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The Heineken Jacuzzi Bubbles Over With Beer Drinking Fun...and Possibly Vomit
Posted by Sean Fallon at 4:40 AM on June 13, 2008
I'm not sure who built this jacuzzi nor do I have all the details on its construction, but I have to give credit to the people behind it. Those Heineken crates look like they make a decent framework and they ensure that a warm, possibly hot beer is never out of arms reach. Actually, it could use a little work on that end but still—its amazing what a bunch of drunks can do when they put their mind to it. [Ellf via about:blank]

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styrofoam
Posted 5:31 AM 13/6/08
Those are seriously cool beer crates, though. Kind of the WoBo for a new generation.
styrofoam
Kaiser-Machead's got LindsayJoy's cookies on the SuperDrive
Posted 5:29 AM 13/6/08
@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: What it needs are a few beer cans and sealed bottles floating in it to finish the effect.
Kaiser-Machead's got LindsayJoy's cookies on the SuperDrive
soulfinger
Posted 5:27 AM 13/6/08
Frank Booth would like to have a word with these people.
soulfinger
elliotness
Posted 5:26 AM 13/6/08
Conviniently, i'm drinking heineken right now. Sweeet...
elliotness
GeekyNerdGuy
Posted 5:26 AM 13/6/08
@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Hello? The Heineken MAKES it classy!
GeekyNerdGuy
GeekyNerdGuy
Posted 5:25 AM 13/6/08
@Evan394: I can't tell that it's heated. Unless that thing draped over the back right corner is an electric charcoal starter, which I don't think would be a wise choice as a heating element, though I won't say it hasn't been attempted, but I wouldn't get in the water with it plugged in.
I think this is actually just a small Heineken swimming pool.
GeekyNerdGuy
LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
Posted 5:21 AM 13/6/08
I am sure the first thing that the laydees think is "classy" when they see that...
Its a good thing they probably already did keg-stands with girls, that is if they had any, before bringing them into this glorious Tub of Love...
LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
Evan394
Posted 5:14 AM 13/6/08
Please don't forget to post the pics of the finished product. The way I see it they got just about all the parts:
1)Beer...check
2)hot water...check
3)some hot broads...no check
I rest my case.
Evan394
qbrad
Posted 5:13 AM 13/6/08
And I always thought it was the potheads that invented shit.
qbrad
VakeroRokero
Posted 5:04 AM 13/6/08
living the Homer Simpson's way...
VakeroRokero
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 5:04 AM 13/6/08
@GeekyNerdGuy: Ahh yes, you are probably right. I don't see a filter either and you know they arn't getting out to use the bathroom.
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Kaiser-Machead's got LindsayJoy's cookies on the SuperDrive
Posted 4:57 AM 13/6/08
Do not bathe in warm Sake. Sounds cool, smells disgustingly awesome, but Red Ring of Death will be a reality.
Kaiser-Machead's got LindsayJoy's cookies on the SuperDrive
GeekyNerdGuy
Posted 4:55 AM 13/6/08
@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: I think it's just an orange tarp draped over the crate walls and held in place by those boards.
GeekyNerdGuy
behavin
Posted 4:54 AM 13/6/08
Just don't smack the top of the crates in your drunkenness - the whole thing might just explode in a sweet fountain of golden nectar.
behavin
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 4:50 AM 13/6/08
AHHH, frick it, something wrong with the posting, half of them disappear when i submit. Oh well, it was just a bunch of mouth dribble via typing anyhow.
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 4:48 AM 13/6/08
Looks like just a flimsy temporary jacuzzi with Heineken crates piled around it. Kind of a waste of beer if yah ask me.
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Darascon
Posted 4:48 AM 13/6/08
So what flavor of heine comes in a brown bottle with a green label? Oh, and if you follow the ellf link there's a sweet cthulu about half way down.
Darascon
GeekyNerdGuy
Posted 4:46 AM 13/6/08
This is one up on the popular College Station hot tubs created by putting a plastic sheet in the bed of a pickup and then filling it with water.
We tried to drive around like that once, but found that most of the water splashes out pretty fast. However, if you put a lot of bubbles in it, people can't tell and it still looks like you're cruising with a bed full of water.
GeekyNerdGuy
ichi1
Posted 6:02 AM 13/6/08
@Darascon: what you chatting about it does come in a brown bottle wityh a green label
ichi1
birdgirl39
Posted 6:01 AM 13/6/08
I don't see bubbles....jacuzzis have bubbles. And what, no chicks? Looks like a sausage fest to me....
birdgirl39
gizmodohomepage
Posted 6:00 AM 13/6/08
Does anyone else notice there's a pot in the tub??? What, make some stew while stewing???
gizmodohomepage
bms
Posted 5:38 AM 13/6/08
What do you get when you come across 4 half/all nekkid guys drinking beers in a homemade jacuzzi?
bms
GeekyNerdGuy
Posted 5:32 AM 13/6/08
@Kaiser-Machead's got LindsayJoy's cookies on the SuperDrive: I do like the way they have that pot floating on a frisbee with what I'm presuming is ice and more beer in it.
GeekyNerdGuy
discounteggroll
Posted 5:32 AM 13/6/08
@Kaiser-Machead's got LindsayJoy's cookies on the SuperDrive:
featherweight...you just need to condition yourself to bathe in sake (heinekin's a good start).
discounteggroll
GeekyNerdGuy
Posted 6:22 AM 13/6/08
@birdgirl39: Looks like a Gizmodo Ars Technica meet-up to me ...
