@Git Em SteveDave: Did you just use standard HTML?

itchytooth

Gizmodo...

What's funny is that most "reports" on Gizmodo get 10-20 responses.

They post something about aliens and the tin foil hats bust out of the cracks on the information superhighway!

You are all CRAZY!

By the way, this guy is full-uh-shit.

DustyButt

@Noobs-R-Us:

You mean the "illiterate peasants?"

justinpe

Maybe this is party of the viral marketing microwave video from the other day?

Keebler

All videos of aliens are real. you can tell. just look at the thingy things, you know. plus, i saw the movie signs.

Stacky Botrus

(wow. that was the toughest onomatopoeia I've ever done)

ripfire4

So we're just supposed to believe that this alien just HAPPENED to be wandering around some suburb in the middle of the night (without dogs or alarm systems or anything else noticing him), and just HAPPENED to pick the ONE house that happened to have an infrared camera pointed at it? I might have been born at night, but it wasn't last night, know what I'm sayin?

McSkippy

Mr. Peckman, I just have a few words I want to say:

WakoWakoWakoWakoWakoWakoWako..... EewweweweweBOINK!BOINK!

ripfire4

He is from Boulder correct?

NapkinSketch.org

@B1663R

"Probably a viral video for X-Files 2"

Nope but... "Probably a viral video for Plan 9", now thats more likely lol

dOk

@Kaiser-Machead: That comment just made my day man! Thanks XD

Adolf

"I'm worried about Gleepglork."
"Why?"
"He has this weird Peeping Torgomgork fetish."
"That is strange."
"Oh, but it gets worse. He travels all the way to earth to peep on Humans!"
"Wow. He must have serious Sporecollective Issues."
"You know, not everything goes back to the Sporecollective; honestly I think it all started when he was inspecting that earth rock Fi'tygork brought back."
"You mean the little white one in the tiny glass vial?"
"Yup. You know he 'lost' a headbag full of them."
"Yeah, I'd heard."

92BuickLeSabre

@Git Em SteveDave: Great, now how did you do that?

itchytooth

@Kaiser-Machead: I find that tilting my head to the side makes a more effective bellows out of my mouth. Chalk up the empty, distant stare to intense concentration.

@Jones Foyer: To capture aliens on film, of course! I mean the odds of capturing one on film eventually can't be that bad... Right?

Phenostar

@itchytooth:

Git Em SteveDave

Make sure you post the video gizmodo!

mikecoscia

@Adolf: @MagnoliaBoy: Yeah, pick someone who doesn't blink, and then tell him about your spacecraft in the comet tail. And also, you can't board unless you wear Nikes, are a unic, and you must be dead. Marshall, wait for me!!!!

Git Em SteveDave

The video shows "an extraterrestrial's head popping up outside of a window at night, looking in the window, that's visible through an infrared camera."

Thats not an alien you idiot, its a wanktard peeping Tom.

Curves

I believe if God wants to communicate with us, he wouldn't do it with aliens who traveled millions of miles across the cosmos.

He'd do it with a bunch of pedophiles in black shirts and white collars.

Parapraxis

Why don't embedded pictures work anymore?

itchytooth

The comedian Gallagher said on the radio the other day that "Aliens fly over, and see roads standing still full of off-road vehicles. How can an offroad vehicle get in traffic on a road. No wonder they fly by."

Git Em SteveDave

i'm the repo-man and i'm looking for the joke with a microscope ... i'm the repo-man

Windhawk

@Daimyo Nintendo: Maybe it's all part of the aliens' plans: Make contact with the bottom rung of society and discredit the human race, one slack-jawed yokel at a time.

Kaiser-Machead

Yep, looks like crazy eyes to me.
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itchytooth

I think he missed the boat by not doing it on 5 de Mayo.

The scary thing is how much coverage he can get. I was just reading last night about this stupid stunt and now I see it on gizmodo, a great source of extraterrestial activity...

VakeroRokero

Crazy? No. Rapist? Maybe.

alexmetal

And why were we filming out a window into the dark in the middle of the night?

Yeah, right.

Jones Foyer

Of course it's real, it's the alien of all aliens peeking in, Fidel Castro.

ANoel

Let's give Mr. Peckman the benefit of the doubt and wait patiently for the video of these aliens tomorrow.

I've learned that evidence speaks for its self.

xint

few days ago.

nwaringa

I live in Denver... the worst part is that the video 'Will not be released to the public and cannot be video taped as it will be included in an upcoming documentary'.

