DUDE
I am totally making a glove like the one in the Boondocks episode where Gin and Ed try to kidnap Oprah!

~Y

Upsilon

Sounds dangerous for cops and perps. what will water balloons do to a bunch of cops so armed? Not to mention, a riot situation is chaotic for perps and cops alike. This will just make Faraday caged clothing more appealing.

newgalactic

Electric underpants! Is this an extension of the previous Apple iUnderwear discussion?

I love it. Keep the underpants references coming. There is nothing funnier than talking about underwear.

blatnym

I am deeply troubled with this neo-cattle prodding. Ones loins or body should be subjected to the vigorous testosterone laden, homo-erotic fantasies of a rouge individual.

And I wish you a simple and painfully embarrassing death Harris County Constables Pct. 5

Cordfucious

This seems like a hilarious accident waiting to happen. Like, a cop turns with his shield to get a donut, and tases 2 other cops, or an old lady.

This is not like a force field that just protects people from getting in it electrocutes anyone that touches it with no discrimination.

I can't see this being widely used, unless they want to coat fences in high security prisons with it. That would make a lot of sense.

LindsayJoy

...that american idol dood in the picture is about to get his ass tazered after getting dropped from the lineup... life only goes downhill from there!

Namster

"The herp"?

Oh my...

WiglyWorm

Don't Tape Me Bro!

Set to evil

@Cordfucious: shouldn't

Cordfucious

It's good to see that people on hers loves this stuff the beasts will be using against the people of the United Police States of America.

wetworker

@shamoononon: Err, but I can be creative.

shamoononon

This is why I love Gizmodo! The bloggers are hilarious. LOL! = )

Unknown2U

I'd put it on the door knobs... to keep the crotch scratchers at bay.

See this ripfire4!!!

Yea I'd have to think of a way in myself, but creative.

shamoononon

this could be considered a safe way to shoo rapists away...i'm just sayin

carmen89

And you thought duct tape was bad.

In Other News...

Heat rays, taser tape, tasers, taser claymores, pain field generators, RPV's, pepper spray, pepper gel, pepper guns, armed robots, etc, ad nauseum.

In the old days the mobs could storm the palaces and throw the bums out. Those days are over. Heil the chief.

Gary_7vn

Ummm, don't shield-tase me bro?

Mandatory_Field

This would make American Gladiators something that I would watch.

DeadWriter

Fry that Hippie man

HJTravels

Inside a urinal...

photophile

Cartman: "I hate hippies."

GadgetPlay

@shamoononon: Being slightly OCD, I have found it necessary to correct that link.

shamoononon

I could use this on the handle to the glass door at my front door. It seems that my friends and family always ring the bell while people wanting to sell me something, or convert me, open the glass door and knock on the wood one.

Numerous

Wouldn't you get tased when you're tearing the tape..?

.tox

@.tox: I think it's like how they get the non-stick stuff to stick to the pan. It involves wizards. And fiber optics.

Git Em SteveDave

@Gary_7vn: "We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like that time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war; the only thing you can get was those big yellow ones."

Git Em SteveDave

This tape is masking something.

DUCK!

strider_mt2k

@.tox: Only if you bite it to tear it off the roll!

Set to evil

@Git Em SteveDave: I concur...

Gary_7vn