@gizmodohomepage: We already discussed the pot. It's full of ice with more beer.
GeekyNerdGuy
nutbastard 2.0 : banhammer edition
Posted 6:18 AM 13/6/08
@ichi1:
uncalled for.
nutbastard 2.0 : banhammer edition
DeadWriter
Posted 6:14 AM 13/6/08
Looks just like another way to boil hot-dogs and sell beer.
DeadWriter
ichi1
Posted 6:04 AM 13/6/08
@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: errrr and you know anything about 'classy'???
ichi1
sexyrobot
Posted 7:22 AM 13/6/08
um, the only thing that seems to be making bubbles in that jacuzzi is that one guy.
sexyrobot
ichi1
Posted 7:21 AM 13/6/08
@carmen gets to see nutbastard in 7 days!: How short if you dont mind me asking?
ichi1
carmen gets to see nutbastard in 7 days!
Posted 7:13 AM 13/6/08
@ichi1: You would enjoy me biting your ankles? WE GOTZ A FREAK A LEEK up in here. I'm short...it's just a joke, TAKE IT AS ONE. But don't ever say anything like that to my sexy Lindsay and we won't have problems,ok?
carmen gets to see nutbastard in 7 days!
ichi1
Posted 7:09 AM 13/6/08
lol I am nice I am a little cuddly star :) sorry lindsay it was only joke
@carmen gets to see nutbastard in 7 days!: Ichi waits a fucking minute, yeah if you bit my ankle I would enjoy it lots :-) , lol also how are you going to jump up and bite my ankles.
@styrofoam: cool I dont live in the US its too big
ichi1
ichi1
Posted 7:04 AM 13/6/08
@carmen gets to see nutbastard in 7 days!: Ichi waits a fucking minute lol i would enjoy you biting my ankles , I will probably never know her your right, anyway who knows anyone really,
@Kaiser-Machead's got LindsayJoy's cookies on the SuperDrive: It was meant in good spirit ,
ichi1
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 7:03 AM 13/6/08
l
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 7:02 AM 13/6/08
@shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog:Cause i had to google it.
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Posted 7:02 AM 13/6/08
@Kaiser-Machead's got LindsayJoy's cookies on the SuperDrive: Bombaclad
shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog
Kaiser-Machead's got LindsayJoy's cookies on the SuperDrive
Posted 6:57 AM 13/6/08
@ichi1: Be nice ya bombaclod.
Kaiser-Machead's got LindsayJoy's cookies on the SuperDrive
styrofoam
Posted 6:57 AM 13/6/08
@ichi1:
In the US, Heineken trade dress is a green bottle.
styrofoam
carmen gets to see nutbastard in 7 days!
Posted 6:51 AM 13/6/08
@ichi1: WHOOOAAA WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE, DON'T EVER say Lindsay has no class. You don't know her and you probably never will, so shut up. I swear i'll jump up and bite your ankles.
@nutbastard 2.0 : banhammer edition:Beer? Jacuzzi??! it's heaven in your own backyard!
carmen gets to see nutbastard in 7 days!
ANoel
Posted 8:02 AM 13/6/08
@ichi1:
I agree.
My girlfriend is 5'3" 95-100 lbs.
I'm 6' 190.
We fit perfectly in all ways.
ANoel
ichi1
Posted 7:41 AM 13/6/08
@carmen gets to see nutbastard in 7 days!: thats not that small its a perfect size.
ichi1
carmen gets to see nutbastard in 7 days!
Posted 7:37 AM 13/6/08
@ichi1: 5'3"
carmen gets to see nutbastard in 7 days!
LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
Posted 8:30 AM 13/6/08
@ichi1:
Someone needs to be banned. Apology not accepted. Carmen had to yell at you for you to even mention it. That was *uncalled for*.
@carmen gets to see nutbastard in 7 days!:
Carmen I love you.
I could paralyze him with half of one of my boobs.
Then we can eat Doritos and play on our Macs together naked and you'll get all mad when you come back from answering a phone call on your new 3G iPhone and find all the doritos are gone. And then you go to spank me. And then you realize I like it. And then we can get all drunk and go and eat pancakes a iHop and get all shiny and happy just like our macs when the Pancake Syrup drips down our cleavage.
And it will all end in this this trashy hot tub.
:-D
LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
Carmen is scared of Nutbastards Banhammer Mania!
Posted 9:29 AM 13/6/08
@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: I love how you summarized almost EVERY thread I have been to today. I love you too and your titties can smother my face anytime. I get my nw MACBOOK TOMORROW! :D
Please don't eat all the doritos or I'll have to get on top of you naked, on your naked body and wrestle you...i'm horny.
Carmen is scared of Nutbastards Banhammer Mania!
capyanno
Posted 4:51 AM 13/6/08
That's awesome. We'll just ignore the whole 'drinking alcohol in a hot tub is dangerous' thing....i mean, how dangerous could it really be?
capyanno
Kaveh
Posted 10:53 AM 13/6/08
@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: I just pancake syruped myself.
Kaveh
CrazyPyro69
Posted 1:55 PM 13/6/08
"its amazing what a bunch of drunks can do when they put their mind to it."
ya just look at gizmodo ;)
CrazyPyro69
ichi1
Posted 8:08 AM 14/6/08
ichi is lovely really he is a cute 2 ft star though he has a evil side that wants to avenge those who deserve it, he does not care for acceptance of apoiligies or angry peeps.
ichi1