I am of the opinion that it is just a video of McCain's speech here from a

nwaringa

I guess it's time to stock up on baseball bats and scatter glasses of water all over my house. "Swing away Merill!" Mel Gibson would be so proud!

blazedshaggy

Unless aliens land and make contact with a head of state I dont give a shit what these crack pots say. Yes I believe, but not to the point where I am going to look like an idiot because I have no proof, or some fake video. This guy is a weirdo probably got caught didling children years ago.

Daimyo Nintendo

@Phenostar: Well, if you whistle with an empty, distant stare and with your head on a tilt, you're sure to look nuckin' futz.

Kaiser-Machead

I want to believe.

tensenki

Poor guy, he was just whistling to himself and somebody has to snap a picture of him. Of course he looks crazy, doesn't everyone look crazy whilst whistling??

Phenostar

Why can't anyone just make a straightforward video of the alien talking to the camera.

"Um, hi, I'm Zorphan Doolax from the Kwarkamab nebula, and I come in peace and all that, and...

FUCKING HELP ME! THIS PECKMAN ASSHOLE HAS ME CAPTIVE! HE OPENS HIS BUTTCHEEKS ASKING TO BE PROBED! HEL...."

*static*

Kaiser-Machead

What would life be like without outrageous claims by border-line sociopaths? A lot more like Full House, that's what.

UniComp

Bacteria!

NicleT

I want to believe.

Probably a viral video for X-Files 2.

B1663R

The only Aliens in Denver are the from another country kind.

Noobs-R-Us

This has GOTTA be true. i can't wait! All my dreams of seeing aliens are finally going to come true! WOOT WOO!!

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WOOT WOOOOOO

wolfenstein-3d

NOTE TO ALIENS:
If you ever decide to use a human as your spokesperson, pick someone who doesn't look like a complete lunatic. Thank you.

Adolf

'Mmmmm...Kool Aid!'

MagnoliaBoy

stomper

UofITom

Don't look directly into his eyes! I just got Hypnoed...

MagnoliaBoy

@Rabid Penguin: That would be a good photoshop challenge. Make the guy look less crazy.

Phenostar

@Kaiser-Machead: @Phenostar: And for all we know his head isn't tilted... we can't see his neck. It could be a doctored photo to make him look more crazy than he is - an additional bit of crazy to push him over the crazy threshold as a way to discredit him.

Rabid Penguin

There needs to be a poll done on this and then wait for the video...

xint

@Git Em SteveDave: So I looked at the source, copied the exact HTML you used, and got this:

It's like I clicked the "remove image" button, except I have no such button.

itchytooth

@itchytooth:

Hydrogen Psychosis

justinpe

I Believe!

Hopefully that Nigerian prince will transfer his money into my bank account today, I sent him all of my bank account information and social security number this morning.

Kraftwerker

Third try...

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DustyButt

Oops Here's the image...

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DustyButt

This could be huge...

DustyButt

What a twist!

Saboth

@Phenostar: I'm up for that! Photoshop challenge incorporating the "alien" in some way too!

killarclown

Jesus christ what the fuck is that? His O face?

killarclown

@Rabid Penguin: Maybe. But it doesn't do nearly as much to discredit him as...well...everything else.

Like the time Noah told Shem not to spit over the edge of the boat.

92BuickLeSabre

If you Google Stan Romanek, the person making the documentary that includes the footage this comes up. [www.rense.com] (No guarantees that it is the same person- but worth the read!)

If it is really ground breaking why would one limit low resolution video of the evidence.

Second, if it is real, I would worry about ending up being arrested for stalking (§ 18-9-111. Harassment, stalking [...4.b.3...Repeatedly follows, approaches, contacts, places under surveillance ...]

DeadWriter

Does this sound like the movie signs to anyone else?

mcjake

@Kaiser-Machead: Frikin' brilliant man. I think I saw a transcript of that communique once before.

qbrad

Wait, so that guy ate the alien or gave birth to it?

[gizmodo.com]

shamoononon

This hasn't been verified by Tek Jansen.

johnnyabnormal

@toyotaboy:
You may be right.
The little Greene man talks about it...
[www.ted.com]

ANoel

yes, that is the same alien that did the DHL/GPS biggest drawing in the word.. [gizmodo.com] right?
They used the alien spaceship to duct-tape a Garmin to its roof, and fly around the globe painting pictures.. Now it all makes sense..

LordieLordie

Damn Paparazzi!

