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Flex Mini from cRadia Is Smallest Ever Portable Laptop Fan
Posted by Gizmodo US Edition at 12:00 AM on June 17, 2008
cRadia's portable laptop fan could be the perfect on-the-go solution for penis burn, something I have written about frequently on the Giz, despite never suffering from it. The Flex Mini is designed for any laptop between ten and 20 inches, and packs up into a small-ish little package for you to cart about in your manbag, or whatever it is you use to get your gear from A to B. What I like most about it is what it looks like when it's ready to use.
A flaked-out little man, legs akimbo (above right.) cRadia, who showed this off at Computex, is touting the Flex Mini as the smallest portable cooler ever. Let's hope they start exporting it as soon as is humanely possible. Less penis burn (or whatever the female equivalent is—minge singe? Apologies.) can only be a good thing. [cRadia via Aving USA]
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strider_mt2k
Posted 12:42 AM 17/6/08
How is this triangular device going to be supported on ones lap to help alleviate this "penis burn" which you allege?
I put it to the careful observer that is is not for lap use, but indeed for use on a desk or other such flat5 surface capable of supporting it's triangular shape.
-or some shit.
strider_mt2k
jhcovert
Posted 12:35 AM 17/6/08
Where, exactly, do I insert my penis into this thing?
jhcovert
Dudemeister on the Run
Posted 12:26 AM 17/6/08
Penis burn is no laughing matter.
If you do further research you will discover that laptop heat causes the death of millions of innocent sperm that could be put to good use.
Let's pray that this fan will bless our penii soon.
Dudemeister on the Run
Lorne
Posted 12:14 AM 17/6/08
Why do you have to bring penises into it?
Nevertheless, that looks like a nice little package.
Lorne
Y2KGTP
Posted 12:11 AM 17/6/08
Yeah....but can you press a button to make it unfold?
Y2KGTP
Darrone
Posted 12:02 AM 17/6/08
It looks like a robot in disguise.
Darrone
ANoel
Posted 12:58 AM 17/6/08
Why anyone would bother using it, buying it, producing it, investing in it as a product, creating its design, even imagining it?
Please, maybe on Wednesday, but not on a Monday morning.
Thank you.
ANoel
Fourthletter
Posted 9:40 PM 17/6/08
We are destroying the enviroment because of over population, we need hot laptops to help control over population, HP, Dell etc. have been trying for 20 years to get the population of China hooked on PCs and now that they are evil earth hating scientists come up with cooling fans like these !
Think of the planet put that hot laptop on your balls !
Fourthletter