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Super Soaker Coffee Table
Posted by Jason Chen at 8:20 AM on May 29, 2008
Jellio's Candy Table doesn't actually have candy inside (which would be tooth decayingly fantastic), but it does have super soaker-like squirt guns. Not the new, lame super soakers, but the old simple ones from the early '90s. We're not sure if it's actually a real Super Soaker or just a replica, but in either case, you get a coffee table's worth of them for US$350. That's actually not too bad for a coffee table; especially one that you can use to hydrate yourself. [Jellio via Boing Boing Gadgets via Dvice]
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MagnoliaBoy
Posted 9:26 AM 29/5/08
Looks like a good Warhammerin' table. The shooties would make good props for other table top sessions. Or could hold sweet, sweet booze for those long battles or RP nights.
MagnoliaBoy
LindsayJoy
Posted 9:19 AM 29/5/08
Always good to be reminded about wet tee-shirt contests!
LindsayJoy
valarmorghulis
Posted 9:13 AM 29/5/08
@Chester_Copperpot: As in The Boy Who Could Fly? because he said that wasn't water...
valarmorghulis
VirreVojj
Posted 8:58 AM 29/5/08
Wow, a box with four legs and water guns. For only $350.
This is one of those things that you could make yourself in a few hours for only $50.
VirreVojj
shmokes
Posted 8:51 AM 29/5/08
Why is this on Gizmodo? This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. It looks stupid. It's not the least gadgety. WTF?
shmokes
strobefx
Posted 8:49 AM 29/5/08
Break plastic in case of emergency waterfight.
strobefx
TVGenius
Posted 8:26 AM 29/5/08
I wish I was an *artist* or *designer* so all my crappy ideas would be regarded as something special...
TVGenius
mildretard
Posted 8:25 AM 29/5/08
I have one of these with R. Kelly in it.
mildretard
Chester_Copperpot
Posted 8:24 AM 29/5/08
Ahhhh the water fights of the late 80's.....cue Kevin Arnold voiceover.
Chester_Copperpot
djdare
Posted 10:07 AM 29/5/08
@MagnoliaBoy: what the hell is warhammerin?
Those aren't real super soakers either... and yah... what a waste of money this is.
djdare
itscarmennnn
Posted 10:26 AM 29/5/08
350?!
Thats bullshit.
I'll pick up all that stuff for less then 200.
itscarmennnn
MagnoliaBoy
Posted 10:21 AM 29/5/08
@djdare:
What do you want me to do DjDare, google it for you. It's a game you play with people. Called 'Warhammer'.
MagnoliaBoy
strider_mt2k
Posted 11:57 AM 29/5/08
Hey...I know a hose where we can fill these!
strider_mt2k
GadgetPlay
Posted 12:38 PM 29/5/08
@shmokes: "Why is this on Gizmodo? This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. It looks stupid. It's not the least gadgety. WTF?"
You're not from around here, are you? Nothing is or looks too stupid to be on the Giz, even if only to ridicule.
GadgetPlay
sdimacu
Posted 12:12 PM 29/5/08
"Break table glass in emergency"
sdimacu
mildretard
Posted 12:50 PM 29/5/08
@LindsayJoy: Oh lay-deez, why must you toy with us so?
mildretard
Sora57
Posted 2:05 PM 29/5/08
These are not the super soakers you are looking for. Move along.
Sora57
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.
Posted 2:30 PM 29/5/08
Don't mock the new Super Soakers. You haven't tried the Arctic Blast.
Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.