
Posted 11:42 AM 11/6/08
"Big Sausage Pizza"... LOL!
Ambigous Blob
Dickey
Posted 12:26 PM 11/6/08
first part he's working at the apple store, second part he's rubbing one out and missing the branigan report as if he was at some firm. not really that funny.
Dickey
Luuey
Posted 12:18 PM 11/6/08
hysterical....
Luuey
Bauer22
Posted 12:13 PM 11/6/08
@djatwill: Im sorry but this is the "Dirty iPhone Jokes" comments. Your looking for the "iPhone fanboy fight".
Well Im pretty sure you can get Playboy for free on the iPhone so this is almost close!
Bauer22
SuperCollider
Posted 12:12 PM 11/6/08
@snakepliskin: That's what ruined the joke for me, lame as it sounds.
SuperCollider
vagrant
Posted 12:12 PM 11/6/08
Hurray! New phone got 3G and GPS! Technology that was out a year ago when the first one rolled out!
vagrant
Scuba Steve
Posted 12:50 PM 11/6/08
@Paradise:
Damnit Jim I'm a doctor not a comedian!
Scuba Steve
Paradise
Posted 12:47 PM 11/6/08
@Ken_Darrow: i'll field that with a no.
may i also suggest that some of you put down your tricorders and stop analyzing the joke.
Paradise
gigermunit
Posted 12:37 PM 11/6/08
Wow........
gigermunit
isoSasquatch
Posted 12:36 PM 11/6/08
Trivia time: Seth played the secret service agent-looking dude in the "Security" Get a Mac ad.
isoSasquatch
tucker
Posted 1:16 PM 11/6/08
@Dickey: you don't even know what you're talking about. the Branigan Report is Apple's retail customer care and quality assurance evaluation. it's how they determine each month which Apple expert gets a free pizza delivered to them.
tucker
morcheeba
Posted 2:15 PM 11/6/08
@djatwill: Please show me where Apple describes this as a "multimedia phone." (Hint: start here) Until then, please no complaining that it doesn't have a feature they never claimed to have, but you imagined it should have. Because, you know, for a "Peanut butter and jelly sandwich phone", it lacks peanut butter. Bastards!
morcheeba
Ron-Mexico
Posted 2:00 PM 11/6/08
I can already do that with my Windows Mobile phone. But I guess the lack of buttons makes it easier to wipe up the mess when you're done.
Ron-Mexico
Evangelion
Posted 4:12 PM 11/6/08
@aznplayer213: HD PR0N!!!!!
Evangelion
redban
Posted 4:07 PM 11/6/08
hmm.. that video seemed outdated, its been done before. At least my iphone 3G video has some decent annoyances in it.
[www.funnyordie.com]
redban
Dapole
Posted 5:05 PM 11/6/08
@SuperCollider: well there are alot of sites that offer mpeg4 iphone sized movies... I think thats about as self incriminating as you can get, without actually listing sites. Not that I would know, umm friend told me. yaaa friend....
@Evangelion: I don't know how i feel about HD PRON!!!! something about that level of detail with a porno star is a actually a bit disgusting.
Dapole
keene
Posted 6:31 PM 11/6/08
Yet another apple item without an apple tag.
Come on giz. You give us the option to ignore all things apple but you don't flag everything correctly?
keene
djatwill
Posted 8:35 PM 11/6/08
it would be nice to be able to watch this video about the iPhone on my iPhone but the iphone doesn't support the video format.
djatwill
g-cracker
Posted 9:37 PM 11/6/08
@keene: iPhone is probably a safe bet to add to your ignore filter
g-cracker
vishal90
Posted 10:44 PM 11/6/08
lol
oh, and i need to take a dump
vishal90
Kermit The Frog
Posted 11:33 AM 11/6/08
also, now with 3g, you can look up new sexual positions in no time...;-).
It'll only take 21 seconds, enough time for the lady to rip of the clothing...rawr.
Kermit The Frog
monkeemike
Posted 12:51 AM 12/6/08
as Homer Simpson once said " it is funny 'coz it is true"
monkeemike
Lazarus511
Posted 1:33 AM 12/6/08
Can't......stop......laughing.....
Lazarus511
DJTripleRRR
Posted 1:13 AM 12/6/08
Why on earth does Gizmodo seem to think that everyone is that desperate that they need to go have "toilet breaks" for 15mins 4 times a day... Some of us have sex you know?
DJTripleRRR
AZTriGuy
Posted 3:20 AM 12/6/08
I'm thinking "Big Sausage Pizza" got a huge boost in hits today . . .
AZTriGuy
BigViper
Posted 7:26 AM 12/6/08
logic tough to argue with... nice
BigViper
mcknn
Posted 5:15 PM 11/6/08
@Dapole: your watching the wrong kind of porno then.
@Ken_Darrow: Yeah and cellphones give you insta-cancer.
mcknn
Evangelion
Posted 8:23 AM 13/6/08
@Dapole: lol! I was actually replying to @aznplayer213: but yeah, I dont agree with it either. lol
Evangelion
vermeer
Posted 11:15 PM 11/6/08
funny as hell
vermeer
hoisingp
Posted 1:50 PM 11/6/08
@djatwill: I have used MMS once in the last 6 months that I can remember... and yes, I am a young, college student who always uses text message
hoisingp
elnzaod
Posted 1:06 PM 11/6/08
@SuperCollider, @snakepliskin : In the iphone/ipod touch videohamster.com really works!
elnzaod
flagenstein
Posted 12:34 PM 11/6/08
@Dickey: When he makes the Brannigan comment, he's speaking AS IF he was working at an office - putting himself in the shoes of an office masturbator...i think.
flagenstein
smartboydan
Posted 12:34 PM 11/6/08
@Dickey: He's implying that the viewer is the one who needs to write the Branigan Report.
smartboydan
ksingh8
Posted 11:46 AM 11/6/08
LOL
ksingh8
thefiendster
Posted 11:34 AM 11/6/08
that's why i'm getting one
thefiendster