I bet nobody has blended a Blendtec before..... will it blend? In this... yes, yes it will.

islandhopper

For what it's worth, I've always been pissed off when blender blades get caught on ice cubes or frozen fruit and won't start. Almost as annoying is when the blender mashes up only the bottom inch or two of its contents, leaving the top to float, smirking and unblended, just out of range of the blades. I can totally see the attraction of an awesome, high-powered blender that blends whatever you put into it, right away, with no doubt, no cajoling, and no hesitation -- in short, a blender that does not fuck around.

Pender

Visually this doesn't live up to it's potential.
To do that I have two words:

"flames"
"skulls"

DustyButt

Icy drinks for EVERYBODY!

FIRE IT UP!!!!

strider_mt2k

now, everything blends

jkr2

Totally needs to blend a blender to prove its worth.

MagnoliaBoy

Can you do blender stands?

GeekyNerdGuy

[www.tailgatorzone.com]
I got mine a few years ago for the yearly Buffett-Fests!

After the money you drop for it, it would be a shame to 'blend' it. But as for it's blending power, I have not seen it get jammed on anything... ever.

But it is fun to spark it up, as everyone knows what you are doing. And on a hot day, you feel like a god pouring decadent frothy goodness to all the little girls in bikini's

Ah, paradise...

Camaro02

@fsusmithc2: He did something similar to a dish washer. It blew the dishes right out of the back.

Kaiser-Machead's got LindsayJoy's cookies on the SuperDrive

It's gotta be an art-piece. I simply cannot imagine the fumes, and the smell of gasoline and oil, doing much to complement -=anything=- one might want to blend in it.

ninjagin

seeing as how i can ride a bike with no handle bars (/flobots)i'm pretty sure i can handle going without having handle bars on my blender.

still though...its a completely insane concept that just might be crazy enough to work.

oh btw, i want the guy who does the "will it blend" videos to use one of these from now on. if he refuses to purchase one then we must rally together to buy him one, and then force him at gun point to use it.

jrghoull

This seems like something Tim Allen would have designed. Actually, this doesn't seem like the first time I've seen this either. In any case, if you have any burning "will it blend" questions, I'm sure this thing can answer them.

fsusmithc2

Deep in the diamond patterned, superfluous rivet-encrusted kitchen of Jesse James, an empty spot asks for a blender.

Kaiser-Machead's got LindsayJoy's cookies on the SuperDrive

This reminds me of the 1/2 horsepower garbage disposal margarita machine. You gotta love overkill.

Gann

no video?
I see someone like the hoff owning one of this....things...

exer881

damm straight, when margaritas "come out" of this bad boy they should be called MANgaritas

Dapole

Yes, but does it blend?

Oh...oh it does? That's what it's made to do?

Ok then...carry on...

Chromeo

A guy had this exact same one at the Jimmy Buffett show last night in Detroit.

He said he bought it awhile ago at Sam's Club.

Not as cool as the Daquari Whacker, though.

sicknick

The ads for this blender won't be "Will it blend?"... it'll be "OF COURSE IT F*CKING BLENDS, YOU DUMBASS!!"

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

205, lads, I saw and played with one last year. Makes great margaritas, even tough margaritas are so, well you know, girly.

Why don't you tell us about that nifty Razr from Motorola? I hear all the kewl kids want one.

Snark.

rayofsunshine

When I read gas powered and handlebars, I naturally assume this sucker is powered by methane. Apparently I guessed incorrectly, as I do not see a seat.

Monty

one of the AMA race team guys used to have one based upon a 900cc superbike engine.......

that was a blender

you threw ice BLOCKS in it.

mikeg916

You call that a blender? This is a blender! [jalopnik.com]

NatefromOgden

To think, the other guy wasted his time (and gas) on a silly "burnout machine". Hahaha...dumbass.

nuttykiwi

@jrghoull: You do know the will it blend guy actually works for a company called blendtec right?

@NatefromOgden: Wow, talk about excessive. I bet he regrets that after the new gas prices.

johcagaorl

I will only use a device like this to make a Mohito. Even though gayness has a genetic marker in the brain, which is determined at birth and can't be changed. I will still only mix a drink with a gas engine with much more power than is actually needed. I will also only drive a vehicle with more power than needed, and more towing capacity than I would likely ever need. So stuff it fruit cups, that's just the way I do things...

Hello_Newman

I've been seeing homebrew versions of these at motorcycle rallies since the mid-'90s, and I'm sure they were around before that (as I wasn't attending motorcycle rallies before the mid-'90s).

That's about the only environment I could see them being plausibly used at, as well.

Unfortunately, since it's 2-stroke it will sound less Harley and more Leafblower...

marcsiry

VERY old news. A similar product has been on the market for almost 20 years. An yes... it makes great daiquiris

[www.gasblender.com]

dirk1965

I have seen this at a party. Poor guy spent 15 minutes getting the 2 stroke motor to start.

Razta

It's cheaper at harbor freight tools: http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/ctaf/displayitem.taf?Itemnumber=98529

ShyamariNubular

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. You can find these at a Jimmy Buffett concert at the parking lot party making frozen concoctions.

ShailaComfy

ive seen the likes of everything from this to motorized couches at Purdue tailgates.

Engineering student + $9.99 30 pack of keystone = lets put a motor on it!

venomous_duck41

I have used [www.gasblender.com] a Daiquiri Whacker. Same concept

spandox