DeadWriter

silly unbelievers, aliens aren't from another planet, they're from another dimension using time travel of course!
*sarcasm*

toyotaboy

you know he's going to just show a clip from 'Meatballs 2'.

girraffesack

@DustyButt: I ran out of time. I have work to do. I hate having to do work at my job, especially when I'd rather be photoshopping.

Extremely well done, though. Kudos, sir.

Phenostar

Lookin' at the guy's photo, you can tell that not only is he not crazy, he's also not obsessed or nothin'.

Barcard

@mcjake: Bah. Signs. Stupid naked aliens invade a planet that's covered by over 70% in liquid that will surely kill them, and navigate and plot their attacks on vandalizing crops.

Sounds like a blockbuster!

Kaiser-Machead

@B1663R: Nah. They already said that X-Files 2 wont have aliens in it. I know I know... WTF?

MasterYong

@DustyButt: HA HA HA, OMG!!
Dusty Butt==>

shamoononon

@shamoononon: So does that mean cankles are a feature of aliens?

Git Em SteveDave

@housermag: You zarkin frood.

Kaiser-Machead

"Hi. I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox, President of
the Galaxy -- of course, you probably
already know that. Would you like to see
my spaceship?"

Works every time.

housermag

Is Denver home of the alien/secret society/conspiracy nuts? Like the huge underground city/base supposedly built 8 stories underneath the denver airport that's supposed to be used in a future mass extermination/torture chamber...What is it about Denver, is it the thin air? How long does it take to cook an egg there?

anti-hello-kitty

Any intelligent alien life forms capable of intersteller travel have long been taken over by there robitic creations. The only extraterestial beings well see on this planet will be of the metal variety.

stephenbb

[Holy] Flying Dish of Spaghetti, I mean. Edit button, ktks.

housermag

I'd never heard of the Denver international thing before - Holly Flying Dish of Spaghetti! Masons AND nazis! I demand IO9 material NOW!!!

housermag

Yes, ZOLTAN is finally here!

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Also, for brazilian commenters:

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(it's a completely drunk guy who says he "fell from a spaceship")

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

@stephenbb: Or superintelligent nanites that live in a high-powered electric organic sludge that power and control composite exoskeletons, and must find a new planet to harvest organic material to replenish their biobatteries. The future is scary. Grim and scary and I will have none of it!

Kaiser-Machead

I think if there are aliens, and if they're on Earth, they're doing a bang-up job at keeping a low profile.
WMDs - Weapons of Mass Distraction
Cry Wolf often enough and nobody will listen. Make an Elvis clone - gods, make a dozen Elvis clones, make a hundred - and people will be looking the other way while you're feeding your sodomist medical equipment fetish on innocent cows.
If I was an alien, the first thing I would do would be to register as a voter in the US and try and keep a tool like Bush in power just so everybody will be on his ass for something or other while I abducted nubile young Britney Spears fans and pumped the oceans full of lime jello.
I'm sure there's some government agencies devoted to keeping an eye out for extraterrestrial threats, and if I ever find out the number of their hiring department, I'll do everything to score a job there. Nothing like getting paid to play old Guns'n Roses tapes backwards listening to hidden messages, or sit in an unmarked van outside the local "I want to believe" meeting listening to Berta Rosenwood tell the folks how Ernie was once abducted by a Krwalkundraxian sex fiend to the third moon of their home planet Waggawaggatootoo and drained of every bodily fluid. Thanks to those little blue pills, Ernie made a complete recovery, and they're leaving for their second honeymoon in two weeks.

Hvedhrungr

His Website

I think it's pretty obvious he's a little off his rocker from browsing around his site. Especially considering his "evidence" section has links to site explaining the relations between our former presidents and aliens, and a site explaining the galactic laws.

EnsignFrog

I WANT TO BELIEVE

FritzLaurel

Actually, I recieved a leaked copy of the video.

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Apparently it's being released to compliment his upcoming single. If I translate his language correctly, he traveled to our world on a vessel with at least 27 other beings, a majority of whom are female. He has come seeking an un-spiteful woman. How can we tell him such a thing does not exist in this galaxy?

Git Em SteveDave

The real question is will he blend?

I don't know if I mean the alien or Peckman, but either way that would be entertaining.

mykalt45

I saw the vid at a special midnight screening and all I gotta say is HOLY MOTHER F&*$!! JESUS!! THEY'RE HERE!!! THEY'RE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JordyT

Sure.

DustyButt

@mykalt45: Peckman, Lets go with Peckman!

AskTheAdmin

@shamoononon:Shillary!

johnnyabnormal